my right eye hurts...I wonder if the lids are inflamed...PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swing through sadness, tears of joy
curse the sunlight, arsenic for the girls and boys


If people weren't afraid of death, our medical advancements would have ceased years ago and the world would be less crowded...

TREK IS BETTER THAN WARS!!!!!

If it's Naked juice, why isn't it censored?

can a giraffe die if it trips on a rock and hits its head?

If I were to suddenly drop dead, who would be the first to take my stuff?

Since there is double Jepordy, is there tripple jepordy?

eggs eggs eggs eggs...speaking of which, where's beta?

If I had multiple personalities could I kill myself in self defence?

why make a hoover dam... if they could just shuve my latin teacher in

You all are doomed, for the seemingly crazy shall inherit the earth

All the sorrow in the world pent up inside you
Pent up inside untill it gets released
Released in a flood of tears.

Goodbye and thanks for all the fish

(not really)

here's 1 minutes of thought written in short hand:

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the more letters, the more time without a cease of thought, the more space the longer I was able to keep my mind of the thoughts

Thiz threadz iz stupidz, get ridz of itz.

BTW: My ass is itching, just so you know.

randomness

DANCING HAMSTER of DOOM!!!!

Beware the Flying Monkeys too.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Yes I have.
Look!
Just a flesh wound.

THere once was a little girl named ziggy, who has a sex change and is now know as JOE!!!!!!

well, we all know what's going on in it's head

Hey, im not planing on geting a sex change. My bannana with strawberies pleaces the ladies just fine.

yeah yeah yeah, just keep the executives in their office

U mean them --------> ^
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if that's what yours looks like, you need to see a doctor

Damn it, it didnt come out right!!!! :lol:  

that sounds like a personal problem

it200us seems like a goldfish: only 3 seconds of memory.

random crap

go2 google images and type in some thing strange

yeah, but he can be vicious when he targets you *remembers back to that one time...*

yea, those were the times, huu ck9.

QuoteDANCING HAMSTER of DOOM!!!!

Beware the Flying Monkeys too.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Yes I have.
Look!
Just a flesh wound.

Beware of Lina Inverse...

Fire-ball *points non-chalantly*

bleep... bleep...bleep.
operator: whats that chimpy?
chimpy: I'm making popcorn with my microwave
operator: why the f*** are you making popcorn and where did you get a microwave. we are like 5000000k away from earth and your making popcorn
bleep... bleep...bleep.
chimpy: hey my popcorn... but its stil bad
operator: thats cous that bleeping wasnt the microwave but it means that we are going 2 crash into a start
bleep... bleep...bleep.
operator: WE ARE ALLL GOIGN 2 die (HORIBLE SCREAM)
Chimpy: noooo my popcorn is ready

just another useless pice of crap  
if you want the best movie ever made http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/202039 and press playmovie (make sure your not drinking anything cous you will spit it out laughing your as of          

DRAGON SLAVE, Hooman

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QuoteDANCING HAMSTER of DOOM!!!!

Beware the Flying Monkeys too.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Yes I have.
Look!
Just a flesh wound.

Beware of Lina Inverse...

flying monkeys are nothing watch out for KAMIKAZA HAMSTERS OF DOOOOOOOM they will shuve them self up your ass and blow up

flying monkeys are nothing watch out for KAMIKAZA HAMSTERS OF DOOOOOOOM they will shuve them self up your ass and blow up