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Off Topic => Test/Spam Forum => Topic started by: CK9 on March 18, 2005, 12:50:15 AM
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my right eye hurts...I wonder if the lids are inflamed...PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Swing through sadness, tears of joy
curse the sunlight, arsenic for the girls and boys
If people weren't afraid of death, our medical advancements would have ceased years ago and the world would be less crowded...
TREK IS BETTER THAN WARS!!!!!
If it's Naked juice, why isn't it censored?
can a giraffe die if it trips on a rock and hits its head?
If I were to suddenly drop dead, who would be the first to take my stuff?
Since there is double Jepordy, is there tripple jepordy?
eggs eggs eggs eggs...speaking of which, where's beta?
If I had multiple personalities could I kill myself in self defence?
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why make a hoover dam... if they could just shuve my latin teacher in
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You all are doomed, for the seemingly crazy shall inherit the earth
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All the sorrow in the world pent up inside you
Pent up inside untill it gets released
Released in a flood of tears.
Goodbye and thanks for all the fish
(not really)
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here's 1 minutes of thought written in short hand:
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the more letters, the more time without a cease of thought, the more space the longer I was able to keep my mind of the thoughts
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Thiz threadz iz stupidz, get ridz of itz.
BTW: My ass is itching, just so you know.
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randomness
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DANCING HAMSTER of DOOM!!!!
Beware the Flying Monkeys too.
Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Yes I have.
Look!
Just a flesh wound.
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THere once was a little girl named ziggy, who has a sex change and is now know as JOE!!!!!!
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well, we all know what's going on in it's head
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Hey, im not planing on geting a sex change. My bannana with strawberies pleaces the ladies just fine.
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yeah yeah yeah, just keep the executives in their office
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U mean them --------> ^
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O O
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if that's what yours looks like, you need to see a doctor
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Damn it, it didnt come out right!!!! :lol:
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that sounds like a personal problem
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it200us seems like a goldfish: only 3 seconds of memory.
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random crap
go2 google images and type in some thing strange
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yeah, but he can be vicious when he targets you *remembers back to that one time...*
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yea, those were the times, huu ck9.
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DANCING HAMSTER of DOOM!!!!
Beware the Flying Monkeys too.
Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Yes I have.
Look!
Just a flesh wound.
Beware of Lina Inverse...
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Fire-ball *points non-chalantly*
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bleep... bleep...bleep.
operator: whats that chimpy?
chimpy: I'm making popcorn with my microwave
operator: why the f*** are you making popcorn and where did you get a microwave. we are like 5000000k away from earth and your making popcorn
bleep... bleep...bleep.
chimpy: hey my popcorn... but its stil bad
operator: thats cous that bleeping wasnt the microwave but it means that we are going 2 crash into a start
bleep... bleep...bleep.
operator: WE ARE ALLL GOIGN 2 die (HORIBLE SCREAM)
Chimpy: noooo my popcorn is ready
just another useless pice of crap :D
if you want the best movie ever made http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/202039 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/202039) and press playmovie (make sure your not drinking anything cous you will spit it out laughing your as of :D :D :D :D :D
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DRAGON SLAVE, Hooman :)
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DANCING HAMSTER of DOOM!!!!
Beware the Flying Monkeys too.
Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Yes I have.
Look!
Just a flesh wound.
Beware of Lina Inverse...
flying monkeys are nothing watch out for KAMIKAZA HAMSTERS OF DOOOOOOOM they will shuve them self up your ass and blow up
flying monkeys are nothing watch out for KAMIKAZA HAMSTERS OF DOOOOOOOM they will shuve them self up your ass and blow up
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DANCING HAMSTER of DOOM!!!!
Beware the Flying Monkeys too.
Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Yes I have.
Look!
Just a flesh wound.
Beware of Lina Inverse...
flying monkeys are nothing watch out for KAMIKAZA HAMSTERS OF DOOOOOOOM they will shuve them self up your ass and blow up
flying monkeys are nothing watch out for KAMIKAZA HAMSTERS OF DOOOOOOOM they will shuve them self up your ass and blow up
I also suck ......... because I am a ............ quote abuser.
Yea you are.
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who's my slave?
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*points out a Kirby sitting in the park*
(>o_0)>
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*makes the kirby eat people*
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Whoa help!!!
I call.. the Kirbybusters!
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*grions evily*
I can send strappers against them (being a MYST forumite is sooooooo much fun)
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*Ring* Taliban!
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*boom*
m-79
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Lina: If things turn out right, I can get a preferential look at the book of Xoana!
Gourry: And just what is this "Book of Xonana", anyway?
<Lina shoves his head into a basket of oranges>
Lina: Oh, how many times do i have to explain this, yogurt for brains?!
<gourry takes of his hair, showing a yellow glow coming from his head...>
Gourry: Wanna taste?
Lina: NO!
I love that part....
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Lina: For Pete's sake, with all the fuss Gourry and the others raised, we never got a chance to eat!
<Lina doing hairdo>
Lina: Oh well, we can eat there tomorrow. Hmm, not too bad. They grown a little?
<Lina touching her tits>
Amelia (shouting): Miss Lina! What are you doing? Hurry up! This bath's huge and the water feels so good!
Lina: Right, right. Jeez, she can be such a little kid.
<Lina goes to the doors and opens it. She looks at Amelia's tits>
Amelia: Miss Lina!
Lina (thinking): Yeesh! A little kid with annoyingly large breasts!
=)
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lol that is funny too
(slayers fans will know why)
<---xellos
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I just watched some Slayers episodes and.. I liked Zelgadis' reaction on every appearance of Xellos :)
Oh and...
Lord of Darkness of the Four Worlds! I call upon you! Grant me all the power you possess! Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond that flows! Buried in the flow of time, in thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Let all fools who stand in our way be destroyed by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!
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oooooooooooooooooooooo
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*Blows Levi into pieces*
Gaav Flare!
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la de da, this is a spam message interupting your show, we will return you after the spam has finished, which could be several hours :P
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incoming!!!
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I hope I didn't miss Xellos this time :/
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I know a way you won't be able to miss him...
*pulls out mil-15*
*evil grin*
"Don't run, we are your friends"
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Monkey: I have cheerios in my pants!
Money: Do you have cheerios in my pants?
CHIO CHIPS!
EGGS! EGGS! EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS!
Betaray 4 Eggz!
badeeeeng ddeeeeng here it's mr. formula 1 racecar driver oh no I'm going to crash *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* umbsdown) :yawn: :'( :ph34r: :angry: :huh: :o :lol: PARTY!!
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badger
mushroom
snake
ahh its a snake
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:blink: OH MY GOS LEVI HAS wings... wtf!?
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EVERYONE RUN! THE BIRDS ARE ATTACKING!
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haha funny way of findin out bout sex!***SeX eDuCaTiOn***Little Johnny was 7
years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing
quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it
was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who
became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told
him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sisterand her
boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING
to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he
turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I
figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny.
He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to
feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as
the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he
was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and
getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put
it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and
sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was
when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt
really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had
gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood
there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to
keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and
stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should
tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave
and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she
grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of
his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and
he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis
started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I
guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a
while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and
sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp,
and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a
little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He
started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It
jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats-
they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to
kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally
killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its
skin off and flus*** down the toilet.
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LOL
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.
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:heh: what kind of crap are you watching?
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monty python and the holy grail
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lol, i've wanted to get that for so long.
Meaning of life was nice to watch...
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i would like to just see any of them.
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sorry plym, your religions wouldn't like you to see topless women chasing a man until he falls off a cliff
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373)
NUMA NUMA!!!
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*slaps beta* he's delerious
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Or is he. It is possible that we are all delerious and he's not. :P (OO wait we're talking about beta. . . . hmm. . . .well in that case.. . . . .. lol)
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I'm not sure which is correct, I mean, he is giving up the egg and chicken thing he used to do all the time O_o