haha funny way of findin out bout sex!***SeX eDuCaTiOn***Little Johnny was 7
years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing
quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it
was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who
became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told
him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sisterand her
boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING
to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he
turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I
figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny.
He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to
feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as
the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he
was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and
getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put
it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and
sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was
when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt
really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had
gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood
there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to
keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and
stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should
tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave
and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she
grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of
his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and
he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis
started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I
guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a
while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and
sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp,
and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a
little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He
started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It
jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats-
they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to
kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally
killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its
skin off and flus*** down the toilet.
