Author Topic: proving things false (Read 12065 times)

CK9 · « **on:** September 02, 2004, 08:28:48 AM »

I can prove 2 + 2 = 4 false

here's how using smileies:

:huh:

+

= 3, not four

verbal explanation:

if both sets of two use the same exact object (not two similar ones) it isn't four, now is it?

Leviathan · « **Reply #1 on:** September 02, 2004, 11:03:29 AM »

+

= 4

Yours has 4 total, 3 different

Saibot · « **Reply #2 on:** September 02, 2004, 12:19:12 PM »

:huh:

+

= :huh: :o2

xfir · « **Reply #3 on:** September 02, 2004, 06:16:43 PM »

lol

Anyway:

We can all agree that girls take both time and money, so:

Girls = Time * Money

We all know time is money, so:

Girls = Money^2

Money is the root of all evil, thus:

Money = (evil)^1/2

Thus:

Girls = ((evil)^1/2)^2

==

Girls = evil

I would do the 1 = 0 one, but I forgot it

CK9 · « **Reply #4 on:** September 02, 2004, 07:06:54 PM »

xfir, "money is not the root of all evil, it is merely the tool"

ZeusBD · « **Reply #5 on:** September 07, 2004, 11:10:01 AM »

Money isn't the root of all evil, it's the love of money that is the root of all evil.

Betaray · « **Reply #6 on:** September 08, 2004, 03:00:13 PM »

your missing the point

girls=evil lol

ZeusBD · « **Reply #7 on:** September 08, 2004, 03:07:24 PM »

So with what I said in mind...it isn't girls that are the root of all evil....it's the love of girls that is the root of all evil....so I guess I have some deep roots then

Betaray · « **Reply #8 on:** September 09, 2004, 06:09:14 PM »

how do you walk if you have roots?

CK9 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 09, 2004, 06:13:51 PM »

beta, you have roots too

Kiith Somtaaw · « **Reply #10 on:** September 09, 2004, 07:09:54 PM »

Girls = Low Bank Balance

Money seemingly flys out of your pockets, and goes in theirs.

:angry:

CK9 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 09, 2004, 07:27:04 PM »

what do I =?

plymoth45 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 09, 2004, 10:04:11 PM »

only a few girls i know = evil, like my sis.

The ones that odn't cost THAT much are good.

CK9 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 09, 2004, 10:19:55 PM »

no girls I know = evil

ZeusBD · « **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2004, 02:05:34 PM »

Again:

Girls doesn't = No Money

Love of Girls = No Money

alice · « **Reply #15 on:** September 12, 2004, 01:52:42 PM »

Money = evil.

so when:
Girl's = No Money

then
Girls = No Evil!

lol
I don't mind spending money to by my friends/gf things. Got nothing better to buy. Then again... I don't have a g/f anymore. lol.

jesusfreak06 · « **Reply #16 on:** September 29, 2004, 08:11:42 AM »

lol, now i'll spend someone else's moola. lol, j/k. well, if girls = evil, then what do boys =?

men = life forms from Mars

women = life forms from Venus

mankind = we all have to live together and get over it

CK9 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 29, 2004, 08:43:08 AM »

well, I cannot say as this is still a family-frindly forum, lol

Betaray · « **Reply #18 on:** September 29, 2004, 06:10:29 PM »

If you've ever gotten your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck

CK9 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 29, 2004, 07:14:45 PM »

if your truck is your pool, you might be a redneck

Betaray · « **Reply #20 on:** September 30, 2004, 08:47:56 PM »

if you have a whole set of salid bowls and they all say kool whip on the side, you might be a redneck

CK9 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 30, 2004, 10:46:03 PM »

you might be a betaray if...

jesusfreak06 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 01, 2004, 09:39:23 AM »

u mite b blond if u set the computer screen ontop of a copy machine to print out a document.

(thanx luweeg64)

CK9 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 01, 2004, 05:16:58 PM »

PlayingOutpost0-24 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 01, 2004, 05:24:29 PM »

Quote

lol, now i'll spend someone else's moola. lol, j/k. well, if girls = evil, then what do boys =?

if girls=evil then:

girls <=> boys

so then boys=good?

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Author Topic: proving things false (Read 12065 times)

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