Author Topic: Role Playing Game (Read 29850 times)

evecolonycamander · « **Reply #25 on:** May 09, 2011, 04:08:34 PM »

~breaks time-space-firewall barier and posts anyway~

~reverses sub-atomic magetic fields of protrons( = self splitting atoms = universal nuke XD) and jumps into a nearby univese to save self~

'the voices in my head told me it would be fun.... AND THEY WHERE RIGHT!!!!!!!!'

(sorry bout' spelling, written on work computer using IE)

Freeza-CII · « **Reply #26 on:** May 09, 2011, 07:51:29 PM »

*destroys evecolonycamander with a atomic salmon.*

*immobalizes JCJ with sticky foam with acid upgrade.*

"this is what you get for not being able to follow along with me destroying all realities only leaving me and my super computer"

*Gives CK9 a cookie that has a happy face on it like the one from watchmen*

"Well played"

Now to make sure yall know who is supreme here.

*compresses time into a singularity.*

All time is now together and the chaos of multipul time lines converging and destroying one another is happening till all that is left is pure time and with this pure time Ill command one of the dimentions of reality.

"You will now be subject to my temporal will*

*Counter vibrates the peebrains to cause a total annihilation of JCJ and Evecolonycamander.*

*phases out to 0.33333333 secs from the rest of the realities*

"now i am untouchable as well"

"Surrender now or be beyond nothing for all enternity."

evecolonycamander · « **Reply #27 on:** May 11, 2011, 06:29:37 PM »

super computer:

'ERROR:SYSTEM WIDE MALFUNCTION. ATTEMPTING REPAIRS'
'REPAIRS FAILED. LOAD LAST RESTORE POINT'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ECC:

'' im so glad i uploaded that virus to the main frame. now all the multiverse is back in order.''

''well, not everything. that feeza guy is still alive....''

''hmmm... what kind of guy directly links his mind to a computer? I guess i'll just upload the old monkey b virus to his mind and give him dementia XD''

''now to hide myself in the 11th demention beyond everyone's understanding. hell, sometimes i dont even understand it''

Zardox Xheonov · « **Reply #28 on:** May 12, 2011, 08:26:26 AM »

*returns from his lair in the infinith-demention and travels down into the 13th demention (which has alot of chaos in it) only to find the real freeza*

"heh, i shall show you all a taste of my weaker power..."

"KHAO-KIN #3!!!!"

*thousands of marbles appear with a dark aura, they spread everywhere and explode each directed towed another star...
As they fus with the star's core, they expand outwards engulfing everyone who touches them in a heated inferno.*

Freeza-CII · « **Reply #29 on:** May 12, 2011, 02:00:56 PM »

*Slides the faulty drive out and puts in a new one eleminating the need to silly windows restore points on a computer that doesnt use windows.*

"How silly to think it was a mental link. Youll never know the depts of my technology"

*Time dialates evecolonycamander to absolute zero*

"Now there is nothing you can do not even your atoms will move. Your string has ceased to vibrate."

*embeds a chain saw in LOP's brain pan for throwing marbles all over the place.*

Zardox Xheonov · « **Reply #30 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:46:07 AM »

"thou fool! thy self has no brain! thy self is not human! thy self is the LORD OF PAIN!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA"

*creates a dark energy sphere 10x bigger than the previous, throws the sphere, then it condenses and explodes on freeza's computer destroying half the galaxy and scattering the cosmos outwards within the aftershock*

"This is still only a taste of my true power.."

*Creates another sphere the size of a beachball and emplodes it into freeza's skull. On contact the sphere explodes outwards creating a diminsional ripple in the space/time fabric making the area so chaotic that any biaological/mechanical/stardust-born substance which enters the zone fades from existance.*

"fyi that ripple will consume everyone in this area, but then again, its a part of me, so i cannot be hurt by it"

Freeza-CII · « **Reply #31 on:** May 16, 2011, 01:41:04 PM »

"Hmmm trying to destroy a computer that can survive the implosion and re expantion of the universe. You mearly dented the case. Your ideals of destruction are fleeting flights of fancy. And I myself being self created by my own computer I would have surely upgraded myself and did. I have crumple zone on my head for just such a event. My head will reshape its self here in a couple mins."

*head reshapes itself and secures crumple zones."

"that ripple tickles"

*points one finger and taps the space. A counter vibration is started canceling out the ripple.*

*pelts LOP with oxicondone*

evecolonycamander · « **Reply #32 on:** May 20, 2011, 06:47:54 PM »

didnt you say you killed the thread freeza? strange, it seems to be going strong.

-----------

'why did you stop my clone's existance in time?'
'dose not matter.... there is a couple more where that one came from. couple being X^X^X where X=Y+6Z*A and Y, Z, and A are ever growing intergers that are limited only by fezzas IQ multiplied by 40002340029588820044100035.996356300002. X is always rounded up to the nearest hundred thousend'
'therefore, i have 0-40002340029588820044200000 clones'
'dont think too hard on what this implies.... '
~laughs ass off~

Freeza-CII · « **Reply #33 on:** May 21, 2011, 06:18:01 PM »

you need to look at the lag times i cause here. I kill this thread consistantly.

"you forget I compressed time a while back. Your clone is mearly a stain on the second hand."

*changes the mathatical constant of the universe.*

"now all your calulations are wrong good day"

*pushes evecolonycamader into a active volcano not before activating a galactic wide siren call for all his clones on massively different vibrations*

Freeza-CII · « **Reply #34 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:30:35 PM »

yay double post

*stands in triumph over his foes in this rpg thread and breaks the 4th wall*

evecolonycamander · « **Reply #35 on:** May 27, 2011, 05:13:02 PM »

/clear
/kick Freeza-CII
MWHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA

Zardox Xheonov · « **Reply #36 on:** May 27, 2011, 08:18:15 PM »

*knocks sence into freeza making him wake up and realize he has no supernatural powers nor does his computer exist*

*removes a curtain to reveal a non-cloned ck9*

"Yes i have been hiding the real ck9 behind this curtain the whole time."

*Reatreats into the shadows with an evil grin*

"And now thou shalt tourment thee into disgrace..."

*then vanishes*

Freeza-CII · « **Reply #37 on:** June 03, 2011, 09:39:11 AM »

*hits the reset button bored with every one not having any imagenation. This button put every thing back to vanilla.*

"Yup you guys take to god damn long and it bored me I am no longer interested in this."

Zardox Xheonov · « **Reply #38 on:** June 05, 2011, 02:45:27 PM »

*forces ck9 to eat the vanilla*

"thou shalt be poisoned by freeza's vanilla."

*throws another dark-antimatter bomb (marble sized) and destroys another random planet*

"you know i could just keepo this up for ever...."

*continues throwing the marble-sized dark-antimatter into random directions.*

"i could go rapid fire too! just watch... oh and has anyone noticed the random rips of spaace/time fabric left behind my dark anti matter? hahaha its 1000 times more dangerous than a dark hole."

*continues throwing the marbles causeing random diminsions to vanish from reality*

"muhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!"

Hidiot · « **Reply #39 on:** June 05, 2011, 03:53:07 PM »

*Forces a light bulb into a snug fit inside LoP's mouth and burns his hands off with a flamethrower*

I have to say... this is a pretty dreadful work of art in stupidity, and only Freeza kept it mildly interesting. Even for the Spam forum it feels... sickening. At least spell things properly.

*Jumps back into his own unremarkable pocket dimension, cutting the link with this world*

Freeza-CII · « **Reply #40 on:** June 05, 2011, 07:56:14 PM »

Yup what did i say boring still looking but boring. OMG marble marbles antimatter. it just like every other post you have made. And antimatter doesnt work that way.

evecolonycamander · « **Reply #41 on:** June 07, 2011, 06:43:59 PM »

hmm... off topic, but i recently heard that anti matter was matter that somehow time traveled and upon contact with its past self it alters its probability of its younger self traveling thus a canceling effect is witnessed. even i doubt this but ask: is there ANY other person who heard the same thing?

the last time i learned about antimatter was that it was simply reversed charged matter. like a negative electron. so which is it?

Freeza-CII · « **Reply #42 on:** July 17, 2011, 11:59:20 AM »

*tosses rabid kittens at random peoples faces*

jcj94 · « **Reply #43 on:** July 17, 2011, 03:33:37 PM »

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*tosses rabid kittens at random peoples faces*

OLD LADIES ARE DYING AND SAD BECAUSE YOU STOLE THEIR KITTENS!! YOU KITTEN THIEF!!

/me steals fish and throws them at the cats, trying to distract them

evecolonycamander · « **Reply #44 on:** July 19, 2011, 09:25:31 AM »

*gets rabies shot*
'here kitty, kitty, kitty'
*picks up kitty*
*straps P-5 timed charges on to it*
*throws it*
'HOT POTATO!!!!'

jcj94 · « **Reply #45 on:** July 19, 2011, 12:02:34 PM »

*Chucks it at LOP*

DIE!!

*thinks* Lol.. almost called LOP his real name xD

evecolonycamander · « **Reply #46 on:** July 19, 2011, 03:14:00 PM »

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*thinks* Lol.. almost called LOP his real name xD

lol, the side effect of skypeing eh?

*catches another kitty so we can play 'double jeopardy hot potato'*

jcj94 · « **Reply #47 on:** July 19, 2011, 08:10:05 PM »

/me uses /butcher to anihalate all animals in the immediate vacinity*

OWNED

/me then uses /spawnmob Creeper 1000 and brings about death

Hidiot · « **Reply #48 on:** July 20, 2011, 01:43:49 AM »

*uses "Overused Cliche Rant" power*
*All Creepers disappear"

Yes, I dislike cliches <_<

evecolonycamander · « **Reply #49 on:** July 21, 2011, 09:05:50 AM »

Dispite sevral attempts already to shut this thread down it still survives.... how is that possible?

~builds bump cannon and starts bumping people off a cliff~

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Author Topic: Role Playing Game (Read 29850 times)