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Off Topic => Test/Spam Forum => Forum Games => Topic started by: Zardox Xheonov on May 04, 2011, 08:41:15 AM
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Rules: In order to participate in the "roleplaying" you must list your charactors actions in between the stars "*" and the action must be relatable to the current situation.
When your charactor is talking in the game you must use the " symbol.
otherwise you can comment without the need of " or * at both ends.
Remember this is just a freindly game and we are 'pretending' and using our 'imagination'
example:
"hahaha look out for this!"
*throws a pie at <name>'s head*
"ha, nice try!"
*ducks then rolls to the side throwing a grenade near agressor's feet*
"oh, is this yours? :P"
*kicks the grenade toward <name>'s stomac and it goes BOOM!*
"aaaaaaaagghh!"
*dies*
So now that we have an example of how this game is played, (quote above) lets all start playing! and remember, it does not have to be all out war, heck, it could be a day at the beach going swimming.
remeber there are no winners or losers, and you can play as much as you like. :)
Now i will begin the background:
*in a dark allyway, in a large city, at 2:39 am, a shady figure appears then mysteriously vanished through a brick wall, you all know it's just the LordofPain.*
so how will you persue me?
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*morphs into a wolf, hunts LordofPain down and attacks*
"Ruff"
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*Starts duplicating the jcj wolf to increase the effectiveness*
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*looks at CK9*
"How many of me do you need?"
*Begins to create clones of each of my clones and myself, multiplying by powers of 16*
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*div0*
"MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
*Lighting Bolt*
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*plays a pan flute*
"Now behold your fated doom of creation."
*summons billions of sheep*
"GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEP!"
*holds dead mans switch*
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*Morphs half of my wolf selves into Black Eagles and poop bombs Freeza. Continues to hunt down LordofPain*
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*Lighting Bolt*
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is it just me, or is mother nature trying out the thors hammer?
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~snipes lop in the arce for s***s and giggles~
~hides in panic room full of god knows what~
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*releases dead man switch*
*Betaray Explosed taking out the bird like objects and canine shaped ones as well.*
"silly puppies the gravy train has avoided you"
*welds the door shut on the panic room and suspends it in the air with a chinook helicopter*
*proceeds to fill the panic room with jello after drilling a 1 inch hole in the top*
*steals CK9's couch and puts feet all over it*
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*Although never truly caught, the Lord of pain takes the form of a pitch-black sphere the size of a small marble.*
"Heh, im just toying with you all!"
*resumes the form of a cloaked human then appearing with the marble sized pitch black sphere, which rises up into the sky, then it starts emitting a purple electricity (static all around),*
"this is of but only a mere sample of what i am capable of!"
*as all the others charge at LOP, lop melts into a shadow, then the sphere of uncontroled energy explodes, creating a crater the size of australia, (also blowing a vacum into space from the atmostphere sucking all the air/water/living bacteria out into empty space) catching everyone else in the blast leaving nothing but empty silence...*
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*laughs*
"He crawled right into Arklon's stomach!"
*turns off the special effects and tosses out the marble*
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*traps LOP in a saw puzzle with real saws*
*gives arklon a laxitive and a stool softner*
*initiates the great collapses. Compress all of the universe into one singularity. Uses his super computers memory to reshape the universe so that freeza will be the only thing ever back in the universe. Big bangs the universe. Becomes the only thing in the universe. Using new found powers of ruling a entire universe. Begings to bridge to the multiverses and collaping then reexpanding each in turn leaving nothing in his wake but empty universes. No paritcles No black No white No color no sence not any thing at all not even a void of nothingness.*
*summons a daewoo Lanos and crashes in to a summoned CK9 who is still covered in defication.*
"You just got taken out by a daewoo lanos b****"
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~starts terriforming all of the universes~
(can we say ''OH f***!''?)
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*morphs into my fully demonic self, Cerberus, and rips open several dimensional rifts, tying LOP to a rack, putting one limb through each rift, shredding him*
"Feel my wrath"
*Has my demonic guards chow down on LOP*
"Eat up"
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*taps Freeza's shoulder from behind him*
"You do realize that is just one of the duplicates I made YEARS ago, right? I've been in a void-ship the entire time :P"
If you don't know what a void-ship is, you don't watch enough Doctor Who
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*Joins his darlek brother in the hopes to EX TERM INATE the others*
*uses his plunger arm on evecolonycamander for trying to teraform some thing that cant be teraformed which subsequently implodes his head.*
*Nuters JCJs Cerberus form with a backhoes metal shear.*
*shortly after puts on sun glasses and says "He wont be on the ball for a while"*
These other two arent playing along so well good thing your here CK9
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*morphs into Dr. Who himself*
"Nuff said"
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and you failed right there :P
*The Doctor (David Tennant version) shows up and goes on a long speach on why jcj's plan is flawed before deactivating the shimmer*
*pushes jcj into a Vashta Nerada swarm*
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*poofs into antimatter*
OUT OF CHARECTER: Umm.... what does antimatter's voice sound like :P
"fail.. just.. fail"
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"yes, you fail hard"
*watches as jcj is completely annahilated by the first thing that comes into contact with him*`
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*comes into contact with ck9*
"YAY BIG BOOM"
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*sigh*
"There goes another duplicate."
Give up now, the duplicate thing was started a long time ago and their numbers are so high that I can keep using them to side-step you indefinately
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*O.o*
*runs into the woods and starts blowing stars up*
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~requests thread deletion cause ''it's become a competition for the bump thread''(JK)~
~changes planck's constant of jcj94 and steps on him~
~celebrates the demise of jcj94~
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*morphs into ECC*
"I have now got to go game. ADDICTION!'
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*locks thread*
"MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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~breaks time-space-firewall barier and posts anyway~
~reverses sub-atomic magetic fields of protrons( = self splitting atoms = universal nuke XD) and jumps into a nearby univese to save self~
'the voices in my head told me it would be fun.... AND THEY WHERE RIGHT!!!!!!!!'
(sorry bout' spelling, written on work computer using IE)
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*destroys evecolonycamander with a atomic salmon.*
*immobalizes JCJ with sticky foam with acid upgrade.*
"this is what you get for not being able to follow along with me destroying all realities only leaving me and my super computer"
*Gives CK9 a cookie that has a happy face on it like the one from watchmen*
"Well played"
Now to make sure yall know who is supreme here.
*compresses time into a singularity.*
All time is now together and the chaos of multipul time lines converging and destroying one another is happening till all that is left is pure time and with this pure time Ill command one of the dimentions of reality.
"You will now be subject to my temporal will*
*Counter vibrates the peebrains to cause a total annihilation of JCJ and Evecolonycamander.*
*phases out to 0.33333333 secs from the rest of the realities*
"now i am untouchable as well"
"Surrender now or be beyond nothing for all enternity."
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super computer:
'ERROR:SYSTEM WIDE MALFUNCTION. ATTEMPTING REPAIRS'
'REPAIRS FAILED. LOAD LAST RESTORE POINT'
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ECC:
'' im so glad i uploaded that virus to the main frame. now all the multiverse is back in order.''
''well, not everything. that feeza guy is still alive....''
''hmmm... what kind of guy directly links his mind to a computer? I guess i'll just upload the old monkey b virus to his mind and give him dementia XD''
''now to hide myself in the 11th demention beyond everyone's understanding. hell, sometimes i dont even understand it''
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*returns from his lair in the infinith-demention and travels down into the 13th demention (which has alot of chaos in it) only to find the real freeza*
"heh, i shall show you all a taste of my weaker power..."
"KHAO-KIN #3!!!!"
*thousands of marbles appear with a dark aura, they spread everywhere and explode each directed towed another star...
As they fus with the star's core, they expand outwards engulfing everyone who touches them in a heated inferno.*
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*Slides the faulty drive out and puts in a new one eleminating the need to silly windows restore points on a computer that doesnt use windows.*
"How silly to think it was a mental link. Youll never know the depts of my technology"
*Time dialates evecolonycamander to absolute zero*
"Now there is nothing you can do not even your atoms will move. Your string has ceased to vibrate."
*embeds a chain saw in LOP's brain pan for throwing marbles all over the place.*
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"thou fool! thy self has no brain! thy self is not human! thy self is the LORD OF PAIN!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA"
*creates a dark energy sphere 10x bigger than the previous, throws the sphere, then it condenses and explodes on freeza's computer destroying half the galaxy and scattering the cosmos outwards within the aftershock*
"This is still only a taste of my true power.."
*Creates another sphere the size of a beachball and emplodes it into freeza's skull. On contact the sphere explodes outwards creating a diminsional ripple in the space/time fabric making the area so chaotic that any biaological/mechanical/stardust-born substance which enters the zone fades from existance.*
"fyi that ripple will consume everyone in this area, but then again, its a part of me, so i cannot be hurt by it"
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"Hmmm trying to destroy a computer that can survive the implosion and re expantion of the universe. You mearly dented the case. Your ideals of destruction are fleeting flights of fancy. And I myself being self created by my own computer I would have surely upgraded myself and did. I have crumple zone on my head for just such a event. My head will reshape its self here in a couple mins."
*head reshapes itself and secures crumple zones."
"that ripple tickles"
*points one finger and taps the space. A counter vibration is started canceling out the ripple.*
*pelts LOP with oxicondone*
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didnt you say you killed the thread freeza? strange, it seems to be going strong.
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'why did you stop my clone's existance in time?'
'dose not matter.... there is a couple more where that one came from. couple being X^X^X where X=Y+6Z*A and Y, Z, and A are ever growing intergers that are limited only by fezzas IQ multiplied by 40002340029588820044100035.996356300002. X is always rounded up to the nearest hundred thousend'
'therefore, i have 0-40002340029588820044200000 clones'
'dont think too hard on what this implies.... '
~laughs ass off~
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you need to look at the lag times i cause here. I kill this thread consistantly.
"you forget I compressed time a while back. Your clone is mearly a stain on the second hand."
*changes the mathatical constant of the universe.*
"now all your calulations are wrong good day"
*pushes evecolonycamader into a active volcano not before activating a galactic wide siren call for all his clones on massively different vibrations*
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yay double post
*stands in triumph over his foes in this rpg thread and breaks the 4th wall*
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/clear
/kick Freeza-CII
MWHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA
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*knocks sence into freeza making him wake up and realize he has no supernatural powers nor does his computer exist*
*removes a curtain to reveal a non-cloned ck9*
"Yes i have been hiding the real ck9 behind this curtain the whole time."
*Reatreats into the shadows with an evil grin*
"And now thou shalt tourment thee into disgrace..."
*then vanishes*
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*hits the reset button bored with every one not having any imagenation. This button put every thing back to vanilla.*
"Yup you guys take to god damn long and it bored me I am no longer interested in this."
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*forces ck9 to eat the vanilla*
"thou shalt be poisoned by freeza's vanilla."
*throws another dark-antimatter bomb (marble sized) and destroys another random planet*
"you know i could just keepo this up for ever...."
*continues throwing the marble-sized dark-antimatter into random directions.*
"i could go rapid fire too! just watch... oh and has anyone noticed the random rips of spaace/time fabric left behind my dark anti matter? hahaha its 1000 times more dangerous than a dark hole."
*continues throwing the marbles causeing random diminsions to vanish from reality*
"muhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!"
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*Forces a light bulb into a snug fit inside LoP's mouth and burns his hands off with a flamethrower*
I have to say... this is a pretty dreadful work of art in stupidity, and only Freeza kept it mildly interesting. Even for the Spam forum it feels... sickening. At least spell things properly.
*Jumps back into his own unremarkable pocket dimension, cutting the link with this world*
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Yup what did i say boring still looking but boring. OMG marble marbles antimatter. it just like every other post you have made. And antimatter doesnt work that way.
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hmm... off topic, but i recently heard that anti matter was matter that somehow time traveled and upon contact with its past self it alters its probability of its younger self traveling thus a canceling effect is witnessed. even i doubt this but ask: is there ANY other person who heard the same thing?
the last time i learned about antimatter was that it was simply reversed charged matter. like a negative electron. so which is it?
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*tosses rabid kittens at random peoples faces*
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*tosses rabid kittens at random peoples faces*
OLD LADIES ARE DYING AND SAD BECAUSE YOU STOLE THEIR KITTENS!! YOU KITTEN THIEF!!
/me steals fish and throws them at the cats, trying to distract them
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*gets rabies shot*
'here kitty, kitty, kitty'
*picks up kitty*
*straps P-5 timed charges on to it*
*throws it*
'HOT POTATO!!!!'
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*Chucks it at LOP*
DIE!!
*thinks* Lol.. almost called LOP his real name xD
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*thinks* Lol.. almost called LOP his real name xD
lol, the side effect of skypeing eh?
*catches another kitty so we can play 'double jeopardy hot potato'*
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/me uses /butcher to anihalate all animals in the immediate vacinity*
OWNED
/me then uses /spawnmob Creeper 1000 and brings about death
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*uses "Overused Cliche Rant" power*
*All Creepers disappear"
Yes, I dislike cliches <_<
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Dispite sevral attempts already to shut this thread down it still survives.... how is that possible?
~builds bump cannon and starts bumping people off a cliff~
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because i ended it i am just that damn good i also restarted it.
*/set debug True*
*/set invincible life.character.male_Freeza-CII True*
*/massspawn life.character.male_Freeza-CII*
*/set debug.password ************* *
*/set debug False*
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*Pops in out of thin air with a popcorn pop sound.*
"This is interesting... Everything seems to be in... text..."
*Starts deleting random code*
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*runs through being chased by 20 creepers*
*closes a door behind him as they start to blow up*
So, is it dead now?