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Offline Lord Of Pain

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The Slap Thread
« on: December 04, 2009, 07:08:05 PM »
Since nobody is in IRC i thought we'd create some slaps here.
Hopefully some of you will make really good ones; either funny or brutally bloody or can even be insanely wierd. Be creative, if you want to slap a presedent (like bush) then go ahead (or any other well known people even characters).  :)
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Rules: all slaps must have * at the begining and end of the contents of the slap, and if there be any words spoken there should be " at the begining and end of any sentence within the slap. (This only applies to a sentence within the slap that is contributing to it).

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*Runs over sirbomber with a spiked-steam-roller from a contruction site. Then robo-dozes his remains into the OPU bar and everyone in OPU screams*
« Last Edit: December 04, 2009, 07:09:01 PM by Lord Of Pain »

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Re: The Slap Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2015, 08:15:59 PM »
*"En Garde!" bounces a medicine ball off Lord of Pain's head*

Offline Leviathan

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Re: The Slap Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2015, 09:24:42 PM »
* slaps leeor_net with a cargo truck containing 1000 Food *

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Re: The Slap Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2015, 01:10:50 AM »
* slaps Donald Trump with a glove made of rusty razor blades *

Offline Hooman

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Re: The Slap Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2015, 05:45:49 AM »
* slaps a niqab on leeor_net *

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Re: The Slap Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2015, 11:24:23 AM »
* self destructs. Takes Hooman with me. *

Offline dave_erald

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Re: The Slap Thread
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2016, 09:31:08 AM »
* tosses Leviathan into the G.O.R.F for reclamation. OPU follows him in single file like lemmings*
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Re: The Slap Thread
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2016, 07:09:59 PM »
* Shoves dave_erald into a smelter pit. "Slag ho!" *

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Re: The Slap Thread
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2016, 02:56:16 PM »
*drops the Saratoga onto leeor_net*

Offline dave_erald

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Re: The Slap Thread
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2016, 04:12:11 PM »
'Drops the Saratoga', extinction level event like that is normally reserved for spiders. Well done.

*dave_erald walks out in front of robo-dozer for breaking topic rules*
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Re: The Slap Thread
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2016, 10:39:38 AM »
* Opens an airlock on Admiralkio and laughs maniacally as his head explodes. *