The Slap Thread

[Zardox Xheonov]

Since nobody is in IRC i thought we'd create some slaps here.
Hopefully some of you will make really good ones; either funny or brutally bloody or can even be insanely wierd. Be creative, if you want to slap a presedent (like bush) then go ahead (or any other well known people even characters).  
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Rules: all slaps must have * at the begining and end of the contents of the slap, and if there be any words spoken there should be " at the begining and end of any sentence within the slap. (This only applies to a sentence within the slap that is contributing to it).

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*Runs over sirbomber with a spiked-steam-roller from a contruction site. Then robo-dozes his remains into the OPU bar and everyone in OPU screams*

[leeor_net]

*"En Garde!" bounces a medicine ball off Lord of Pain's head*

[Leviathan]

* slaps leeor_net with a cargo truck containing 1000 Food *

[leeor_net]

* slaps Donald Trump with a glove made of rusty razor blades *

[Hooman]

* slaps a niqab on leeor_net *

[leeor_net]

* self destructs. Takes Hooman with me. *

[dave_erald]

* tosses Leviathan into the G.O.R.F for reclamation. OPU follows him in single file like lemmings*

[leeor_net]

* Shoves dave_erald into a smelter pit. "Slag ho!" *

[Admiralkio]

*drops the Saratoga onto leeor_net*

[dave_erald]

'Drops the Saratoga', extinction level event like that is normally reserved for spiders. Well done.

*dave_erald walks out in front of robo-dozer for breaking topic rules*

[leeor_net]

* Opens an airlock on Admiralkio and laughs maniacally as his head explodes. *