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Off Topic => Test/Spam Forum => Forum Games => Topic started by: Zardox Xheonov on December 04, 2009, 07:08:05 PM

Title: The Slap Thread
Post by: Zardox Xheonov on December 04, 2009, 07:08:05 PM

Since nobody is in IRC i thought we'd create some slaps here.
Hopefully some of you will make really good ones; either funny or brutally bloody or can even be insanely wierd. Be creative, if you want to slap a presedent (like bush) then go ahead (or any other well known people even characters).  :)
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Rules: all slaps must have * at the begining and end of the contents of the slap, and if there be any words spoken there should be " at the begining and end of any sentence within the slap. (This only applies to a sentence within the slap that is contributing to it).

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*Runs over sirbomber with a spiked-steam-roller from a contruction site. Then robo-dozes his remains into the OPU bar and everyone in OPU screams*

Title: Re: The Slap Thread
Post by: leeor_net on October 08, 2015, 08:15:59 PM

*"En Garde!" bounces a medicine ball off Lord of Pain's head*

Title: Re: The Slap Thread
Post by: Leviathan on October 09, 2015, 09:24:42 PM

* slaps leeor_net with a cargo truck containing 1000 Food *

Title: Re: The Slap Thread
Post by: leeor_net on October 10, 2015, 01:10:50 AM

* slaps Donald Trump with a glove made of rusty razor blades *

Title: Re: The Slap Thread
Post by: Hooman on October 10, 2015, 05:45:49 AM

* slaps a niqab on leeor_net *

Title: Re: The Slap Thread
Post by: leeor_net on October 10, 2015, 11:24:23 AM

* self destructs. Takes Hooman with me. *

Title: Re: The Slap Thread
Post by: dave_erald on January 08, 2016, 09:31:08 AM

* tosses Leviathan into the G.O.R.F for reclamation. OPU follows him in single file like lemmings*

Title: Re: The Slap Thread
Post by: leeor_net on January 10, 2016, 07:09:59 PM

* Shoves dave_erald into a smelter pit. "Slag ho!" *

Title: Re: The Slap Thread
Post by: Admiralkio on January 12, 2016, 02:56:16 PM

*drops the Saratoga onto leeor_net*
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/4394ca75a1ce241a2de8e0fe2bc04c39/tumblr_n6al6nv9Eq1qg304ho4_r1_400.gif)

Title: Re: The Slap Thread
Post by: dave_erald on January 12, 2016, 04:12:11 PM

'Drops the Saratoga', extinction level event like that is normally reserved for spiders. Well done.

*dave_erald walks out in front of robo-dozer for breaking topic rules*

Title: Re: The Slap Thread
Post by: leeor_net on January 13, 2016, 10:39:38 AM

* Opens an airlock on Admiralkio and laughs maniacally as his head explodes. *