here's the story so far:
One day i woke to find my dog ate my math homework, but
garrett said, "Let's play OP2." The Dog said, "ruff
ruff ruff" so i rushed to the bathroom to hurl up my
pancreas and hit the ground in the air. 6000 feet
above an anvil fell and Daffy Duck screamed from his
pine-needle covered butt. The pain was so excruciating
with green goop that he choked on salty nuts while he
banged his head on a giant, pink USB modem dongle while
thinking of Knights of NI and smoking a carrot shaped
cigarette with Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fud not to mention
CK9. While smoking the two found no plz thx of common
sence. Apple pies are carrot hand bags, Russians, and
cheeses (limberger and swiss). Chesses tast like
scrumptious, super delicious cheese. And Betaray goes
off topic in a cheese toliet. But Leviathan was being
bad and banned Baikon from IRV and from pooping in the
mind of my mother. then CK9 and Leviathan were messing
around on pie and fractures land rush thereby adding
much dorkness to something that took a turn for the
flabbergast. Just then a gaint purple cow fell out of
the hand of God. Then God said to himself, "i can't
eat good beef" and milked the FREAKING purple COW with
a spoon he farted on Saint Peter's head with carrots,
handbages, cheese, Russians, toliets, spigs of lettuce,
and a rusty spork than many swore to eat hippos not
with a knife or chop sticks but he was drunk beyond his
wildest dreams of zinging and zagging purple and blue.
Luckily i was eating a coach roach as a splatter of CK9
came and impaled it. The sound was enjoyable as the
goat who got pulled on Leviathan's under pants, and
caused a rath large yet enjoyable rash that hacker was
scrathching with a picled and an unusually large
hamseter whell containting a dead hippo brain in a
semi-human body with a large middle finger, used a
chess piece that was unusual b/c it had a large pink
spot of goo on the upper lefthand corner. So a large
banana started attacking zigzagjoe so he ran th lev's
house where he started to suck on lev's big toe in a
disturbing pair of shoes "Whoa," he said b/c he sat on
a snail. The snail died and exploded in a huge
mushroom that hacker ate w/ lev's curry. Lev got mad
and got xfir to mourn the loss of ur french fries from
planet woom-zipppie-macawca. So he cooked rats
marinaded in radioactive purlple goop that doorknobed
the great pasta-sauce. Hooman didn't wnat to smoke Lev
at sprinting because he had too much pie and a goider.
He then built a giant boot made from raw
