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Off Topic => Test/Spam Forum => Forum Games => Topic started by: jesusfreak06 on February 10, 2005, 08:10:24 AM
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One day i
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woke to find
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..my dog ate..
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my math homework
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, but garrett said
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... "Let's play OP2" ...
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. The Dog said,"
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ruff ruff ruff"
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So i rushed..
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...to the bathroom...
:D :unsure:
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to hurl up
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my pancreas and
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hit the ground
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in the air.
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6000 feet above
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an anvil fell
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and Daffy Duck
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screamed from his
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prcupine-needle covered
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butt. The pain
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was so excruciating...
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with green goop
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that he choked..
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on salty nuts...
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while he banged
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his head on
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a giant, pink
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USB Modem Dongle
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While thinking of
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Knights of NI
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and smoking a
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carrot shaped cigarette
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with Buggs Bunny
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and Elmer Fud.
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not to mention
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CK9. While smoking
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the two found
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no plz thx
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of common sence
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Apple Pies are...
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carrot hand bags
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, Russians, and cheeses
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(limberger and swiss)
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Cheeses taste like
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scrumptious, super delicious
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cheese. And Betaray
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goes off topic
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in a cheese
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toilet. But Leviathan
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was being bad
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and banned Baikon
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from IRC and
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from pooping in
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the mind of
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my mother. Then
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CK9 and Leviathan
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were messing around
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on pie and
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Fractures land rush
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thereby adding much
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dorkness to something
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that took a
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turn for the
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flabbergast. Just then
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a giant purple
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cow fell out
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of the hand
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of God. Then
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God said to
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himself, "I can't
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eat good beef
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and milked the
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FREAKING purple COW (spanklord :D this is fun dont stop it)
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with a spoon
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and farted on
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Saint Peter's head
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with carrots, handbags,
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cheese, Russians, toliets
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, sprigs of lettuce
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and a rusty spork
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than many swore
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to eat hippos
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not with knife
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or chop sticks
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but he was
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drunk beyond his
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Here is the story so far. . . enjoy :P
One day i woke to find my dog ate my math homework, but garrett said "Let's play OP2". The Dog said,"ruff ruff ruff." So i rushed to the bathroom to hurl up my pancreas and hit the ground in the air. 6000 feet above an anvil fell and Daffy Duck screamed from his prcupine-needle covered butt. The pain was so excruciatingwith green goop that he choked on salty nuts, while he banged his head on a giant, pink USB Modem Dongle while thinking of Knights of NI and smoking a carrot shaped cigarette with Buggs Bunny and Elmer Fud. Not to mention CK9. While smoking the two found no plz thx of common sence Apple Pies are carrot hand bags, Russians, and cheeses. (limberger and swiss) Cheeses taste like scrumptious, super delicious cheese. And Betaray goes off topic in a cheese toilet. But Leviathan was being bad and banned Baikon from IRC and from pooping in the mind of my mother. Then CK9 and Leviathan were messing around on pie and fractures land rush thereby adding much dorkness to something that took a turn for the flabbergast. Just then a giant purple cow fell out of the hand of God. Then God said to himself, "I can't eat good beef and milked the FREAKING purple COW with a spoon and farted on Saint Peter's head with carrots, handbags, cheese, Russians, toliets , sprigs of lettuce and a rusty spork than many swore to eat hippos not with knife or chop sticks but he was drunk beyond his. . . . . . .
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wildest dreams of
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ziging and zagging
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purple and blue
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. Luckily i was...
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eating a cockroach
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as a splatter
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of CK9 came
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and impaled it
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. The sound was
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enjoyable as the
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goat who pulled
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on leviathan's underpants,
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and caused a
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rather large yet
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enjoyable rash that
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hacker was scratching
:P
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with a pickle
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and an unusually
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large hamster and
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hamster whell containing
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a dead hippo
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brain in a
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semi-human body
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with a large
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middle finger, used
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a chess piece
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that was unusual
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because it had
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a large pink
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spot of goo
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on the upper
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lefthand corner. So
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a large banana
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started attacking zigzagjoe
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so he ran
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to lev's house
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where he started
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to suck on
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lev's big toe
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in a disturbing
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pair of shoes
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"Whoa," he said
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because he sat
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on a snail
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The snail died
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and exploded in
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a huge mushroom
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that hacker ate
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with lev's curry
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Lev got mad
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and got xfir
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to mourn the
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loss of your
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french fries from
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planet woom-zipppie-macawca. So
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he cooked rats
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marinaded in radioactive
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purple goop that
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doorknobed the great
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pasta-sauce. Hooman didn't
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want to smoke
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lev at sprinting
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because he had
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too much pie
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and a goider
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. He then built
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a giant boot
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made from raw
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here's the story so far:
One day i woke to find my dog ate my math homework, but
garrett said, "Let's play OP2." The Dog said, "ruff
ruff ruff" so i rushed to the bathroom to hurl up my
pancreas and hit the ground in the air. 6000 feet
above an anvil fell and Daffy Duck screamed from his
pine-needle covered butt. The pain was so excruciating
with green goop that he choked on salty nuts while he
banged his head on a giant, pink USB modem dongle while
thinking of Knights of NI and smoking a carrot shaped
cigarette with Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fud not to mention
CK9. While smoking the two found no plz thx of common
sence. Apple pies are carrot hand bags, Russians, and
cheeses (limberger and swiss). Chesses tast like
scrumptious, super delicious cheese. And Betaray goes
off topic in a cheese toliet. But Leviathan was being
bad and banned Baikon from IRV and from pooping in the
mind of my mother. then CK9 and Leviathan were messing
around on pie and fractures land rush thereby adding
much dorkness to something that took a turn for the
flabbergast. Just then a gaint purple cow fell out of
the hand of God. Then God said to himself, "i can't
eat good beef" and milked the FREAKING purple COW with
a spoon he farted on Saint Peter's head with carrots,
handbages, cheese, Russians, toliets, spigs of lettuce,
and a rusty spork than many swore to eat hippos not
with a knife or chop sticks but he was drunk beyond his
wildest dreams of zinging and zagging purple and blue.
Luckily i was eating a coach roach as a splatter of CK9
came and impaled it. The sound was enjoyable as the
goat who got pulled on Leviathan's under pants, and
caused a rath large yet enjoyable rash that hacker was
scrathching with a picled and an unusually large
hamseter whell containting a dead hippo brain in a
semi-human body with a large middle finger, used a
chess piece that was unusual b/c it had a large pink
spot of goo on the upper lefthand corner. So a large
banana started attacking zigzagjoe so he ran th lev's
house where he started to suck on lev's big toe in a
disturbing pair of shoes "Whoa," he said b/c he sat on
a snail. The snail died and exploded in a huge
mushroom that hacker ate w/ lev's curry. Lev got mad
and got xfir to mourn the loss of ur french fries from
planet woom-zipppie-macawca. So he cooked rats
marinaded in radioactive purlple goop that doorknobed
the great pasta-sauce. Hooman didn't wnat to smoke Lev
at sprinting because he had too much pie and a goider.
He then built a giant boot made from raw
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red eagle blood
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and blue mouse
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balls for computer
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which expoloded into
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leviathan's mouth, leaving
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a jiggly blue
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hairy ugly octopuss
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brushing its teeth
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in zig's butt
(waazzaaaa just wanted to say hi)
Edit: Sry can't let those kinda words get by.
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and blew up
(nice catch mustang)
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his own C4
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in a can
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and blasted the
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gerbil out of
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the rodent canon
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By this point...
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Plym was tired
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and decided to
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eat monkey biscuts
Edit: sorry, but that word was very inappropriate
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which tasted like
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Kentucky fried chicken
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dipped in cow
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entrails with some
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chocolate coating bugs
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from planet Ticlid.
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After, he decided
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to take it
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back home. Then
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a Communist spoon
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organized a revolution
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with the forks
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against the capitalists
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and was sad
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for the salad
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and the knives
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who weren't included
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in the box
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. Then the giant
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head banging weasel
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kicked and stomped
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levis brains out
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the lemon pie
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tastes very good
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in cactus juice
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tayness, here's the whole story so far:
One day i woke to find my dog ate my math homework, but garrett said, "Let's play OP2." The Dog said, "ruff ruff ruff" so i rushed to the bathroom to hurl up my pancreas and hit the ground in the air.
6000 feet above an anvil fell and Daffy Duck screamed from his pine-needle covered butt. The pain was so excruciating with green goop that he choked on salty nuts while he banged his head on a giant, pink USB modem dongle while thinking of Knights of NI and smoking a carrot shaped cigarette with Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fud not to mention CK9. While smoking the two found no plz thx of common sence. Apple pies are carrot hand bags, Russians, and cheeses (limberger and swiss). Chesses tast like scrumptious, super delicious cheese. And Betaray goes off topic in a cheese toliet. But Leviathan was being bad and banned Baikon from IRV and from pooping in the mind of my mother. then CK9 and Leviathan were messing around on pie and fractures land rush thereby adding
much dorkness to something that took a turn for the flabbergast.
Just then a gaint purple cow fell out of the hand of God. Then God said to himself, "i can't eat good beef" and milked the FREAKING purple COW with a spoon he farted on Saint Peter's head with carrots, handbages, cheese, Russians, toliets, spigs of lettuce, and a rusty spork than many swore to eat hippos not with a knife or chop sticks but he was drunk beyond his wildest dreams of zinging and zagging purple and blue. Luckily i was eating a coach roach as a splatter of CK9 came and impaled it. The sound was enjoyable as the goat who got pulled on Leviathan's under pants, and caused a rath large yet enjoyable rash that hacker was scrathching with a picled and an unusually large hamseter whell containting a dead hippo brain in a semi-human body with a large middle finger, used a chess piece that was unusual b/c it had a large pink spot of goo on the upper lefthand corner. So a large banana started attacking zigzagjoe so he ran th lev's house where he started to suck on lev's big toe in a disturbing pair of shoes "Whoa," he said b/c he sat on a snail.
The snail died and exploded in a huge mushroom that hacker ate w/ lev's curry. Lev got mad and got xfir to mourn the loss of ur french fries from planet woom-zipppie-macawca so he cooked rats marinaded in radioactive purlple goop that doorknobed the great pasta-sauce. Hooman didn't wnat to smoke Lev at sprinting because he had too much pie and a goider. He then built a giant boot made from raw red eagle blood and blue mouse balls for computer which expoloded into leviathan's mouth, leaving a jiggly blue hairy ugly octopuss brushing its teeth in zig's butt and blew up his own C4 in a can and blasted the gerbil out of the rodent canon.
By this point Plym was tired and decided to eat monkey biscuts which tasted like Kentucky fried chicken dipped in cow entrails with some chocolate coating bugs from planet Ticlid. After, he decided to take it back home. Then a Communist spoon organized a revolution with the forks against the capitalists and was sad for the salad and the knives who weren't included in the box. Then the giant head banging weasel kicked and stomped lev's brains out.
The lemon pie tastes very good in cactus juice from planet Bellybutton.
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a commie hamster
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was killed because
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he was red
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and was mohawked
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with spikey green
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after that burned
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coolzero exploded violently
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while cookies were
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pissed off at
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geting eaten by
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a hairy orifice
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(the giants mouth)
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covered in frosting
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and white jiggly
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fat man entered
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w/ a confused
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pair of shoes
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and a mouthfull
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of green poop
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and slime that
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was very slimey
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and jiggly purple
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with lemon filling
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numa numa EI
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The forum died
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,xamlit died too
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,so did pie.
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NO!!! NOT PIE!!!
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. mustang was hit
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with a flaming
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turd from hell
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with meatball soup
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with more poo
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, I mean pee.
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The pee hit
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a dead eskimo
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and runs away
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to eat penguins
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but then suddenly
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slovi hit a
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Road Kill Cafe
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serving flattened ck9
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with penguin flippers
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and ice cream
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not to mention
(zigzag, you should never mess with a person as strange as me *evil grin*)
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a flying gerbil
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chewing off zigzags...
(need I say more?)
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worm and 2friends
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No more playing
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their x-box because
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microsoft is communist
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with cheese sauce
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and binary forks
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useless to mortal
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but the immortal
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will gladly use
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for long time
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a dead oblivion-fanboy
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who is unknown
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to dragons. Therefore
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he was shanked
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by a massive
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and monstrous tripod
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That had four
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cheese noodles. So
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I masticated them
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with a spoon
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and a spork
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while watching Spock
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vigorously eating Kirk's
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donuts and jellies
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with scotty. so
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i went to
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the music store
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and kicked the
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hell out of
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Luis Inacio Lula
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and then I
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said to myself
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Go to the
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red light district
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where you will
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meet all the
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Green little guys
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that will tell
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the hookers to
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go to the
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sexy lingery shop
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. afterward, I called
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them spectacular whores
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with pimps the
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kind my sister
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paid almost daily
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. but then I
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unbuttoned my pants
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and showed my
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TENIS that I
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used to spank
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with my sister
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and my mum
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who cooked real
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live, fat and
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What, nobody is going to touch this one???
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Tasty Meat. However,
@ Baikon relax son we are not there 24h a day ;)
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she f***ed me.
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After she's done ..
(she f***ed u ?! -- how TF did u come up with that one hacker!)
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I went to
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go to the
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butcher, to get
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dirty with his
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big meaty sausage.
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It tasted like
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baked potatoes with
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with an eggy