okay, had something JUST happen to me that caused the cliche of all cliche's to happen

I was eating my lunch (a meatball sup accompanied by fries, Dr Pepper, and a bowel of cream of broccoli soup) when a fly hit my head.  I'm serious here, it flew straight into my forehead.  It fell and landed...in my soup.

The cliche of all cliche's: fly in the soup

hahaha

You must have a radioactive head

I was looking forward to that soup, too...cream of broccoli is my favorite

I have a even better story...

My sister was eating a ham sandwitch with the very thin deli style ham.
while she was eating it her friend made her laugh and the ham came out her nose, it gets better...
she had to go to the DR to get her nose cleaned out because some of the ham was stuck :-p
the dr said it was a true Ham Bugger

OMG!  I never thought ANYONE could tell that corny of a joke!  If he were a member of this forum, I would give him 10k ore (if I have that much even...) for that

you remember hearing about that guy who got the chicken head in his bucket of KFC? that was me.

lol, sure, whatever you say

maybe she would to be avanged... fries with broccolis  :blink:  it's a sacrilege lol

but...but...but...I like fries, and I like cream of broccoli soup!

if you use the cream as a sauce on the fries, maybe...  :rolleyes:  

i was camping this weekend and (TRUE!) i heard a tree breaking and literally 5 feet in front of me, the tree split and landed RIGHT IN THE PATH!!!. If my dad hadnt taken a breather the minuite before, it would have landed right on me. the tree was pretty thick too

Oooh, I have one OP2 related!
Arklon, Mcshay, and I were playing Mcshay's new (buggy) map (it has working multiplayer AI!) and the victory conditions were disabled. It's Survivor, so your goal is to launch the Evacuation Module. Anyways, I launch the Evac Module just for fun and JUST as it says "Colonist Evacuation Module deployed" a MASSIVE earthquake desimates my base. The only thing left standing was the spaceport. (Took out most of Mcshay's base too.)


Interesting note: After I launched I had 2 workers left, and it took about 1000 marks (yes, that's supposed to be one thousand) for one of them to die. We quit before the second one died. I guess the quake released some kind of unknown element hidden in New Terra's crust that causes prolonged life expectancy in humans. And removes their requirements for oxygen.

Laugh... it is the matematic rule that is made like that. Less there is people less likely they will die.

Y= A(bx+h)^1/2 + k would be my guess or something near that form