Author Topic: Redneck Strategy (Read 3252 times)

Eddy-B · « **on:** January 23, 2006, 03:31:09 PM »

Redneck strategy:

Invite all your pals over for a (case of) beer, grab your shotguns and drive on your monstertrucks to the enemy, and kill all their women and rape their sheep... or was it the other way around ? i forgot !

Leviathan · « **Reply #1 on:** January 23, 2006, 04:02:46 PM »

Sounds about right

plymoth45 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 24, 2006, 12:29:23 AM »

now if only we could put monster trucks, sheep, and women outside in OP2

Freeza-CII · « **Reply #3 on:** January 25, 2006, 01:07:45 AM »

Fix Tokamaks with Duct tape and put up sheet metal and baaling wire instead of walls and tubes.

Highlander · « **Reply #4 on:** January 25, 2006, 08:16:38 AM »

Get rid of the Agridomes and grow some good 'ol fields instead!

CK9 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 25, 2006, 10:12:57 AM »

Fill your cargo trucks with water and go swimming
kill people daily with a laser lynx while defending your sister's honor
have 10 convecs in front of your CC, but none of them are in working condition

Sirbomber · « **Reply #6 on:** January 25, 2006, 02:50:21 PM »

Recycle all your Cargo Trucks and replace them with pickup trucks with 20 gun racks per truck.

Freeza-CII · « **Reply #7 on:** January 25, 2006, 05:36:26 PM »

cook your burritos with a microwave GP

Eddy-B · « **Reply #8 on:** January 26, 2006, 12:26:55 PM »

microwave ... for COOKING ? y'all outtayamind ?
now where do i dry my frickin laundry ??

Freeza-CII · « **Reply #9 on:** January 26, 2006, 01:17:59 PM »

you did laundry that is so not redneck

Eddy-B · « **Reply #10 on:** January 26, 2006, 01:25:58 PM »

i didn't say AYE did my laundry!
i got marybelle to do that for me... but ya knoe, she's blonde and not too brite... in fact, i think she even stupidder than me. She drops the clothes in the creek and takes them out after 15 or so minutes, the time it takes her to milk the cows.

Now that ain't too smart! AYE even know you gots to put in some frickin whiskey in there to soak out those nasty chewin'tabacco stains i keep makin.

But still. i got to get me one of new nuker thingys .. this one always sets my clothes on fire, and i can't smell the whiskey anymore after i take them out outta the damn thing.

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Author Topic: Redneck Strategy (Read 3252 times)