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« on: November 30, 2005, 01:32:58 PM »
okay, just to utterly confuse you all, here's another one, muahahahaha!!!!

Two men walk into a shore-side resturant and order turtle soup.  one of the men takes one bite of the soup, then takes out a gun and shoots himself.  Why?

yes/no/irrelevant questions only, gl, hf
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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2005, 01:40:48 PM »
since when do you BITE a soup?
did he hurt himself eating/chewing the soup ?
:lol:
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2005, 01:41:51 PM »
irrelevant
irrelevant
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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2005, 01:45:18 PM »
was he planning to shoot himself anyway -
or was it because of the soup ?
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2005, 01:45:34 PM »
no
yes
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2005, 01:47:42 PM »
did it have to do with the soup itself,
or the way it was served/ cooked/.whatever ?
was he allergic to it.. ?
lol
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2005, 01:49:16 PM »
yes
no
no
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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2005, 01:50:10 PM »
The soup had mind-control serum in it and the other guy told him to shoot himself?
The soup had acid in it and he wanted to end his misery?
He ticked off the Dark Archon sitting behind him? (don't feel like you have to answer this unless it IS the answer)

Did the other guy eat any?
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2005, 01:50:31 PM »
did he receive what he ordered ?
did the soup taste the way he expected it to ?
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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2005, 03:27:33 PM »
no
no
no
yes

yes (a very common question with this riddle, actually...)
no (great question)
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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2005, 03:32:12 PM »
Did anything happen to the other guy?
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2005, 03:33:31 PM »
irrelevant
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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2005, 04:05:50 PM »
hm.. good: he DID get what he ordered - but it didnt taste like what he ordered..
or.....  there's something wrong with his tastebuds (in case the cook did a perfect job on the soup - but the guy just doesnt feel its tasting like the soup that he ordered, thinking he'd be better off dead)
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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2005, 04:09:51 PM »
where's the question?
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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2005, 04:12:44 PM »
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hm.. good: he DID get what he ordered - but it didnt taste like what he ordered..  >> is this correct ?

or.....  there's something wrong with his tastebuds (in case the cook did a perfect job on the soup - but the guy just doesnt feel its tasting like the soup that he ordered, thinking he'd be better off dead)  >> is this correct ?
 
those are questions now :P
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« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2005, 04:14:38 PM »
no
 
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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2005, 04:24:50 PM »
uhm.. he got what he ordered -- it didn't taste like what he was expecting...
was something in the soup (mixed in for example) ?
he was expecting something else (althou it did look like the soup he ordered) ?
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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2005, 04:26:18 PM »
no
yes
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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2005, 04:29:48 PM »
does his profession have to do anything with this ?
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« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2005, 04:32:15 PM »
no
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« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2005, 04:33:32 PM »
again: 2 men ... is this a bet of some kind ?
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« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2005, 04:35:18 PM »
no
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« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2005, 04:36:23 PM »
Could he not read?
Did he speak another language?
Did he have any problems ordering?
Did he order the wrong thing?
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« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2005, 04:40:23 PM »
no, he could read
no
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« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2005, 04:40:46 PM »
hmm.. interresting .. if you order the wrong thing .. and u get what u order: you taste something u dont expect.. makes sense
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damn ... so that aint it!  :lol:
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