Here is the story so far. . . enjoy
One day i woke to find my dog ate my math homework, but garrett said "Let's play OP2". The Dog said,"ruff ruff ruff." So i rushed to the bathroom to hurl up my pancreas and hit the ground in the air. 6000 feet above an anvil fell and Daffy Duck screamed from his prcupine-needle covered butt. The pain was so excruciatingwith green goop that he choked on salty nuts, while he banged his head on a giant, pink USB Modem Dongle while thinking of Knights of NI and smoking a carrot shaped cigarette with Buggs Bunny and Elmer Fud. Not to mention CK9. While smoking the two found no plz thx of common sence Apple Pies are carrot hand bags, Russians, and cheeses. (limberger and swiss) Cheeses taste like scrumptious, super delicious cheese. And Betaray goes off topic in a cheese toilet. But Leviathan was being bad and banned Baikon from IRC and from pooping in the mind of my mother. Then CK9 and Leviathan were messing around on pie and fractures land rush thereby adding much dorkness to something that took a turn for the flabbergast. Just then a giant purple cow fell out of the hand of God. Then God said to himself, "I can't eat good beef and milked the FREAKING purple COW with a spoon and farted on Saint Peter's head with carrots, handbags, cheese, Russians, toliets , sprigs of lettuce and a rusty spork than many swore to eat hippos not with knife or chop sticks but he was drunk beyond his. . . . . . .