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Offline Hooman

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« Reply #75 on: December 05, 2008, 10:15:49 PM »
Probably because they can.

Why do people run virus scanners when they do more to slow down your computer and generally make it more of a pain to use then if you'd had a virus?
 

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« Reply #76 on: December 05, 2008, 10:27:40 PM »
You're supposed to ask a stupid question, Hooman.  Go ask good questions someplace else.  ;)

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Because the scanners have sexy names.

But how do we know they're working?
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« Reply #77 on: December 06, 2008, 03:30:18 AM »
Stupidity is relative. For example, a dope head may think its a good idea to light up once a day. An observer might think its a stupid idea. Its all relative.

When your computer takes 20 minutes to boot up.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a laptop?
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« Reply #78 on: December 06, 2008, 05:07:46 AM »
Usually more than you have on hand at any given point.

Why do people kill each other AND take great pleasure in doing so?
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« Reply #79 on: December 06, 2008, 11:26:22 AM »
To get free candy at the bulk barn

Why does  games with Chuck Norris in them suck?
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« Reply #80 on: December 06, 2008, 12:39:35 PM »
Because Nhuck Corris makes them suck.

Why do people take great pleasure in misspelling worth like death?
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« Reply #81 on: December 06, 2008, 06:51:22 PM »
So Birdn00b can yell, "WELKUM 2 UR DETH MORTL" at passing Space Marines.


Why does BlackBox have an obsession with SEGA?
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« Reply #82 on: December 07, 2008, 01:36:16 AM »
becuase Sega 8 9

what will happen if god divids by zero?
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« Reply #83 on: December 07, 2008, 03:06:13 AM »
If you're a pesemistic athiest: it doesn't matter, everything's pointless anyway

If you're an optamistic athiest: nothing, but everyone's happy anyway

If you're christian: the universe and everything in it will collapse

If you're jewish...um...not sure on this one actually...

If you're islamic...insert joke about virgins here

I could go on forever with this...


If a tree falls, and nobody's around, does anyone get woodcutting experience?
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« Reply #84 on: December 07, 2008, 04:21:58 AM »
The tree gets divided by 0.

When will the North Pole be in the South?
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« Reply #85 on: December 07, 2008, 06:37:42 AM »
~50-100 years from now, a polar switch is supposedly to occur. North will be south, and vice versa.

If north becomes south, will Santa move?
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« Reply #86 on: December 07, 2008, 06:44:34 AM »
When he wakes up.

Will all his entourage follow him?
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« Reply #87 on: December 07, 2008, 09:24:31 AM »
Only if we build an MHD Generator.

Would an MHD Generator by any other name generate less power?
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« Reply #88 on: December 07, 2008, 10:51:05 AM »
No, it would generate more bunnies.

What's the secret behind generating bunnies with an MHD?
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« Reply #89 on: December 07, 2008, 12:02:41 PM »
Mind-control Hormone Drugs (MHDs) of course!

But who makes the MHDs?
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« Reply #90 on: December 07, 2008, 01:16:44 PM »
freeza does

Do I get a cake?

 
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« Reply #91 on: December 08, 2008, 08:41:17 PM »
Normally you would, but the chocolate frosting was really vanilla frosting with brown food coloring, so we had to trash the whole thing.

Why do we keep asking all these questions?
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« Reply #92 on: December 09, 2008, 06:53:14 AM »
Because we can!

What's it to you?
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« Reply #93 on: December 10, 2008, 12:15:23 PM »
about $50 and a THAR

How many people even know what I'm talking about anymore?
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« Reply #94 on: December 10, 2008, 01:01:53 PM »
Godzilla.

But can Godzilla make improvements to the assault rifle?
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« Reply #95 on: December 10, 2008, 02:27:48 PM »
HELL MAYBE!

But can the Assault Rifle make improments to Godzilla?
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« Reply #96 on: December 11, 2008, 05:09:55 PM »
No, it just makes him want to have babies.

Let's talk about something else?
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« Reply #97 on: February 25, 2009, 01:57:48 PM »
Why did everyone stop asking questions?
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« Reply #98 on: February 25, 2009, 02:52:45 PM »
where do babys come from?

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« Reply #99 on: February 25, 2009, 07:59:19 PM »
Yur mom
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