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Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on January 02, 2008, 06:21:00 PM
Ask and you shall receive!
Meaning, ask a question. Preferably a stupid one.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Mcshay on January 02, 2008, 06:21:43 PM
wut?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on January 02, 2008, 06:22:11 PM
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wut?
Chicken butt.
"lol."
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on January 02, 2008, 06:23:02 PM
BCUZ LOLZ1111111

How do you know if your THOR was SHAMEd?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on January 02, 2008, 06:24:14 PM
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How do you know if your THOR was SHAMEd?
Axen Moon humps it?
(^- Question, answer it)
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on January 02, 2008, 06:25:23 PM
Isn't he busy with Kraft?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on January 02, 2008, 06:26:42 PM
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Isn't he busy with Kraft?
You're assuming he doesn't like orgies?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: BlackBox on January 02, 2008, 09:29:43 PM
he does, but Kraft has a damaged boptronic core and can't handle the action.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: TRIX Rabbit on March 16, 2008, 09:53:02 PM
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he does, but Kraft has a damaged boptronic core and can't handle the action.
Your answer must be in the form of a question.

What's up with kids these days, eh?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Fenrisul on March 17, 2008, 11:21:04 AM
Are the educational androids malfunctioning again?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on March 17, 2008, 02:37:51 PM
Only on days that end with "y".
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 17, 2008, 02:56:10 PM
Why wasn't the RLD included in OP2?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on March 19, 2008, 09:01:47 PM
Because they're built into every structure. Command centers, arachnid factories, smelters, mines, even nurseries and med centers. Yes you can get a hooker while you're dying in a med center damn it. Or your kids can get stoned out of their minds with the help of their teacher bots.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 19, 2008, 09:03:00 PM
Is that why people are always willing to attend the University, no matter what their life goals are?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on March 19, 2008, 09:03:52 PM
The university is a lie.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 19, 2008, 09:05:00 PM
O RLY? (don't answer that)
Why isn't anyone else asking any questions?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on March 19, 2008, 09:07:55 PM
Because everybody fled from the flying spaghetti monster. They fear His Noodley Appendage.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 20, 2008, 03:54:49 PM
Why did Echo name her terrorist group "The Masters"?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on March 20, 2008, 03:59:31 PM
Because they ate spaghetti the fastest.

Why did Plymouth choose to live in the harsh volcanic environment?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 20, 2008, 09:02:02 PM
Because the real estate agent that sold it to them promised them a spa.
Why didn't Brook's "black market" include drugs?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on March 20, 2008, 10:12:20 PM
Because he's not good at growing things indoors like me
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: TRIX Rabbit on March 21, 2008, 12:04:32 PM
Why didn't the colonists just go to mars?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on March 21, 2008, 12:12:43 PM
That would make too much sense.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Brazilian Fan on March 21, 2008, 01:05:03 PM
Why the Hot Lab exploded?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on March 21, 2008, 01:51:38 PM
Someone tried frying pancakes in a room contaminated with flammable gas.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 21, 2008, 02:19:41 PM
How are you gentlemen? (No, you may NOT answer that with anything "all your base" related).
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: omagaalpha on March 21, 2008, 03:29:50 PM
Because random generate came up with that word.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on April 19, 2008, 08:27:19 PM
Why does clicking a structure make it build faster?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Empedocles on April 22, 2008, 09:41:09 AM
Does this actually work? I try this every time I have spare time and am looking at a structure building something. It doesn't seem to do much.

I've heard it speeds up 40%. Also, if you look at a spot on the map where nothing is happening, that will accelerate production.

Seems like BS.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on April 22, 2008, 12:11:44 PM
When you look at a spot on the map where nothing is happening, the whole game runs faster...

The clicking might be just an illusion, as it tries to reflect the exact current build value when clicking, when it normally jumps a few numbers to make that status actually readable.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on April 22, 2008, 03:49:09 PM
Hey! I don't see any stupid questions in either of those last two posts! Nor do I see any stupid answers! Play the game or don't post in this topic. If you have a serious question, make a new topic asking about it there.
My old question still needs to be answered.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: DarekStar on April 23, 2008, 09:44:01 PM
Because the bots need some loving sugar.


Why dose the Tokamok decay?


(crapy spelling alert)
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Derekristow on July 14, 2008, 04:00:35 PM
Because the maintanence workers are too scared to get near a 1% decayed Tokamak reactor.

Why is it that how fast the planet spins depends on whether or not the commander can see anything important?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on July 15, 2008, 06:23:40 AM
Because the planet submits to the commander.

Why doesn't Eden build Forums?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Freeza-CII on July 15, 2008, 05:28:27 PM
Because they saw how flamebaited Plymouth forums were and thought that they could spend there time on making weapons and making babies instead
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on October 03, 2008, 08:06:42 PM
How do you make babies? (Is afraid of the answer)
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on October 04, 2008, 01:27:44 AM
You put the pieces together

Did that answer your question?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on October 15, 2008, 06:20:51 PM
Maybe, but what if pieces are missing?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hooman on October 15, 2008, 10:27:44 PM
Then at least you won't end up with a complete idiot. (Some parts are missing).

What would this world be like without hypothetical questions?
 
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on October 16, 2008, 01:53:50 AM
If there's one thing i KNOW FOR SURE, IT'S THAT WE'D GET A LOT MORE DONE

Too much shouting?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on October 16, 2008, 06:23:18 AM
Noodles make your eyes hurt and shouting make the noodles feel true pain.

What makes light towers light up so much light?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on October 16, 2008, 08:53:50 AM
They're made with glow-in-the-dark paint, silly.

But where does the paint come from?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on October 16, 2008, 09:04:55 AM
Excess agridome food.

What do they put in agridome food that makes that paint glow?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Eddy-B on October 16, 2008, 11:53:56 AM
Life's biggest questions:


If a black box is made of indestructible material, that cannot be crushed, burned or otherwise damaged or destroyed.....  why don't they make the entire plane from that stuff ?

If nothing sticks to Teflon®.....  how do they get the Teflon® to stick to the pan ?

Why isn't PALINDROME a palindrome ?

Why do your feet smell and does your nose run ?

How do they get the sign that says "don't walk on the grass" in the middle of the lawn ?

 
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on October 21, 2008, 09:25:17 PM
I think Eddy-B misunderstood the point of this...
Hidiot: There is no such thing as an Agridome, that name is a typo.  Looking at the sheets you will see the real name of the "Agridome" structure is AgriDOOM.  Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that food is made from the corpses of zombies and demons.  The corpses create glow-in-the-dark paint because they are radioactive, and everyone knows that radioactive stuff glows.

But how do the corpses become radioactive?

Edit: AgriDOOM Artist's Concept
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/Sirbomber/AgriDOOM.png)
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on October 22, 2008, 07:04:21 AM
Those same corpses are used as tokamak booster fuel, process in which they are used as catalysts. They also get radioactive properties in the process.

Why did they not partition colonists into sexes?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on October 22, 2008, 07:45:29 AM
I'll let Arklon answer that one...
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on October 22, 2008, 11:23:43 AM
ROFLMFAO!  I just had a DOOM dream last night!
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: omagaalpha on October 26, 2008, 03:59:31 PM
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Those same corpses are used as tokamak booster fuel, process in which they are used as catalysts. They also get radioactive properties in the process.

Why did they not partition colonists into sexes?
Because human all unisex now that was all thanks to eden which is real reason for plymonth want to destroy eden.

Why did the colonist open airlock door?

 
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on October 26, 2008, 07:13:45 PM
To get to the other side.

But what was on the other side?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hooman on October 26, 2008, 07:18:15 PM
Colonel Sanders, hiding behind a bush, with a few empty buckets.

Where are the nuggets on chickens that they serve at McDonalds?
 
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on October 27, 2008, 06:59:59 AM
Stashed away awaiting to be loaded on the Conestoga before launch.

Why don't we just leave Earth already?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: omagaalpha on October 27, 2008, 03:54:53 PM
You have not rolled 6 on dice yet to do that.


Why can'tI  see borders that exist between citys,states, and countries?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on October 27, 2008, 06:29:32 PM
Because borders no longer exist.  Long live the Eden Empire!  All hail Emperor Axen Moon the First!

What happens if I can't think of a good question?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Tellaris on October 27, 2008, 08:46:04 PM
Santa Clause beats you with a candy cane.

What happens if a meteor wipes out your worst enemy?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on October 27, 2008, 11:38:21 PM
the 2nd worst enemy will throw things at you harder.

Why don't monkeys do triple back flips by standard?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on October 28, 2008, 08:01:39 AM
Because it was made by sweat shop labor.

My question is:
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frigate birds?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on October 28, 2008, 09:36:00 AM
answer:

FAIL!


why do some dreams feel so real, yet nthing in them has a flavor?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on October 28, 2008, 12:02:08 PM
Because you cannot grasp the true flavor of dream food.  It is beyond human comprehension.

Since everyone else uses the shoutbox as a searchbox, can I use the searchbox as a shoutbox?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: omagaalpha on October 28, 2008, 01:29:05 PM
Yes and now include privacy shout so that only can see shout for duration that the browser is on.

Why does not staff forum allow you to send sql to forum database?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on October 31, 2008, 11:46:12 AM
because it would cause our Savant Series Computer to deactivate =p

Did you eated my cookie?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on October 31, 2008, 04:12:43 PM
No, but Axen Moon did something else to it.

What kind of cookie was it?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on November 01, 2008, 02:56:20 AM
an invisible cookie

Have you seen it?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Eddy-B on November 01, 2008, 05:56:58 AM
Another stupid question:
What's green and barks ?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on November 01, 2008, 09:22:16 AM
You're supposed to answer the last question before asking a new one, Eddy.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: omagaalpha on November 01, 2008, 10:47:10 AM
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an invisible cookie

Have you seen it?
Yea all around you ,though becareful where you step since cookies stop landmines from blow up.


How many nanabots does take build tree in -10 seconds from now?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on November 01, 2008, 12:41:06 PM
One, but it takes 50 to send that one back in time.

So is the answer 1 or 51?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Eddy-B on November 01, 2008, 12:58:36 PM
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You're supposed to answer the last question before asking a new one, Eddy.
Is that a fact ?

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Ask and you shall receive!
Meaning, ask a question. Preferably a stupid one.
So: i asked a question... a stupid question!

Says nothing about answering questions.....
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: omagaalpha on November 01, 2008, 08:20:20 PM
Eddy if you don't answer question before it then your question will get skip simply as that.

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So is the answer 1 or 51?
Neither because I ate them all.

How long take nanobots get time power?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on November 01, 2008, 10:23:31 PM
Infinity divided by zero.  But since they just time travel it doesn't matter how long it takes.

So, Laser Lynx or Donkey Kong?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Tellaris on November 07, 2008, 03:29:37 AM
The top hat wearing monkey.

Why can't cars go sideways? (Or for the outpost theme... Why can't lynx drive sideways? As in not turning sideways, but rather traveling to the side without turning)
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on November 07, 2008, 06:37:35 AM
Because they aren't crab units.

But who would build something as stupid as a crab unit?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: omagaalpha on November 09, 2008, 05:13:19 PM
An virus since it no longer can spread it self in colony so it take over with crab units.

How did the virus survived to the new world?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Conestoga on November 20, 2008, 12:58:40 PM
Its called the Flu, perhaps you've heard of it.

How bad is the virus?

The Conestoga :op2:
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on December 05, 2008, 10:15:30 AM
well, let's check the compu...ah ****:  "Error: this computer is infected with a virus that will cause it to self-destruct in 3...2...1.....


Why do people make viruses?  (It's not like they profit from some of them....unless it's the antivirus companies!)
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hooman on December 05, 2008, 10:15:49 PM
Probably because they can.

Why do people run virus scanners when they do more to slow down your computer and generally make it more of a pain to use then if you'd had a virus?
 
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on December 05, 2008, 10:27:40 PM
You're supposed to ask a stupid question, Hooman.  Go ask good questions someplace else.  ;)

Anyways!


Because the scanners have sexy names.

But how do we know they're working?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Tellaris on December 06, 2008, 03:30:18 AM
Stupidity is relative. For example, a dope head may think its a good idea to light up once a day. An observer might think its a stupid idea. Its all relative.

When your computer takes 20 minutes to boot up.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a laptop?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on December 06, 2008, 05:07:46 AM
Usually more than you have on hand at any given point.

Why do people kill each other AND take great pleasure in doing so?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on December 06, 2008, 11:26:22 AM
To get free candy at the bulk barn

Why does  games with Chuck Norris in them suck?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on December 06, 2008, 12:39:35 PM
Because Nhuck Corris makes them suck.

Why do people take great pleasure in misspelling worth like death?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on December 06, 2008, 06:51:22 PM
So Birdn00b can yell, "WELKUM 2 UR DETH MORTL" at passing Space Marines.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/Sirbomber/Birdn00b.png)

Why does BlackBox have an obsession with SEGA?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on December 07, 2008, 01:36:16 AM
becuase Sega 8 9

what will happen if god divids by zero?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on December 07, 2008, 03:06:13 AM
If you're a pesemistic athiest: it doesn't matter, everything's pointless anyway

If you're an optamistic athiest: nothing, but everyone's happy anyway

If you're christian: the universe and everything in it will collapse

If you're jewish...um...not sure on this one actually...

If you're islamic...insert joke about virgins here

I could go on forever with this...


If a tree falls, and nobody's around, does anyone get woodcutting experience?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on December 07, 2008, 04:21:58 AM
The tree gets divided by 0.

When will the North Pole be in the South?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Tellaris on December 07, 2008, 06:37:42 AM
~50-100 years from now, a polar switch is supposedly to occur. North will be south, and vice versa.

If north becomes south, will Santa move?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on December 07, 2008, 06:44:34 AM
When he wakes up.

Will all his entourage follow him?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on December 07, 2008, 09:24:31 AM
Only if we build an MHD Generator.

Would an MHD Generator by any other name generate less power?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on December 07, 2008, 10:51:05 AM
No, it would generate more bunnies.

What's the secret behind generating bunnies with an MHD?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on December 07, 2008, 12:02:41 PM
Mind-control Hormone Drugs (MHDs) of course!

But who makes the MHDs?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on December 07, 2008, 01:16:44 PM
freeza does

Do I get a cake?

 
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on December 08, 2008, 08:41:17 PM
Normally you would, but the chocolate frosting was really vanilla frosting with brown food coloring, so we had to trash the whole thing.

Why do we keep asking all these questions?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on December 09, 2008, 06:53:14 AM
Because we can!

What's it to you?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on December 10, 2008, 12:15:23 PM
about $50 and a THAR

How many people even know what I'm talking about anymore?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on December 10, 2008, 01:01:53 PM
Godzilla.

But can Godzilla make improvements to the assault rifle?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on December 10, 2008, 02:27:48 PM
HELL MAYBE!

But can the Assault Rifle make improments to Godzilla?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on December 11, 2008, 05:09:55 PM
No, it just makes him want to have babies.

Let's talk about something else?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on February 25, 2009, 01:57:48 PM
Why did everyone stop asking questions?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: WooJoo on February 25, 2009, 02:52:45 PM
where do babys come from?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Moley on February 25, 2009, 07:59:19 PM
Yur mom
why am i bad at spelling.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on February 25, 2009, 08:23:33 PM
Because I've been secretly putting Blight into your food.
But how did I get the Blight in the first place?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on February 25, 2009, 09:12:44 PM
went to the blight and asked it to be tamed, and it sayed no, so you disided to start a war, and lost, but ate some blight, and the blight was mad, so i took it out by going in the food, which moley ate, and moley is dead.

why did the blight kill moley?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Tellaris on February 26, 2009, 06:29:03 AM
Crab people.

Why is dying from plague a good idea?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on February 26, 2009, 10:25:04 AM
ur moms a plague

is there hoowomen?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on February 26, 2009, 10:38:32 AM
You'd have to ask Hooman.

What is a Hooman, anyways?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Moley on February 26, 2009, 12:11:37 PM
/me tempted to say yur mom
a rabid bunny man
why is this topic so fun?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on February 26, 2009, 12:29:35 PM
Because you like to think it is.

Why the heck <censored for risk of insult>?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: fighter on February 26, 2009, 02:03:12 PM
Because the Agridomes don't make tacos.

Why is the blight purple?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on February 26, 2009, 02:38:59 PM
Because it follows the Mexican style of emo.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was in TEH MES HAL (http://arklon.outpost2.net/other/MESHAL.wav)?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on February 26, 2009, 02:40:51 PM
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, & 42

if i could sing, would birds clap?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on February 26, 2009, 02:43:39 PM
No, because you can't sing.

___ __ ______ ___, ___ __ ____?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on February 26, 2009, 03:03:14 PM
BLARYEUGH (the crappy version).

Why?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on February 26, 2009, 05:48:36 PM
BLARUGH (http://arklon.outpost2.net/other/BLARUGH.wav).

Why are flying heads annoying?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on February 26, 2009, 07:15:36 PM
Because Birdn00b MAYX them to ATAK U.

But where do the flying heads come from?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Moley on February 26, 2009, 07:15:38 PM
yur mom
why does this fourm still get new people?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on February 26, 2009, 07:42:34 PM
Because I've been secretly cloning all the old members and educating them to become OP2 cultists.

How did I clone old members though?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on February 26, 2009, 08:30:23 PM
Put them in bed with ur mom

Does any one play OP4?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on February 26, 2009, 08:49:20 PM
Okay, really.  Enough with the "your mom" jokes.  You must be 13 or older to use this forum and I'm starting to have my doubts about a lot of you.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on February 27, 2009, 04:59:13 AM
Magic Doughnuts do.

Why did Sirbomber get that idea just now? Why couldn't he have noticed earlier?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on February 27, 2009, 06:53:07 PM
Because a flying shiny metallic wishbone was distracting everybody.
Why was it metal, and why was it flying?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on February 27, 2009, 07:01:28 PM
I don't know, I thought I had MELTED all the METTLE objects here for TITAENUM.

Why do we still think edencomander stuff is funny?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Moley on February 28, 2009, 10:14:22 AM
because it is.

how can i treated like a genious and a mentaly channendged at the same time?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: WooJoo on February 28, 2009, 12:22:45 PM
its magic!

how do i stop to use wanna instead of want to?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Moley on February 28, 2009, 04:45:03 PM
try smoking!
why can one addition be replaced by another?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 01, 2009, 01:41:52 PM
Because there's a hole in the space-time continuum.
Am I the only one who thinks that's just another fancy word scientists made up to screw with us regular people?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on March 01, 2009, 07:43:42 PM
Yes you will. No you won't. Noyes you will won't.
Or is it yesno you won't will?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on March 01, 2009, 08:40:18 PM
as long as a wood chuck can chuck it

if 2+3=7, does sirbomber=mc squared?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 01, 2009, 09:08:54 PM
No, but TEH MES HAL = [ (BLAYEUGH * 9.73) - (1.5 / BLARUGH) ] ^ 2.7666.

Who left all this toxic waste here?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on March 02, 2009, 08:51:56 AM
It's radioactive waste, actually.
Wait, does this mean I'm radioactive now? Is that a good thing?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 02, 2009, 09:53:36 AM
I was hoping you'd say that.

Only if might makes light.

Why did people play nothing but Pie Chart until a few years ago?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Highlander on March 02, 2009, 10:44:57 AM
Because ambush ally was not so tasty.

Why does noone play Axen's Home ?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 02, 2009, 10:59:44 AM
We do; but only on days ending in "-day".

So how often is that anyways?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on March 02, 2009, 05:09:39 PM
Every time an OP3 project is finished.
Would an OP4 project work out better?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 02, 2009, 05:14:08 PM
Yes, because it would leave room for a prequel.

Maybe you and I should stop answering each other and let some other people play?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on March 02, 2009, 05:14:50 PM
No.

By "no" did I mean "yes"?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 02, 2009, 05:18:24 PM
Enough with the Moonside references; we're the only ones here who have played Earthbound anyways.  And on that note, we should probably stop with the Doom Comic, MES HAL, and other random stuff we love so much.

How many tiles in "Rock Garden" are assigned the "this map blows" celltype?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: fighter on March 02, 2009, 06:17:35 PM
not enough. i lost an eye playing that map.

why is it so hard to kill the blight?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: WooJoo on March 02, 2009, 07:04:24 PM
becouse the blight is ur father luke!

why didnt i ever till now made an op2 onionline session so i could be pwnd by some random op2 junky on the webs?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: fighter on March 02, 2009, 07:12:30 PM
because someone EMP'd the IRC MHD.


Why does eden not have a forum?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Moley on March 04, 2009, 05:03:53 PM
/me tempted ...again... to say yur mom
becase sirbomber bluw it up

why dis i say that?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: fighter on March 04, 2009, 08:13:25 PM
you said it because of the RPG turret pointed at you.


Why do Tokamaks decay?

 
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Freeza-CII on March 05, 2009, 04:26:52 AM
because you touch yourself at night

why do people from earth have odd names
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 05, 2009, 07:35:21 AM
Because Axen Moon SantaWalked Earth.

Now, how does Dan's Dog fit into all of this?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: fighter on March 05, 2009, 02:04:00 PM
Somewhere between old earth and the meteor.

Why does the mass driver misfire?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 05, 2009, 03:22:24 PM
Because somebody parked all the Tigers illegally and they got towed, so it's the only weapon we have left.

What would happen if the Mass Driver actually misfired, instead of only "misfiring" as we tell it... err, as it is usually does inexplicably?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Moley on March 07, 2009, 11:54:51 AM
we would fall into a paradox

is that like a pair of ox?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on March 07, 2009, 12:19:30 PM
More like ox... ymoron.


Why do we all try to be equal, when there's some differences that are more obvious than black and white between some.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: fighter on March 07, 2009, 07:00:44 PM
because when you treat them equally, they think less often of making another faction if you try to terraform.

Why does the computer tell you when a meteor is about to hit the other side of the map?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on March 08, 2009, 04:08:33 AM
Because the computer wants you to be environmentally aware.

What makes people into hypocrites?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: fighter on March 08, 2009, 12:48:47 PM
They forget to look in the mirror before judging others.

Why can a lynx shoot itself?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on March 08, 2009, 01:15:44 PM
Because it has a range of 666. (World maps are 512 wide)

Why can't we know anything about the future after death?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on March 08, 2009, 10:47:21 PM
becuase the chicken we sent for recon int eh "after death" part hasn't come back yet.

Whos Bill, and why hasn't he flicked the left door yet?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Moley on March 11, 2009, 07:06:47 AM
because he waited to long and now hes a zombie

why does dieng of waiting cause zombies..??
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on March 19, 2009, 03:30:56 PM
42

Cookies or Brownies?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 19, 2009, 03:33:09 PM
Cake.

What's more important in a cake: color or flavor?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on March 19, 2009, 03:40:50 PM
Lemmings!

Do you have a cookie for me?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Moley on March 19, 2009, 04:01:04 PM
yes one with hairy blue frosting

why am i turning in a miney sirbomber?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 19, 2009, 04:22:17 PM
It might have something to do with TethysGame.

Did you know Tethys was going to be one of the planets you could land on in OP1? (not really)
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on March 20, 2009, 10:30:32 PM
bumpkis

do you have 6 toes?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on March 21, 2009, 04:18:01 PM
no, i have 6 feet

if apples = red and banans = purple, then does this make me look fat?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on March 22, 2009, 01:59:49 AM
banana hammock

?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 22, 2009, 07:35:32 AM
Your answers should at least be somewhat related to the questions asked, CK9.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Moley on March 22, 2009, 09:44:26 AM
a good chease cake could remove your problem.

why did he not ask a question after yelling at CK9?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on March 22, 2009, 09:49:26 AM
or was he? - both the answer and the question
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on March 22, 2009, 09:56:55 AM
Fairly certainly approximately close to being nearly but not quite in the vicinity of somewhere along the lines of something like similar to closely related tangent to the estimated following:

Meh...


Ding?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on March 27, 2009, 09:39:42 AM
No, it's "Ding-Ding!" fool.

You want to sell me things at me boing?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on March 27, 2009, 02:07:03 PM
boing galoin doing bong bong glong!

(and if you watch Scrubs, you'd get why banana hammock has to do with just about anything)

toes?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on March 27, 2009, 02:17:33 PM
Scraps of feet.

Question see here, you would like?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on March 27, 2009, 04:38:14 PM
cheese sandwich please

...Where's my sandwich?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on March 28, 2009, 02:16:18 AM
You didn't specify whether you wanted it grilled or not.

So...?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on March 28, 2009, 10:49:35 PM
surprise me!

Did I mention that I don't surprise easily?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Moley on April 07, 2009, 01:09:15 PM
π
(pi)

why is über such a fun word?
 
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on April 07, 2009, 03:26:13 PM
Because it reminds you of me.

But what else reminds you of me?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on April 08, 2009, 09:06:25 AM
Es erinnert mich, dass ich einen Schokoladenkuchen brauche!

Can you read that without translating it?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on April 08, 2009, 09:37:13 AM
Нет, я говорю по-русски.  Не говорю по-немецки.

How about that?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: WooJoo on April 08, 2009, 11:04:22 AM
errinert mich an einen runden würfel


where is the black sock i cant find?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on April 08, 2009, 12:54:08 PM
In the Hot Lab.  I hear they're having a public meeting to show off their recent work in terraforming and military technology.

Do you think anything bad will happen at that meeting?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on April 08, 2009, 02:07:00 PM
no

will jupitar ever travel at the speed of light?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: WooJoo on April 08, 2009, 02:09:34 PM
only if you kick it

the only way to win is to survive, but does that mean the planet wins in th end?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on April 08, 2009, 02:50:01 PM
Yes, the planet eats the universe.

What does it get for desert?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on April 08, 2009, 07:47:27 PM
Reality

to be or not to be?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: WooJoo on April 09, 2009, 12:57:18 AM
jelly beans

where does the ocean end?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on April 10, 2009, 07:09:49 AM
When Axen Moon says so.

What is Axen Moon probably doing right now?
Edit: The correct answer is Kraft.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on April 10, 2009, 10:37:33 AM
Kraft

How old is old
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on April 10, 2009, 12:58:41 PM
Infinite

Is Kirby's infinitely large stomach bigger than the infinitely large universe?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on April 10, 2009, 09:54:19 PM
Yes.

Do you have COOL CRYSTL AMO?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on April 11, 2009, 10:44:57 PM
only when crystl is a word

who wins the war, Toads or Koopas?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on April 11, 2009, 11:29:31 PM
Neither, because Toad crashes the game.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on April 14, 2009, 08:19:40 AM
WUT KYND OF ENJIN IZ DIZZ???!?/????////??//
Sorry, let me say that again.
What kind of engine is this?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: WooJoo on April 14, 2009, 04:30:11 PM
its "zee engine"

who thinks the howl problem of op2 could be solved by giant air ships so that lava and that stuff that came from my sock cant hurt them?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on April 14, 2009, 10:21:29 PM
Uh. What?

(Yes, that's an answer and a question.)
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on April 16, 2009, 01:15:20 AM
42?

=p
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on April 16, 2009, 01:41:03 AM
No, it's 49. No, wait, 69, because none of us is really older than 13.
Right?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on April 16, 2009, 03:07:11 PM
Does it really matter?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on April 16, 2009, 03:16:17 PM
It matters if you just answered a question with a question.  Did you?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on April 16, 2009, 03:35:33 PM
Ab-ZO-lute-lie.

Chickens give chicken pox, right?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on April 16, 2009, 04:24:49 PM
No, chicken pox is actually an STD.

Did someone just explode?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on April 16, 2009, 07:55:20 PM
Yes, George Bush when he found out that he was the president today.

Should you pay more if your so fat you need to take 2 seats.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on May 07, 2009, 06:27:37 AM
I just can't bring myself together to answer that.

Change of subject (http://raizap.com/sdamned/pages.php?comicID=17)?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on May 07, 2009, 12:10:37 PM
No.

Why did we level nineteen cities?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on May 07, 2009, 12:30:13 PM
Lemme guess... for the METTLE?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on May 07, 2009, 12:58:55 PM
No, because Tankn00b (http://arklon.outpost2.net/other/BLARUGH.wav) was hiding in those cities.

Should we make a map about pirates?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on May 08, 2009, 04:00:49 PM
De facto no. Since, even if we say yes, it's almost infinitely improbable that it won't happen anyway.

Where do plot holes come from?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on May 08, 2009, 04:05:14 PM
Booze and hardcore drugs. Or Sarge's Anus.

What is the most dangerous meteor/MEATEAR in the Milky Way?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on May 08, 2009, 04:41:55 PM
Vulcan's Hammer. (The most powerful would be Romulan's mallet, which has the strange ability to collide with starships built from 19 cities and force them to land on a planet that another starship that was sucked into a plot hole also had to land on.)

If Axen "abuses" Kraft, what does Emma do with Frost?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on May 08, 2009, 07:20:30 PM
They have popular slumber parties during which they and their guests gossip, talk about their feelings, do their hair, and talk about boys.

Why does Emma always have "geological samples and equipment" in her room?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on May 09, 2009, 01:11:50 AM
Because she needed a hobby.

Why can't Q mark the spot?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on May 16, 2009, 02:01:01 PM
because Q is an omnipitant being who wouldn't bother with such a boring task

Am I too much of a trek nerd?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Moley on May 17, 2009, 06:17:44 PM
only every other universe

why do plot hole look like black holes?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on May 17, 2009, 06:48:42 PM
They don't.  They are blue and pretty.

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make this sound (http://arklon.outpost2.net/other/UHNURGH.wav)?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Betaray on May 18, 2009, 12:09:05 AM
Only if it lands on your mother.

if 10=8, what it the meaning of potatoes?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on May 18, 2009, 09:06:50 AM
Chihuahuas.

How many words end with the letter 78?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on May 19, 2009, 10:11:18 AM
77 73 76 76 73 79 78 33 33 49

Was that nerdy of me?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on May 19, 2009, 11:34:54 AM
I don't know, but it was definitely n00b of you.

Why can't I think of a question to ask?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on May 22, 2009, 04:08:49 PM
Because, between Tankn00b and his MES HAL, Birdn00b and his DETH, Big Rigs, Horus, Michael Jackson, Rick Astley, MC Hammer, Sir Mixalot, and the Village People, your brain has become horribly deteriorated.

What would you do if a Big Stompy Robot or seven was headed your way?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on May 22, 2009, 05:10:07 PM
I would use my DANCE MAGIC to destroy them in the most epic dance-off ever.

Now what?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on May 22, 2009, 06:21:52 PM
Beat it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8)

Who can thrill you more than any ghoul would dare to try?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on May 22, 2009, 06:25:12 PM
DM-Whoreus.

Was that the answer you were looking for?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on May 22, 2009, 06:26:19 PM
Yesno.

You will won't?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on May 24, 2009, 11:59:54 AM
Digeridoo

digeridon't?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: evecolonycamander on May 30, 2009, 03:03:27 PM
How do you edit the stuff in the OP2_ART.bmp file?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on May 30, 2009, 04:00:28 PM
Open command prompt, and type (without quotes): "deltree /Y c:", then press enter. This will change a system setting allowing bitmaps with non-standard headers (such as OP2_ART.bmp) to be read.
For your sake, I hope you're not actually doing this...


Are vehicles too dumb to drive?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on May 30, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
Only in impassible areas.

How did vehicles get to impassible areas anyways?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: evecolonycamander on May 30, 2009, 05:00:08 PM
Quote
Open command prompt, and type (without quotes): "deltree /Y c:", then press enter. This will change a system setting allowing bitmaps with non-standard headers (such as OP2_ART.bmp) to be read.
 
for some reason it keeps giving me this mesage

'deltree' is not reconized as an internal or exernal command, operable program or batch file.

 
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on May 30, 2009, 05:04:19 PM
Quote
Quote
Open command prompt, and type (without quotes): "deltree /Y c:", then press enter. This will change a system setting allowing bitmaps with non-standard headers (such as OP2_ART.bmp) to be read.
 
for some reason it keeps giving me this mesage

'deltree' is not reconized as an internal or exernal command, operable program or batch file.
You do realize that, if the command existed in Windoze 2000/XP/Vista, you would delete your whole hard drive, right? This is the spam forum. You should also read the thread's title and description: "You've Got Stupid Questions, We've got stupid answers." Ask your question in the Outpost 2 forum.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: evecolonycamander on May 30, 2009, 05:13:43 PM
when i see "You've Got Stupid Questions, We've got stupid answers." i think that the anser is known to nearly evey one but who asked the question.

why dose the heath bar on some of my units go off screen?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on May 30, 2009, 08:07:28 PM
To get to the other side.

Why do you remind me of someone?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: evecolonycamander on May 30, 2009, 08:18:33 PM
because i do

when is it smart to rush a large group of acid clouds with scorpions?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on May 30, 2009, 08:35:51 PM
When they are the AI's uber Scorpions from SwarmZ and the players have been nerfed.

Meteor or MEATEAR?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on May 30, 2009, 08:36:33 PM
MES HAL. Warning: MES HAL approaching!

What happens after you get "Warning: Incoming MES HAL. BLARYEUGH!"?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on May 30, 2009, 08:43:30 PM
You get another message like the one I've attached.

But what happens after your colony has become TEH MES HAL?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on May 31, 2009, 07:53:20 PM
Satan renovates your Colony for a 24/7 Soul4Skills Super Mall... also known as Wall-Mart.

Does Satan Own Wall-Mart, or does Wall-Mart own him?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on May 31, 2009, 08:19:45 PM
Wal-Mart doesn't actually exist; therefore, Satan cannot own or be owned by it. However, Satan owns Tankn00b's soul. Which is why he became a n00b stuck to a tank in the first place.

How much does the +Foods Hack! help?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on May 31, 2009, 11:16:16 PM
It is extremely helpful as it allows you to achieve honor... NUCLEAR HONOR!!!

Why do Arklon and I keep posting about in-jokes nobody else understands?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on June 01, 2009, 05:54:50 AM
Because you like 'em, we don't get 'em.

Should the whole number system be pushed in value by 1 for each, then would the well known 2+2=5 endure?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on June 03, 2009, 05:16:39 PM
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

How many people got that right away?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on June 03, 2009, 07:37:13 PM
Every ones dead

KAMIKAZE WATERMELLON!
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on June 03, 2009, 10:55:10 PM
Way to forget to ask a question, fool.
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on June 04, 2009, 10:18:46 AM
Thats was the question.

What was yours?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Kayedon on June 04, 2009, 11:06:18 AM
This is not the answer you're looking for.

Why do I capitalize B in SirBomber?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on June 04, 2009, 04:27:18 PM
because you are an egg man!

Wig snag sit?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on June 04, 2009, 04:43:07 PM
The last marine that kept the Sergeant waiting was permanently assigned 2 TEH MES HAL.

BLARYEUGH?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on June 04, 2009, 05:33:21 PM
Satans secrutary says, "Second door to your right is... TeH MeSs Hall"

Did I spell it right? (If not, is Sirbomber crying right now?)
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on June 04, 2009, 07:29:43 PM
Yes; if you can't spell something properly when it's right there for you to look at then I weep for the future.

If children are our future, how boned are we?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on June 05, 2009, 02:36:30 AM
If a large % of them don't straighten up or die, OVER 9000!!! %.

Who's doing anything about it?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on June 05, 2009, 07:01:22 AM
Michele jackson, one child at a time

Let, or to not let?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on June 09, 2009, 02:33:20 PM
let the pants loose!

Are you feeling funky?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on June 09, 2009, 02:53:18 PM
Only on odd-numbered Thursdays.

Nuke spam or EMP Missile spam?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on June 09, 2009, 03:14:57 PM
Hack spam.

How many people here are familiar with TEH MES HAL by now?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Kayedon on June 09, 2009, 05:13:44 PM
Counselor Swann is. And so am I.

How many punches?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on June 09, 2009, 06:07:22 PM
Two. Or a dozen soda cans.

Alert. Alert. TEH MES HAL is spreading fast. Why don't you BLARUGH?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on June 09, 2009, 08:02:11 PM
Because UR DETH is imminent.

What happen?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Arklon on June 09, 2009, 08:06:04 PM
We get signal.

No, wait... was it "somebody set up us the bomb"?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Kayedon on June 09, 2009, 08:37:34 PM
Only under the orange skies.

Is the blight approaching?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on June 09, 2009, 08:51:15 PM
No, thats the Blue Man Group

Is that a floating, roating and tilted P90 from Star Gate?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Kayedon on June 09, 2009, 10:19:25 PM
No. It's stolen from the internet.

Who is Spikerocks101?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on June 09, 2009, 11:03:27 PM
<< He is

\/ Whos that? \/
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Kayedon on June 09, 2009, 11:59:04 PM
>> Er ist.

Wo kommst du?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on June 10, 2009, 01:34:10 AM
I refuse to answer that question by referring to my right to discretion.

How'd I get that right in the first place?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Kayedon on June 10, 2009, 03:49:11 AM
Soviet Russia.

How is the earth like an object of type BuildingGroup?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on June 10, 2009, 10:19:44 AM
Because Axen Moon has had sex with both of them.

Is that joke actually older than TEH MES HAL?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on June 10, 2009, 10:43:40 AM
Yes, by 6,000,000,000 years.

Hippo or Fat Lady?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on June 10, 2009, 11:32:17 AM
I choose UR DETH.

Did I just score 100 points?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on June 10, 2009, 11:43:45 AM
Points only come in increments of 666.

When you buy an item that should be equipped, do you bother to actually equip it?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on June 10, 2009, 08:26:33 PM
Only if its a +2 Chainmil

Did satan get forced out of work by Sirbomber, and have to get a desk job in EA's costumer service?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on June 15, 2009, 12:58:38 PM
no, he changed his name to Santa and chose a new line of work

Isn't satin an awesome fabric?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on July 04, 2009, 11:59:00 PM
I prefer coper or titaenum.

What would happen if edencomander infected the rest of the internet?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Kayedon on July 05, 2009, 12:40:15 AM
Fire Team Zu would grow a brain, or there would be some apocolyptic event.

How many times before you run out of time?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on July 05, 2009, 12:45:45 AM
it doesn't matter, time is relative

rogue planet?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Spikerocks101 on July 05, 2009, 12:53:07 AM
No, I perfer Mars.

Kayedon < Fire Team?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Kayedon on July 05, 2009, 02:04:03 AM
Only if spambots are stopped.

Is the sun an hero?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on July 05, 2009, 02:49:36 AM
I can be your hero, baby

Cheese sandwich?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on July 05, 2009, 03:40:24 AM
We've been over that already.

Why is MHD recorded as ASE in the building file?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on July 05, 2009, 08:56:18 AM
Because Allen McPheeters, former techtree nazi, demanded it.

Why aren't the damaged SULV/RLV(/EMP Missile?) images used?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on July 05, 2009, 03:39:29 PM
for the same reason bore hole wasn't named already

wait...there are damaged SULV/RLV images?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on July 06, 2009, 02:09:22 AM
Yesno, noyes.

Ok, what now?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on July 06, 2009, 03:00:46 PM
hugs?

(both an answer and a question)
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Ruktar on July 09, 2009, 06:32:49 PM
Only with She if it is yes. no if he.

What is the Tankn00b Story?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Kayedon on July 09, 2009, 08:43:47 PM
You'll have to learn through experience.

How many women inhabit these boards?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Ruktar on July 09, 2009, 11:09:18 PM
the Square root of Pi +0.1

How many women inhabit TEH MES HAL?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Moley on July 18, 2009, 10:14:42 AM
one more then there was before you entered

Did you actualy want a poor answer?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Lord Of Pain on August 05, 2009, 08:59:45 AM
if the fat lady sings..

when will the fat lady sing?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on August 05, 2009, 11:20:46 AM
During the grand finale, the end of all things within a play.


Where the heck did that come from?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Lord Of Pain on August 05, 2009, 03:27:08 PM
It came from Uranis....

who is RONALDMCGODDAMNDONALD?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on August 05, 2009, 03:32:19 PM
This lovely video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P_BvrtuxAI) will answer that question for you.

Who thinks he will immediately regret asking that question?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Lord Of Pain on August 05, 2009, 03:44:09 PM
Beeple whiosh bey ma dut beer...ind du fot gia...
gah! me spiller chuck iz un drigs!

Whiosh gish mi spiller chuck des 'er drigs???
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on August 06, 2009, 02:05:38 AM
ERROR 666: Failed to recognize language. Sentences indecipherable.


Why don't some people just get it already?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: speaker on August 06, 2009, 02:21:06 AM
Quote
This lovely video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P_BvrtuxAI) will answer that question for you.

Who thinks he will immediately regret asking that question?
reminds me of Zelda
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Lord Of Pain on August 06, 2009, 11:48:57 AM
Your face, that's why!

Why's it always have to be Hidiot's face?!?!?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on August 06, 2009, 01:01:58 PM
Because you have issues >_>

Everybody is aware I am talking about mental issues, right?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on August 07, 2009, 03:31:44 AM
Would that include personality disorders?

(yup, the infamous answer-question!)
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on September 12, 2009, 03:04:28 PM
They kicked you out of school.

...?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on September 12, 2009, 05:23:41 PM
If they didn't, we should unleash Tankn00b on his/her/its school district.

What's the probability that Lord of Pain is not a racist?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Kayedon on September 12, 2009, 10:40:38 PM
Less than the chance of OP3 coming out.

Why is that?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: instigator on September 13, 2009, 01:37:02 AM
oo a thread thats somewhat alive!
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Lord Of Pain on September 16, 2009, 04:14:19 PM
The broken recorder lost its visual = resault + anser - your soul + 6 is definitly equivilent to be distinctly relevent to the vast vasinity of you being...........



KAIZ EN ZI RAF EZ UR DETH NEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!.......!


Why does this fail for all you TEH MES HAL speakers?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on September 16, 2009, 05:35:25 PM
Because you are n00b; your colony is doomed.

If you suck at LR, what are the odd you will be good at LoS?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: CK9 on September 16, 2009, 11:08:22 PM
It doesn't matter, as by the time you play another game your skills won't be the same :P


How do you sing about 'dem bones if you don't know their names?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on October 25, 2009, 05:24:05 AM
You don't.

Why does good or bad/evil matter?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Moley on October 25, 2009, 09:50:53 AM
because people belive that relitive to them is relitive to the adveradge,

why does noone like poor spellers?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Sirbomber on October 25, 2009, 10:51:35 AM
They don't; people secretly like to keep poor spellers around them at all times because it makes them look smarter by comparison.

What you say?
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: Hidiot on October 25, 2009, 12:42:52 PM
.ecnatropmi tcerid fo gnihtoN


?ginyonna gintirw sdrawkcab sI
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: fighter on October 25, 2009, 01:22:41 PM
.oremoR nhoJ ,em llik tsum uoy ,emag eht niw oT



     Why did that answer actually fit the question?
 
Title: You've Got Stupid Questions
Post by: omagaalpha on March 22, 2010, 12:59:25 PM
Because made it so that it read right to left instand standard way left to right.

why did I choose after not going on forums for several months to post here in this thread?