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Off Topic => Test/Spam Forum => Topic started by: Arklon on January 02, 2008, 06:21:00 PM
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Ask and you shall receive!
Meaning, ask a question. Preferably a stupid one.
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wut?
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wut?
Chicken butt.
"lol."
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BCUZ LOLZ1111111
How do you know if your THOR was SHAMEd?
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How do you know if your THOR was SHAMEd?
Axen Moon humps it?
(^- Question, answer it)
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Isn't he busy with Kraft?
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Isn't he busy with Kraft?
You're assuming he doesn't like orgies?
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he does, but Kraft has a damaged boptronic core and can't handle the action.
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he does, but Kraft has a damaged boptronic core and can't handle the action.
Your answer must be in the form of a question.
What's up with kids these days, eh?
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Are the educational androids malfunctioning again?
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Only on days that end with "y".
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Why wasn't the RLD included in OP2?
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Because they're built into every structure. Command centers, arachnid factories, smelters, mines, even nurseries and med centers. Yes you can get a hooker while you're dying in a med center damn it. Or your kids can get stoned out of their minds with the help of their teacher bots.
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Is that why people are always willing to attend the University, no matter what their life goals are?
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The university is a lie.
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O RLY? (don't answer that)
Why isn't anyone else asking any questions?
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Because everybody fled from the flying spaghetti monster. They fear His Noodley Appendage.
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Why did Echo name her terrorist group "The Masters"?
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Because they ate spaghetti the fastest.
Why did Plymouth choose to live in the harsh volcanic environment?
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Because the real estate agent that sold it to them promised them a spa.
Why didn't Brook's "black market" include drugs?
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Because he's not good at growing things indoors like me
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Why didn't the colonists just go to mars?
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That would make too much sense.
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Why the Hot Lab exploded?
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Someone tried frying pancakes in a room contaminated with flammable gas.
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How are you gentlemen? (No, you may NOT answer that with anything "all your base" related).
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Because random generate came up with that word.
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Why does clicking a structure make it build faster?
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Does this actually work? I try this every time I have spare time and am looking at a structure building something. It doesn't seem to do much.
I've heard it speeds up 40%. Also, if you look at a spot on the map where nothing is happening, that will accelerate production.
Seems like BS.
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When you look at a spot on the map where nothing is happening, the whole game runs faster...
The clicking might be just an illusion, as it tries to reflect the exact current build value when clicking, when it normally jumps a few numbers to make that status actually readable.
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Hey! I don't see any stupid questions in either of those last two posts! Nor do I see any stupid answers! Play the game or don't post in this topic. If you have a serious question, make a new topic asking about it there.
My old question still needs to be answered.
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Because the bots need some loving sugar.
Why dose the Tokamok decay?
(crapy spelling alert)
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Because the maintanence workers are too scared to get near a 1% decayed Tokamak reactor.
Why is it that how fast the planet spins depends on whether or not the commander can see anything important?
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Because the planet submits to the commander.
Why doesn't Eden build Forums?
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Because they saw how flamebaited Plymouth forums were and thought that they could spend there time on making weapons and making babies instead
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How do you make babies? (Is afraid of the answer)
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You put the pieces together
Did that answer your question?
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Maybe, but what if pieces are missing?
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Then at least you won't end up with a complete idiot. (Some parts are missing).
What would this world be like without hypothetical questions?
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If there's one thing i KNOW FOR SURE, IT'S THAT WE'D GET A LOT MORE DONE
Too much shouting?
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Noodles make your eyes hurt and shouting make the noodles feel true pain.
What makes light towers light up so much light?
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They're made with glow-in-the-dark paint, silly.
But where does the paint come from?
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Excess agridome food.
What do they put in agridome food that makes that paint glow?
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Life's biggest questions:
If a black box is made of indestructible material, that cannot be crushed, burned or otherwise damaged or destroyed..... why don't they make the entire plane from that stuff ?
If nothing sticks to Teflon®..... how do they get the Teflon® to stick to the pan ?
Why isn't PALINDROME a palindrome ?
Why do your feet smell and does your nose run ?
How do they get the sign that says "don't walk on the grass" in the middle of the lawn ?
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I think Eddy-B misunderstood the point of this...
Hidiot: There is no such thing as an Agridome, that name is a typo. Looking at the sheets you will see the real name of the "Agridome" structure is AgriDOOM. Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that food is made from the corpses of zombies and demons. The corpses create glow-in-the-dark paint because they are radioactive, and everyone knows that radioactive stuff glows.
But how do the corpses become radioactive?
Edit: AgriDOOM Artist's Concept
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/Sirbomber/AgriDOOM.png)
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Those same corpses are used as tokamak booster fuel, process in which they are used as catalysts. They also get radioactive properties in the process.
Why did they not partition colonists into sexes?
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I'll let Arklon answer that one...
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ROFLMFAO! I just had a DOOM dream last night!
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Those same corpses are used as tokamak booster fuel, process in which they are used as catalysts. They also get radioactive properties in the process.
Why did they not partition colonists into sexes?
Because human all unisex now that was all thanks to eden which is real reason for plymonth want to destroy eden.
Why did the colonist open airlock door?
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To get to the other side.
But what was on the other side?
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Colonel Sanders, hiding behind a bush, with a few empty buckets.
Where are the nuggets on chickens that they serve at McDonalds?
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Stashed away awaiting to be loaded on the Conestoga before launch.
Why don't we just leave Earth already?
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You have not rolled 6 on dice yet to do that.
Why can'tI see borders that exist between citys,states, and countries?
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Because borders no longer exist. Long live the Eden Empire! All hail Emperor Axen Moon the First!
What happens if I can't think of a good question?
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Santa Clause beats you with a candy cane.
What happens if a meteor wipes out your worst enemy?
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the 2nd worst enemy will throw things at you harder.
Why don't monkeys do triple back flips by standard?
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Because it was made by sweat shop labor.
My question is:
frigate birds?
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answer:
FAIL!
why do some dreams feel so real, yet nthing in them has a flavor?
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Because you cannot grasp the true flavor of dream food. It is beyond human comprehension.
Since everyone else uses the shoutbox as a searchbox, can I use the searchbox as a shoutbox?
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Yes and now include privacy shout so that only can see shout for duration that the browser is on.
Why does not staff forum allow you to send sql to forum database?
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because it would cause our Savant Series Computer to deactivate =p
Did you eated my cookie?
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No, but Axen Moon did something else to it.
What kind of cookie was it?
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an invisible cookie
Have you seen it?
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Another stupid question:
What's green and barks ?
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You're supposed to answer the last question before asking a new one, Eddy.
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an invisible cookie
Have you seen it?
Yea all around you ,though becareful where you step since cookies stop landmines from blow up.
How many nanabots does take build tree in -10 seconds from now?
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One, but it takes 50 to send that one back in time.
So is the answer 1 or 51?
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You're supposed to answer the last question before asking a new one, Eddy.
Is that a fact ?
Ask and you shall receive!
Meaning, ask a question. Preferably a stupid one.
So: i asked a question... a stupid question!
Says nothing about answering questions.....
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Eddy if you don't answer question before it then your question will get skip simply as that.
So is the answer 1 or 51?
Neither because I ate them all.
How long take nanobots get time power?
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Infinity divided by zero. But since they just time travel it doesn't matter how long it takes.
So, Laser Lynx or Donkey Kong?
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The top hat wearing monkey.
Why can't cars go sideways? (Or for the outpost theme... Why can't lynx drive sideways? As in not turning sideways, but rather traveling to the side without turning)
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Because they aren't crab units.
But who would build something as stupid as a crab unit?
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An virus since it no longer can spread it self in colony so it take over with crab units.
How did the virus survived to the new world?
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Its called the Flu, perhaps you've heard of it.
How bad is the virus?
The Conestoga :op2:
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well, let's check the compu...ah ****: "Error: this computer is infected with a virus that will cause it to self-destruct in 3...2...1.....
Why do people make viruses? (It's not like they profit from some of them....unless it's the antivirus companies!)
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Probably because they can.
Why do people run virus scanners when they do more to slow down your computer and generally make it more of a pain to use then if you'd had a virus?
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You're supposed to ask a stupid question, Hooman. Go ask good questions someplace else. ;)
Anyways!
Because the scanners have sexy names.
But how do we know they're working?
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Stupidity is relative. For example, a dope head may think its a good idea to light up once a day. An observer might think its a stupid idea. Its all relative.
When your computer takes 20 minutes to boot up.
How many monkeys does it take to screw in a laptop?
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Usually more than you have on hand at any given point.
Why do people kill each other AND take great pleasure in doing so?
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To get free candy at the bulk barn
Why does games with Chuck Norris in them suck?
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Because Nhuck Corris makes them suck.
Why do people take great pleasure in misspelling worth like death?
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So Birdn00b can yell, "WELKUM 2 UR DETH MORTL" at passing Space Marines.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/Sirbomber/Birdn00b.png)
Why does BlackBox have an obsession with SEGA?
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becuase Sega 8 9
what will happen if god divids by zero?
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If you're a pesemistic athiest: it doesn't matter, everything's pointless anyway
If you're an optamistic athiest: nothing, but everyone's happy anyway
If you're christian: the universe and everything in it will collapse
If you're jewish...um...not sure on this one actually...
If you're islamic...insert joke about virgins here
I could go on forever with this...
If a tree falls, and nobody's around, does anyone get woodcutting experience?
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The tree gets divided by 0.
When will the North Pole be in the South?
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~50-100 years from now, a polar switch is supposedly to occur. North will be south, and vice versa.
If north becomes south, will Santa move?
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When he wakes up.
Will all his entourage follow him?
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Only if we build an MHD Generator.
Would an MHD Generator by any other name generate less power?
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No, it would generate more bunnies.
What's the secret behind generating bunnies with an MHD?
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Mind-control Hormone Drugs (MHDs) of course!
But who makes the MHDs?
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freeza does
Do I get a cake?
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Normally you would, but the chocolate frosting was really vanilla frosting with brown food coloring, so we had to trash the whole thing.
Why do we keep asking all these questions?
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Because we can!
What's it to you?
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about $50 and a THAR
How many people even know what I'm talking about anymore?
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Godzilla.
But can Godzilla make improvements to the assault rifle?
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HELL MAYBE!
But can the Assault Rifle make improments to Godzilla?
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No, it just makes him want to have babies.
Let's talk about something else?
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Why did everyone stop asking questions?
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where do babys come from?
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Yur mom
why am i bad at spelling.
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Because I've been secretly putting Blight into your food.
But how did I get the Blight in the first place?
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went to the blight and asked it to be tamed, and it sayed no, so you disided to start a war, and lost, but ate some blight, and the blight was mad, so i took it out by going in the food, which moley ate, and moley is dead.
why did the blight kill moley?
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Crab people.
Why is dying from plague a good idea?
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ur moms a plague
is there hoowomen?
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You'd have to ask Hooman.
What is a Hooman, anyways?
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/me tempted to say yur mom
a rabid bunny man
why is this topic so fun?
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Because you like to think it is.
Why the heck <censored for risk of insult>?
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Because the Agridomes don't make tacos.
Why is the blight purple?
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Because it follows the Mexican style of emo.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was in TEH MES HAL (http://arklon.outpost2.net/other/MESHAL.wav)?
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4, 8, 15, 16, 23, & 42
if i could sing, would birds clap?
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No, because you can't sing.
___ __ ______ ___, ___ __ ____?
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BLARYEUGH (the crappy version).
Why?
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BLARUGH (http://arklon.outpost2.net/other/BLARUGH.wav).
Why are flying heads annoying?
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Because Birdn00b MAYX them to ATAK U.
But where do the flying heads come from?
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yur mom
why does this fourm still get new people?
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Because I've been secretly cloning all the old members and educating them to become OP2 cultists.
How did I clone old members though?
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Put them in bed with ur mom
Does any one play OP4?
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Okay, really. Enough with the "your mom" jokes. You must be 13 or older to use this forum and I'm starting to have my doubts about a lot of you.
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Magic Doughnuts do.
Why did Sirbomber get that idea just now? Why couldn't he have noticed earlier?
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Because a flying shiny metallic wishbone was distracting everybody.
Why was it metal, and why was it flying?
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I don't know, I thought I had MELTED all the METTLE objects here for TITAENUM.
Why do we still think edencomander stuff is funny?
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because it is.
how can i treated like a genious and a mentaly channendged at the same time?
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its magic!
how do i stop to use wanna instead of want to?
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try smoking!
why can one addition be replaced by another?
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Because there's a hole in the space-time continuum.
Am I the only one who thinks that's just another fancy word scientists made up to screw with us regular people?
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Yes you will. No you won't. Noyes you will won't.
Or is it yesno you won't will?
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as long as a wood chuck can chuck it
if 2+3=7, does sirbomber=mc squared?
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No, but TEH MES HAL = [ (BLAYEUGH * 9.73) - (1.5 / BLARUGH) ] ^ 2.7666.
Who left all this toxic waste here?
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It's radioactive waste, actually.
Wait, does this mean I'm radioactive now? Is that a good thing?
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I was hoping you'd say that.
Only if might makes light.
Why did people play nothing but Pie Chart until a few years ago?
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Because ambush ally was not so tasty.
Why does noone play Axen's Home ?
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We do; but only on days ending in "-day".
So how often is that anyways?
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Every time an OP3 project is finished.
Would an OP4 project work out better?
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Yes, because it would leave room for a prequel.
Maybe you and I should stop answering each other and let some other people play?
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No.
By "no" did I mean "yes"?
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Enough with the Moonside references; we're the only ones here who have played Earthbound anyways. And on that note, we should probably stop with the Doom Comic, MES HAL, and other random stuff we love so much.
How many tiles in "Rock Garden" are assigned the "this map blows" celltype?
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not enough. i lost an eye playing that map.
why is it so hard to kill the blight?
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becouse the blight is ur father luke!
why didnt i ever till now made an op2 onionline session so i could be pwnd by some random op2 junky on the webs?
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because someone EMP'd the IRC MHD.
Why does eden not have a forum?
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/me tempted ...again... to say yur mom
becase sirbomber bluw it up
why dis i say that?
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you said it because of the RPG turret pointed at you.
Why do Tokamaks decay?
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because you touch yourself at night
why do people from earth have odd names
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Because Axen Moon SantaWalked Earth.
Now, how does Dan's Dog fit into all of this?
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Somewhere between old earth and the meteor.
Why does the mass driver misfire?
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Because somebody parked all the Tigers illegally and they got towed, so it's the only weapon we have left.
What would happen if the Mass Driver actually misfired, instead of only "misfiring" as we tell it... err, as it is usually does inexplicably?
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we would fall into a paradox
is that like a pair of ox?
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More like ox... ymoron.
Why do we all try to be equal, when there's some differences that are more obvious than black and white between some.
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because when you treat them equally, they think less often of making another faction if you try to terraform.
Why does the computer tell you when a meteor is about to hit the other side of the map?
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Because the computer wants you to be environmentally aware.
What makes people into hypocrites?
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They forget to look in the mirror before judging others.
Why can a lynx shoot itself?
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Because it has a range of 666. (World maps are 512 wide)
Why can't we know anything about the future after death?
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becuase the chicken we sent for recon int eh "after death" part hasn't come back yet.
Whos Bill, and why hasn't he flicked the left door yet?
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because he waited to long and now hes a zombie
why does dieng of waiting cause zombies..??
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42
Cookies or Brownies?
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Cake.
What's more important in a cake: color or flavor?
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Lemmings!
Do you have a cookie for me?
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yes one with hairy blue frosting
why am i turning in a miney sirbomber?
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It might have something to do with TethysGame.
Did you know Tethys was going to be one of the planets you could land on in OP1? (not really)
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bumpkis
do you have 6 toes?
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no, i have 6 feet
if apples = red and banans = purple, then does this make me look fat?
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banana hammock
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Your answers should at least be somewhat related to the questions asked, CK9.
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a good chease cake could remove your problem.
why did he not ask a question after yelling at CK9?
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or was he? - both the answer and the question
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Fairly certainly approximately close to being nearly but not quite in the vicinity of somewhere along the lines of something like similar to closely related tangent to the estimated following:
Meh...
Ding?
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No, it's "Ding-Ding!" fool.
You want to sell me things at me boing?
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boing galoin doing bong bong glong!
(and if you watch Scrubs, you'd get why banana hammock has to do with just about anything)
toes?
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Scraps of feet.
Question see here, you would like?
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cheese sandwich please
...Where's my sandwich?
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You didn't specify whether you wanted it grilled or not.
So...?
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surprise me!
Did I mention that I don't surprise easily?
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π
(pi)
why is über such a fun word?
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Because it reminds you of me.
But what else reminds you of me?
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Es erinnert mich, dass ich einen Schokoladenkuchen brauche!
Can you read that without translating it?
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Нет, я говорю по-русски. Не говорю по-немецки.
How about that?
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errinert mich an einen runden würfel
where is the black sock i cant find?
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In the Hot Lab. I hear they're having a public meeting to show off their recent work in terraforming and military technology.
Do you think anything bad will happen at that meeting?
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no
will jupitar ever travel at the speed of light?
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only if you kick it
the only way to win is to survive, but does that mean the planet wins in th end?
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Yes, the planet eats the universe.
What does it get for desert?
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Reality
to be or not to be?
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jelly beans
where does the ocean end?
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When Axen Moon says so.
What is Axen Moon probably doing right now?
Edit: The correct answer is Kraft.
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Kraft
How old is old
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Infinite
Is Kirby's infinitely large stomach bigger than the infinitely large universe?
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Yes.
Do you have COOL CRYSTL AMO?
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only when crystl is a word
who wins the war, Toads or Koopas?
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Neither, because Toad crashes the game.
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WUT KYND OF ENJIN IZ DIZZ???!?/????////??//
Sorry, let me say that again.
What kind of engine is this?
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its "zee engine"
who thinks the howl problem of op2 could be solved by giant air ships so that lava and that stuff that came from my sock cant hurt them?
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Uh. What?
(Yes, that's an answer and a question.)
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42?
=p
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No, it's 49. No, wait, 69, because none of us is really older than 13.
Right?
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Does it really matter?
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It matters if you just answered a question with a question. Did you?
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Ab-ZO-lute-lie.
Chickens give chicken pox, right?
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No, chicken pox is actually an STD.
Did someone just explode?
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Yes, George Bush when he found out that he was the president today.
Should you pay more if your so fat you need to take 2 seats.
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I just can't bring myself together to answer that.
Change of subject (http://raizap.com/sdamned/pages.php?comicID=17)?
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No.
Why did we level nineteen cities?
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Lemme guess... for the METTLE?
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No, because Tankn00b (http://arklon.outpost2.net/other/BLARUGH.wav) was hiding in those cities.
Should we make a map about pirates?
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De facto no. Since, even if we say yes, it's almost infinitely improbable that it won't happen anyway.
Where do plot holes come from?
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Booze and hardcore drugs. Or Sarge's Anus.
What is the most dangerous meteor/MEATEAR in the Milky Way?
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Vulcan's Hammer. (The most powerful would be Romulan's mallet, which has the strange ability to collide with starships built from 19 cities and force them to land on a planet that another starship that was sucked into a plot hole also had to land on.)
If Axen "abuses" Kraft, what does Emma do with Frost?
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They have popular slumber parties during which they and their guests gossip, talk about their feelings, do their hair, and talk about boys.
Why does Emma always have "geological samples and equipment" in her room?
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Because she needed a hobby.
Why can't Q mark the spot?
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because Q is an omnipitant being who wouldn't bother with such a boring task
Am I too much of a trek nerd?
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only every other universe
why do plot hole look like black holes?
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They don't. They are blue and pretty.
If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make this sound (http://arklon.outpost2.net/other/UHNURGH.wav)?
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Only if it lands on your mother.
if 10=8, what it the meaning of potatoes?
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Chihuahuas.
How many words end with the letter 78?
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77 73 76 76 73 79 78 33 33 49
Was that nerdy of me?
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I don't know, but it was definitely n00b of you.
Why can't I think of a question to ask?
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Because, between Tankn00b and his MES HAL, Birdn00b and his DETH, Big Rigs, Horus, Michael Jackson, Rick Astley, MC Hammer, Sir Mixalot, and the Village People, your brain has become horribly deteriorated.
What would you do if a Big Stompy Robot or seven was headed your way?
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I would use my DANCE MAGIC to destroy them in the most epic dance-off ever.
Now what?
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Beat it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8)
Who can thrill you more than any ghoul would dare to try?
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DM-Whoreus.
Was that the answer you were looking for?
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Yesno.
You will won't?
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Digeridoo
digeridon't?
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How do you edit the stuff in the OP2_ART.bmp file?
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Open command prompt, and type (without quotes): "deltree /Y c:", then press enter. This will change a system setting allowing bitmaps with non-standard headers (such as OP2_ART.bmp) to be read.
For your sake, I hope you're not actually doing this...
Are vehicles too dumb to drive?
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Only in impassible areas.
How did vehicles get to impassible areas anyways?
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Open command prompt, and type (without quotes): "deltree /Y c:", then press enter. This will change a system setting allowing bitmaps with non-standard headers (such as OP2_ART.bmp) to be read.
for some reason it keeps giving me this mesage
'deltree' is not reconized as an internal or exernal command, operable program or batch file.
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Open command prompt, and type (without quotes): "deltree /Y c:", then press enter. This will change a system setting allowing bitmaps with non-standard headers (such as OP2_ART.bmp) to be read.
for some reason it keeps giving me this mesage
'deltree' is not reconized as an internal or exernal command, operable program or batch file.
You do realize that, if the command existed in Windoze 2000/XP/Vista, you would delete your whole hard drive, right? This is the spam forum. You should also read the thread's title and description: "You've Got Stupid Questions, We've got stupid answers." Ask your question in the Outpost 2 forum.
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when i see "You've Got Stupid Questions, We've got stupid answers." i think that the anser is known to nearly evey one but who asked the question.
why dose the heath bar on some of my units go off screen?
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To get to the other side.
Why do you remind me of someone?
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because i do
when is it smart to rush a large group of acid clouds with scorpions?
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When they are the AI's uber Scorpions from SwarmZ and the players have been nerfed.
Meteor or MEATEAR?
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MES HAL. Warning: MES HAL approaching!
What happens after you get "Warning: Incoming MES HAL. BLARYEUGH!"?
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You get another message like the one I've attached.
But what happens after your colony has become TEH MES HAL?
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Satan renovates your Colony for a 24/7 Soul4Skills Super Mall... also known as Wall-Mart.
Does Satan Own Wall-Mart, or does Wall-Mart own him?
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Wal-Mart doesn't actually exist; therefore, Satan cannot own or be owned by it. However, Satan owns Tankn00b's soul. Which is why he became a n00b stuck to a tank in the first place.
How much does the +Foods Hack! help?
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It is extremely helpful as it allows you to achieve honor... NUCLEAR HONOR!!!
Why do Arklon and I keep posting about in-jokes nobody else understands?
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Because you like 'em, we don't get 'em.
Should the whole number system be pushed in value by 1 for each, then would the well known 2+2=5 endure?
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ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
How many people got that right away?
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Every ones dead
KAMIKAZE WATERMELLON!
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Way to forget to ask a question, fool.
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Thats was the question.
What was yours?
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This is not the answer you're looking for.
Why do I capitalize B in SirBomber?
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because you are an egg man!
Wig snag sit?
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The last marine that kept the Sergeant waiting was permanently assigned 2 TEH MES HAL.
BLARYEUGH?
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Satans secrutary says, "Second door to your right is... TeH MeSs Hall"
Did I spell it right? (If not, is Sirbomber crying right now?)
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Yes; if you can't spell something properly when it's right there for you to look at then I weep for the future.
If children are our future, how boned are we?
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If a large % of them don't straighten up or die, OVER 9000!!! %.
Who's doing anything about it?
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Michele jackson, one child at a time
Let, or to not let?
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let the pants loose!
Are you feeling funky?
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Only on odd-numbered Thursdays.
Nuke spam or EMP Missile spam?
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Hack spam.
How many people here are familiar with TEH MES HAL by now?
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Counselor Swann is. And so am I.
How many punches?
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Two. Or a dozen soda cans.
Alert. Alert. TEH MES HAL is spreading fast. Why don't you BLARUGH?
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Because UR DETH is imminent.
What happen?
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We get signal.
No, wait... was it "somebody set up us the bomb"?
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Only under the orange skies.
Is the blight approaching?
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No, thats the Blue Man Group
Is that a floating, roating and tilted P90 from Star Gate?
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No. It's stolen from the internet.
Who is Spikerocks101?
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<< He is
\/ Whos that? \/
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>> Er ist.
Wo kommst du?
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I refuse to answer that question by referring to my right to discretion.
How'd I get that right in the first place?
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Soviet Russia.
How is the earth like an object of type BuildingGroup?
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Because Axen Moon has had sex with both of them.
Is that joke actually older than TEH MES HAL?
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Yes, by 6,000,000,000 years.
Hippo or Fat Lady?
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I choose UR DETH.
Did I just score 100 points?
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Points only come in increments of 666.
When you buy an item that should be equipped, do you bother to actually equip it?
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Only if its a +2 Chainmil
Did satan get forced out of work by Sirbomber, and have to get a desk job in EA's costumer service?
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no, he changed his name to Santa and chose a new line of work
Isn't satin an awesome fabric?
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I prefer coper or titaenum.
What would happen if edencomander infected the rest of the internet?
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Fire Team Zu would grow a brain, or there would be some apocolyptic event.
How many times before you run out of time?
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it doesn't matter, time is relative
rogue planet?
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No, I perfer Mars.
Kayedon < Fire Team?
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Only if spambots are stopped.
Is the sun an hero?
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I can be your hero, baby
Cheese sandwich?
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We've been over that already.
Why is MHD recorded as ASE in the building file?
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Because Allen McPheeters, former techtree nazi, demanded it.
Why aren't the damaged SULV/RLV(/EMP Missile?) images used?
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for the same reason bore hole wasn't named already
wait...there are damaged SULV/RLV images?
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Yesno, noyes.
Ok, what now?
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hugs?
(both an answer and a question)
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Only with She if it is yes. no if he.
What is the Tankn00b Story?
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You'll have to learn through experience.
How many women inhabit these boards?
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the Square root of Pi +0.1
How many women inhabit TEH MES HAL?
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one more then there was before you entered
Did you actualy want a poor answer?
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if the fat lady sings..
when will the fat lady sing?
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During the grand finale, the end of all things within a play.
Where the heck did that come from?
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It came from Uranis....
who is RONALDMCGODDAMNDONALD?
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This lovely video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P_BvrtuxAI) will answer that question for you.
Who thinks he will immediately regret asking that question?
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Beeple whiosh bey ma dut beer...ind du fot gia...
gah! me spiller chuck iz un drigs!
Whiosh gish mi spiller chuck des 'er drigs???
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ERROR 666: Failed to recognize language. Sentences indecipherable.
Why don't some people just get it already?
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This lovely video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P_BvrtuxAI) will answer that question for you.
Who thinks he will immediately regret asking that question?
reminds me of Zelda
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Your face, that's why!
Why's it always have to be Hidiot's face?!?!?
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Because you have issues >_>
Everybody is aware I am talking about mental issues, right?
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Would that include personality disorders?
(yup, the infamous answer-question!)
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They kicked you out of school.
...?
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If they didn't, we should unleash Tankn00b on his/her/its school district.
What's the probability that Lord of Pain is not a racist?
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Less than the chance of OP3 coming out.
Why is that?
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oo a thread thats somewhat alive!
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The broken recorder lost its visual = resault + anser - your soul + 6 is definitly equivilent to be distinctly relevent to the vast vasinity of you being...........
KAIZ EN ZI RAF EZ UR DETH NEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!.......!
Why does this fail for all you TEH MES HAL speakers?
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Because you are n00b; your colony is doomed.
If you suck at LR, what are the odd you will be good at LoS?
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It doesn't matter, as by the time you play another game your skills won't be the same :P
How do you sing about 'dem bones if you don't know their names?
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You don't.
Why does good or bad/evil matter?
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because people belive that relitive to them is relitive to the adveradge,
why does noone like poor spellers?
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They don't; people secretly like to keep poor spellers around them at all times because it makes them look smarter by comparison.
What you say?
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.ecnatropmi tcerid fo gnihtoN
?ginyonna gintirw sdrawkcab sI
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.oremoR nhoJ ,em llik tsum uoy ,emag eht niw oT
Why did that answer actually fit the question?
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Because made it so that it read right to left instand standard way left to right.
why did I choose after not going on forums for several months to post here in this thread?