I am definitly stranger than when I left. *tells of tale*
Yes, first there was a girl who tried to get me to ask her out ... then there were all these poets that attacked this chatroom I was in. I fought off the poets with xfir. Xfir and I made a great team that one time. Then I went through the period of time I spent much time with the monks Ryman and Rudorf. I learned the ways of the random spirits. I became an internet personality and lots of ladies would talk to me.
I ran in a mock election for president of the United States, won the primaries in a landslide after a brutal campaign, and won the general election very easily. My AIM account was hacked twice. I was temporary married to someone online ... then hours later it was realized it was a mistake caused by suffering through 2 hours of chemistry online. We eventually got a divorse. Then, I started Third Corner to the Left, but there were technical difficulties, and someone else started a forum and stole the community I would have had. During the time, I met a girl, we liked each other, started doing "predating." Unfortunately, after I told her I hacked the competition, things ended within days. During the next month, I went through the trials of the poet with nothing optimistic to say. My forum was getting 400 posts a day. I exited the trials with writing Philbonians. I got back together with that one girl, and we were together for seven months, then things got complicated. Now Third Corner shut down due to legal trouble, and I am the Chief Administrator of Second Pizza to the Right: