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Off Topic => Test/Spam Forum => Topic started by: CK9 on April 07, 2005, 10:54:52 AM
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okay, so I am using termenology that I picked up at other forums, anyway, vote!
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I am definitly stranger than when I left. *tells of tale*
Yes, first there was a girl who tried to get me to ask her out ... then there were all these poets that attacked this chatroom I was in. I fought off the poets with xfir. Xfir and I made a great team that one time. Then I went through the period of time I spent much time with the monks Ryman and Rudorf. I learned the ways of the random spirits. I became an internet personality and lots of ladies would talk to me. :) I ran in a mock election for president of the United States, won the primaries in a landslide after a brutal campaign, and won the general election very easily. My AIM account was hacked twice. I was temporary married to someone online ... then hours later it was realized it was a mistake caused by suffering through 2 hours of chemistry online. We eventually got a divorse. Then, I started Third Corner to the Left, but there were technical difficulties, and someone else started a forum and stole the community I would have had. During the time, I met a girl, we liked each other, started doing "predating." Unfortunately, after I told her I hacked the competition, things ended within days. During the next month, I went through the trials of the poet with nothing optimistic to say. My forum was getting 400 posts a day. I exited the trials with writing Philbonians. I got back together with that one girl, and we were together for seven months, then things got complicated. Now Third Corner shut down due to legal trouble, and I am the Chief Administrator of Second Pizza to the Right:
(http://www.hosted-forum.com/uploads/secondpizza/post-7-1112850892.gif)
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I'm the weirdest!!! :D (haha. i don't think CK9 knew people were going to vote for themselves. :))
Vote for me!! Vote for me!!! :ph34r: :blink: :unsure:
:whistle: :heh:
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actually, I knew that somone would, but I thought it would be beta
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anyone that remembers my spaming days would say Im the weardist
remember, I am the nincompoop!!
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maybe I should have had a nominating thread...
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I don't know if that would work, most people would nominate themselves. Everyone seems to have voted for themself.
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Har-de-har
:D
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after enough votes are collected, the top 2 or 3 will be in another poll
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*didn't see Beta's earlier post*
Spamming days, very wild? I can outspam you.
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Did some one say spam?
SPAM!
SPAMMYSPAM!!
(http://www.bearkey.com/photos/1093973822-spam.gif)
ahaha, you spelt my name wrong you weenie! Poo on you!
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*blinks* someone here actually thinks that I'm strange? Well, I guess I am a little...
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Hey wait a minute!! How did I end up on this poll? lol I'm not weird. (Or at least thats what the little voices inside my head tell me) lol J/K. May the weirdest one win. lol
BTW I voted OP2Patriot cause he is weird with his "strange ability" lol (It is kinda cool though)
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why isn't my ass on the list :'( you cant be stranger then me i chalange you to a .... strange fight tell me why you would be stranger then me
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I perfected Virtual Dancing.
And could write a strategy guide to it.
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what if you were like a polar bear and you like started dancing?
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sorry zero, but you're not strange to me, you're a lot like it2000us with a lot of your posts, and that's just what I see everyday.
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YAY!!! this poll is proving that I'm not strange. lol :P I have a totall of 0 votes. (Yesssss!!!! *does a victory dance* lol)
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mustang, I haven't voted yet *evil grin*
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I'm tied with Beta. Noooo!
*sends Betaray defected microwaves rigged to blow up first time they are used*
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hmm...beta and phil will have to have a contest
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hmm, what should we do?
I know, we'll see who can blow the planet up the fastest!!
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We've done that!
I say a spamming contest (it'd stay confined to one thread) would be ideal for me.
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what thread?
because I can spam CHICKENS anywhere buddy
lol
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I can spam so many posts so fast your head would spin. If we are to do a challenge, we should see how many posts we can squeeze in 5 minutes.
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well before I used 56k and it took a very long time to load the pages, now I have DSL (thumbsup)
but it has been a while since my spamming days, I have to get back in that mind set
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Also, to show our true potential, we'd need one of the admins to turn off flood control until our contest is over.
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and how would this prove who is strangest?
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Well, see, I can post more than 3 posts a minute, and 3 posts a minute will greatly slow me down.
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How about I come up with the contest, one that doesn't require spam...
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or we just get another guy to vote and break the tie
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I still have to vote on the one person here I think is the strangest...tough choice...
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yes, very
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Dont stop with a 5min contest see who can spam the forum so much, to cause the servers this forum is hosted on to crash.
Now that woud be some serious spamming from quite a few comps at once!!!!
*Mez thinks up his evil plan to rule the world, it invloves servers spamming each other to death, with real spam muhaaaaahaaa muhaaahaaaa*
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Okay, believe it or not, let's say I happen to do one post per second ... that will not crash the server. If it did, then the server was probably made out of toothpicks and wood glue.
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phil gets it, because I remembered the time he acted super serious...creepy *shivers*
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lol, phil serious?
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it was scary!
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I am fully capable of being serious for matters which require serious discussion. I may use a joke or two, but I do that for the sake of lightening the mood.
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Okay, believe it or not, let's say I happen to do one post per second ... that will not crash the server. If it did, then the server was probably made out of toothpicks and wood glue.
The server has quad Xeon 2.8 ghz CPUs and 1 gig of RAM. It would take hundreds of times that amount of traffic to cause any major instabilities.
(Even then, heavy traffic would at most probably crash apache (the webserver) or mysql (the database server). It surely wouldn't bring down the whole system).
... haha, you :spam: mers, You think we need to *disable* flood control? :hack:
... I think Phil is the strangest forumite. Lol. (You all know it! :P)
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hehehe, when votes reach 20, I'll remake the poll with the top three
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well at least im #2
wich I need to make right now
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I retake the lead! I am only suggesting a temporary absense of the flood control mechanism. Perhaps we could hold the contest at my forum, where I can eliminate flood control there and put it back.
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5 more votes please
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Meh. I am so strange that it's not so strange by now... *starts clipping his fingernail off his 13th toe*
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4 more voters needed...
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i tied it agian lol, i know beta better than phill, so i had to... :P
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I agree with plymoth45. I remember killer's and Keith’s forums when beta was the spam master. Then again Patriot was up there too :P
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3 votes to go
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The vote is tied ... bummer. Dueling pistols!
I remember that I was so good at spamming that there were a couple times that both xfir AND CK9 begged me to stop.
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Even between Beta and Patriot :)
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*thinks* Oh, I remember that now!
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*sigh* still 1 more to go...
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I voted for CK9, but seriously though, your all freakin' nuts. lol.
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3 way tie, time for new poll as tie-breaker :D (thanks phantom)