okay, time to revive this topic with a new list including most the old items:
tip 1: harrass someone once a day. Eventually, they will be trying to bribe yu to stop.
tip 2: try to get the root admin mad at you. If you mysteriously dissapear, everyone will know why.
tip 3: reply to every topic. Even whe you have nothing to add, maby you can get the topic to something easier to add on to.
tip 4: spam the shout box. Reaching the maximum allowed shouts can really relax you.
tip 5: PM everyone with spam messages. You don't really want to talk with them, just let them know you are still there...watching their every move.
tip 6: accuse someone of cheating when you haven't ever played against them and post that they are a cheater all over the forum. That way, you can knock out your competition easier.
tip 7: try to post a message every hour that only contains smilies. If you don't get your point accross the first time, try again.
tip 8: try to hack the OPU Bot. Make several attempts, because the thing is on a macintosh and you never know when it will disconnect.
tip 9: make a virus that only deletes OP2 files and send it to everyone on the forum. Enough said.
and finally...
Tip 10: make a 50 MB pic and post it in every topic on the forum at least twice.
remember, these tips are not suggested to anyone, and if I lern of anyone actually following them, I will hit you over the head with a summer sausage (that's all they are good for anyway).
