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Offline Hooman

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Bad Math Joke
« on: September 30, 2009, 11:50:10 PM »
Well examining todays shouts, I was reminded of the following bad math joke from my days in the Math department at university.


So this guy was in an insane asylum for the mathematically insane. He'd run around every day shouting at people "I'm going to differentiate you!" They were all a little intimidated by this and tended to quickly run away.

Then, one day, he runs up to a new guy and shouts "I'm going to differentiate you!" But the new guy isn't afraid and doesn't run away. This continues for a little while, but the new guy still isn't afraid and makes no attempt to leave. Finally, the crazy shouting guy stops for a moment, looks at the new guy and asks in a puzzled tone, "how come you don't run away like everyone else?" The new guy replies, "I'm e^x."
 
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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2009, 09:25:30 AM »
*falls over laughing*  That's perfect!  Best bad math joke I know:

"pi r^2" "No!  Pie are round!"
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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2009, 08:55:30 PM »
Should be "Pie is round" other person "pie r^2 you know..."

edit: i remember this, it was funny Sketch Show
« Last Edit: October 01, 2009, 08:56:58 PM by Spikerocks101 »
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2009, 02:14:25 PM »
Honestly , i didn't see that coming..

because i forgot all about differentiating. But come to think of it; e^x differentiates to e^x .. so yeah, it's a good joke!
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2009, 11:12:33 PM »
Found some jokes that can be considered math jokes (they're used in engineering classes to help teach concepts), hehe:

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29A: The apartment number of the beast

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Have you heard of Base 2 Ball?

One...
Ten...
Eleven strikes you're out!

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Q: Why did the binary number blush?
A: Probably because of two's complement.

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Q: How can you analyze the Pase Doble in the frequency domain?
A: With the La Passe Transform!

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A bunch of scientists and engineers were rather drunk, and when one decided to yell out his favorite equation, "E = MC^2," others started to follow suit.
"F = ma"
"a^2 + b^2 = c^2"
but when one engineer yelled out "F = c*(d/dt)(x1 - x0)" the crowd groaned and the yelling stopped. He later apologized to his friend, "I didn't mean to put a damper on things..."

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F = kx, y = (x1 + x2 + x3 + ...), a = g, BLUE SCREEN...
Spring, Summer, Fall, Win-tear.

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When it comes to floating point arithmatic, who cares about the exponent and sign bits? They're not significand.
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2009, 10:09:49 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2009, 10:13:35 AM »
lol, it's funny 'cause noone will ever get it.  I was hesitant at first because of all the stupid Rick-rolling that's been going on all over the place.
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« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2009, 10:22:48 AM »
yes rick rolling is old and tasteless. and im sure some one will get it.
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