Outpost-universe Versus The Terrible Lagman!

[Slaughter (PhodoX)]

This history begins when Edencommander played Floodplains with six people, on dial-up and downloading at the last time. The overlag was so ubergreat that is computer blowed, and he was almost burned. After he treated these burns, he discovered to have a power to "Lag" running people and computers, absorb people's and computer's speeds, and to lag even time himself. Them, he began to call himself "Lagman".

All this begins when the people at Oupost Universe begins to get UBERLAG, even when it should be fast as hell when playing Outpost2. When Leviathan discovered, it was too late, as the Lagman as laggin all the computers of the world, and even time itself. Sending them around all ages and places through "Lag breaches", they plan to defeat his lagged plans by finding a way to speed up the universe. Will they defeat the lagged atempt of the Lagman, or they will lag?

(Only one setence with two lines, and with open end)

Let's go, them!

[Savant 231-A]

Yay, where is mega-man to save us?
Help us Mega-man!

[lordly_dragon]

This is broadband anti-lag air group Hawk ....huh we are detecting a small lag force coming in bearing and we request permission 22-89 permission to engage!    

[Freeza-CII]

*plugs in a shared internet lan line in to edencommanders skull.

problem solved.

[lordly_dragon]

(its a continous story isn't) This is HQ ...negative..negative... the damage isn't big enough Omega signal emited abord mission, fall back ASAP

[Savant 231-A]

(Communication scramble)
 SAVANT station on-line... Using GPS signals to indentifiy
.........................
.........................
Done, Enemy:
Status:
---
HULL: 98%
Weapon array: 100%
Shield array: On-line
---
Premilinary data finished.

Starting up Plasma added EMP molecules
............................
DONE
Adding atoms of plutonium
............................
DONE
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-

Firing Coordinates:
30,94
132,33

10
9
8
ABORTED

Codename: lordly_dragon in the Blast Radius

Fire? [y]

FIRE
.
.
.
HIT!
Scanning:
---
Hull: Breached
Weapon Array: 20%
Shield Array: off-line
Codename: lordly_dragon: ON-Line
---


Transmission to lordly_dragon:

TRANSMITTING:

AWC has sent orders to bombard inside Lagman structure, use Anti-Lag missles to breach the 2nd hull and target the main computer core.

CE has reported that the Lagman is colder than building, don't use heat-seeked missles!

DOD will rearm and refuel you in the air, be there in 1000 hours

SBP: None, leave that to ground forces

and

AFB has said if you fail, they will have to lunch their Nuke Bombers


GOOD LUCK.

[lordly_dragon]

Hawk group leader Lordly_Dragon to HQ: god damnit...this shot downed 2/3rd of my squad...Furthermore I have been severly damaged. Requesting permission to be repaired on repair  bay 21. Furthermore the damage report to my squadron is as follow

Hawk leader:
Hull: Breached
Weapon Array: 20%
Shield Array: off-line
Codename: lordly_dragon: ON-Line

Hawk 2:
Hull : integrity critical
Weapon Array: 0%
Shield Array: off-line
Codename: Hellow :online

Hawk 3:
Hull: lowly damaged
Weapon Array: 50%
Shield Array: On-Line
Codename: Appolo :on-Line

Hawk 4:
Hull: Breached
Weapon Array: 40%
Shield Array : Off-Line
Codename: Starbuck: On-Line

Hawk 5 to twelve are repported down

Over


( I just love BSG... but we should do a forum RP about some sort of futuristic thing like we are the crew of a ship or a thing like that)

[instigator]

HQ to Hawk leader:

Negative. We must not compromise our mission. Sit low and wait for further orders.

[TRIX Rabbit]

Engineer CypherD to Hawk Leader:

I Advise your squad to decrease packet rate by 5% to allow shields to recharge.

Engineering team: Zeta

CypherD, Chief Engineer, Lt. Commander
Specialty: Network Physics

Zeerox, Lieutenant
Specialty: Hardware Repair

TRIXSIX, Lt. Commander
Specialty: Magnetics, Modular Systems

[Savant 231-A]

SAVANT ORBITAL SATTELITE ONLINE

TRANSMITING DATA:

Hawk group, check your scanners, EMP blast must have it malfunctioned! All of your equipment is 3 times better than the sensors say!

ADD: This shot cought you in the borders of it, no permanent damage should appear.


The Target was LAGMAN. NOT YOU!


DOD siad th....(LAGMAN PATCHES THROUGH)

PITFUL HUUMANS, YOUR PATHETIC TRYES TO DESTRY ME ARE OBSELETE. PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!...LAGMAN OUT!


This is Savant Station, Lagman is opening Silos on his head! ITS THE NUKES! HE HAS NUKES ON HID DAMN HEAD! DEFON-1 I REPEAT DEFCON-1!

His nukes are aimed to:
-NY
-LA
-Cambera
-Brasilia
-London
-Washington DC
-Berlin
-SAVANT STATION?!
HOLY ****!

To HQ and everybody down there: Savant station is not able to shoot all the nukes! SAVANT STATION is equiped with 2 power-lasers with 10 min recharge to full power. We can fire without full power, than the blast won't even rupture this Nukes class LAG!

The list goes on:
-João Pessoa
-Toftir
-Stavanger
-Roosendaal
-Brisbane
-Laval
-Champagnole
-Belém
-Cold Lake


CODE RED: Enemy is targeting forumites! OPU forumites.

Stop the NUKES... NOW!!!

SAVANT STATION WILL BE ABLE TO shoot 4 OF THEM, two now two later.
The nukes will hit their destination in 1200 hours!
It's 1145 alredy!

GO GO GO!


 

[Freeza-CII]

War and chaos.  Thats all I see.  The time is now to strike when they dont know.

Launch the nukes and prepare my jacket for a new medal.

[CK9]

*walks up behind the lkagman and hits him hard over the head with a lead pipe*

[Savant 231-A]

This ain't Silent Hill lol.

(about your sig; "****NEW SIG SOON TO COME! WOOT!****" where is it?)