What...

[CK9]

...would you say is your 'theme song'?

for me, Painted Black:

I see a red door and I want it painted black.
No colors any more I want them to turn black

I see the gods walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until the darkness goes

I see a line of cars they've been painted black
With crosses and my love never to come back

Most people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a stillborn baby they're all dead anyway

Maybe then I'll fade away and you can face the facts
It's not easy, really, when your whole world is black
I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door and its pattern paint is black
No more will my green sea turn a deeper blue
I could not forsee this thing happening to you

Most people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a stillborn baby they're all dead anyway

I want it painted, painted, painted black
I want it painted, painted, painted black
Black as night, black as white, black, black, black
Painted, painted, painted black, black, black
Black, black, black...
black, black, black...
 

[Betaray]

The sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
The sun's as warm as a baked potato.
I think I know precisely what I mean,
When I say it's a shpadoinkle day.

And as I ride with my girl,
She's my best friend in the whole world!
We'll move along, set our goals high
With eyes full of hope as we aim for the...

Sky is blue and all the leaves are green.
My heart's as full as a baked potato.
I think I know precisely what I mean,
When I say it's a shpadoinkle day!
When I say it's a happy-go-moinkaly lucky shpadoinklely...dayyyyyy.

[Sirbomber]

If I had a theme song it probably wouldn't have words... or would be in a foreign language, or maybe only have a few words in English. Even better, broken English. Anything that makes it harder for any of you to understand what it's about.

But for now, I'll considerthe prospect of having a theme song...

[Betaray]

[Noon] I know that there's more to life than women.
I just can't seem to figure out what else there is.
I don't need it every night, every morning would be just fine.
A little sex, that's all I'm askin' for.
That's all I'm askin' for!

[Miners] That's all he's askin' for!

[Noon] Something I can test, a gal would suit me best.
I got a thing to use, I know what to use it for.
A girl I can love, and kiss, and hold, and fu...
That's all I'm askin' for!

[Bell] Now I don't wanna be rich for the sake of women.
I wanna be rich for the sake of our lord.
Enough to build a church where everyone can come.
Enough for the lord, that's all I'm askin' for.
That's all I'm askin' for!

[Miners] That's all he's askin' for!

[Humphrey] It ain't a lot to ask.
I'm sure we'll get it fast.
A friend of mine was mining and he made a lot of cash.
He made a gazillion dollars, how is that!
That's all I'm askin' for!

[Miller (intervenes shouting)] He did not make a gazillion dollars!
[Humphrey] You wanna ask him?! I'll tell you where he lives!

[Miners] That's all he's askin' for.
[Humphrey] That's all I'm askin' for.

[Swan] We're tired of being sick.
We're sick of being poor.
We've had a little luck,
Now we want a little more.

[Miners] Enough so we'd never do anything anymore.
That's all we're askin' for!

[Swan] Hey, what about you Mr. Miller, what are you askin' for?
[Miller] No, no, I don't sing.
[Bell] Aw come on, if you can talk, you can sing.

[Miller] I just wanna make enough so I can open up a shop of my own and go on with my family trade.
[Bell] Well there, that's great. What is it you do?
[Miller] I'm a butcher.
[Noon] You're a butcher?!
[Miller] Yeah.

[Packer] I've never had much in the way of friends or fam'ly.
My horse is the only pal I've ever known.
I'd like to build a ranch in the Rocky Mountain air.
A home for us, that's all I'm askin' for!

[Miners] That's all we're askin' for! That's all we're askin' for!
We're tired of being sick. We're sick of being poor.
We've had a little luck, now we want a little more.
[Noon] A girl I can love!
[Bell] A church!
[Packer] A ranch!
[Miller] A store.
[Miners] That's all we're askin', that's all we're askin', that's all we're askin' for!

Ahahahaa!!...Shpadoinkle!!..hahahaa!!

That's all we're askin' for.
That's all we're askin' for.
Forget our piece of pie,
We just don't wanna die.

We've had some rotten luck,
We can't take it anymore.
We don't care if we're forever poor.
That's all we're askin' for.

 

[Betaray]

I can catch a helpless animal,
Skin it with my bare hands.
I wake up muddy,
And I go to bed bloody,
'Cause I'm a trappin' man.

I can brave the nastiest weather.
Weather!
Even if it's 80 below.
Below!
My pa was an elephant, but that's irrelevant.
My ma was an Eskimo.

I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast.
Breakfast!
With beaver butt on the side.
The side!
My mind's magnificent and my body no different.
I'm full of trapper pride!

Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
Rip their fur, cut their skin with my knife.
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
One thing's for sure, there's nothing like a trappin' life!

I'm badder than the baddest sailor!
Sailor!
I make love to women to 10 feet tall.
Good lord!
I've got a chest of wonder and balls of thunder.
I can break right through a wall.

I love the sound of metal,
Metal!
Snapping on an animal's head.
Ka-chink!
Sometimes they scamper
Sometimes they whimper
But they always end up dead.

(Interlude by Nutter)
I've always wanted to be somebody
Who didn't get pushed around.
Now that I'm a trapper,
I'm the meanest guy around.
(Frenchy interrupts)
Second meanest!

The blood of a fresh-cut rodent
Is as sweet as brandy wine.
And the brain of an antelope
Tastes like cantaloupe.
What a yummy life!

Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
Rip their fur, cut their eyes out with my knife.
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!

(Song is cut short, due to the trapper trio's inability to sing in corresponding scales)
[Noon] Oh, Stop!
[Humphrey] That's sick.
[Frenchy] I agree. Nutter, you were singing in the wrong key!
[Nutter] No I wasn't. It was Loutzenheiser. I was singing in Eb minor.
[Frenchy] The song's in F# major!
[Bell] I think they're the same thing. I mean, Eb is the relative minor of F#.
[Frenchy] No, it isn't. The relative minor is 3 half-tones down from the major, not up!
[Noon] No, it's 3 down. Like A is the relative minor of C major.
[Loutzenheiser] But isn't A# in C major?
[Bell] Wait, are you singing Mixolydian scales, or something?
[Frenchy] A# is tonic to C major. It's the 6!
[Humphrey] No it isn't!
[Swan] Well, it'd be like a raised 13th if anything.
[Frenchy] Oh well. You guys are just a bunch of loser diggers anyhow!
[Humphrey] Oh see. You know we're right!

 

[Betaray]

Sometimes, the world is black.
And tears run from your eyes.
And maybe we'll all get really sick.
And maybe we'll all die.
So...

Let's build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Tom or we can name him George!
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!

He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.

So, let's build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf!
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!

Hey!
(Tapdance solo)

He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.
Snowman! Snowman! Snowman!


Let's build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
[Miller] Shut the f*** up, Swan!
We can name him Shannon! Shannon Wilson Bell!
[Miller] Swan, shut the f*** up!
We can make him tall or we can make him not so tall...
(Swan is interrupted by a bullet to the head)


 

[Betaray]

Hang the bastard, hang him high.
Hoist his body to the sky.
It's as nice as a day can be.
Won't you come to the hanging with me?

Hang the bastard, hang him high.
Hoist his body to the sky.
It's as nice as a day can be.
Won't you come to the hanging with me?

Hang the bastard, hang him well.
Send his sorry soul to hell.
When his neckbone snaps we'll know.
When the cannibal won't be killing anymore.

His face will turn red,
Then purple, then blue.
We'll watch from up here
To get a good view.
And when his eyes bug out we'll know,
It's the end of him
And the end of the show!

So hang the bastard, hang him with cheer.
We'll make some hot dogs
And drink a few beers.
And when his tongue rolls out we'll know,
It's the end of the show
And we all can go home!

But not till we hang the bastard, hang him here.
The most exciting thing this town has seen in years.
When his body stops jerking we'll know,
It's the end of him, it's the end of him,
It's the end of him,
And the end of the show.

[Cowbell solo]

So hang the bastard, hang him high.
Kiss his guilty butt goodbye.
It's as nice as a day can be.
Won't you come to the hanging with me?

His veins will pop out all over his head.
We'll tickle his armpits to make sure he's dead.
And when his tongue rolls out we'll know,
It's the end of him and we all can go home!

But not till we
Hang the bastard, hang him high.

Hoist his body to the sky.
When his body stops jerking we'll know,
It's the end of him, it's the end of him,
It's the end of him!
And the end of the show!

Hooray!

 

[CK9]

beat, just pic 1!

[Freeza-CII]

hmmm right now i think my theme song is that static and whistling you get on a AM radio.  Maybe if i find one ill post it

[BlackBox]

Hmm, this could be my theme song right here.

"On The Move" by Mudvayne
----

Pack up my s*** I’m on the road like Kerouac (whooo)
Found tranquility in the cover that holds me (down down)
People I've query I’m always on the move (get more)
Set it up pack it up giddy up giddy up, whooo!

I love it, whooo!
I hate it

Rolling Stones gather no moss, so lets go
Not a life, not a love
Not a motherf***in' minute to spare (god damn)
3 65 24/7 on the move (hey)
Gotta go gotta go gotta hurry up and get there (now)

I’m living' the life (whooo!)
Without the life (god damn)
Gotta make it today to live up on the stage (hey)
So I’m blowing it up like a high school game

I know my place is on this road, my sad story
Reflect on all the things that fell behind, can't be sorry
I will follow my life and all the curves that it throws me
Just when I think that I’ve found my home - I’m gone

When my worlds only gonna P to TM
We’ll be choppin' him dead inside, until I’m dead (yeah)
Keep my hat on my head can't hang it without a home (god damn)
Gotta push it more and this way I am alone (hey)

I’m living' the life (whooo!)
Without the life (god damn)
Gotta make it today to live up on the stage (hey)
So I’m blowing it up like a high school game

I know my place is on this road, my sad story
Reflect on all the things that fell behind, can't be sorry
I will follow my life and all the curves that it throws me
Just when I think that I’ve found my home - I’m gone

This circus cycle family
If faces aren't so strange
Faces becoming more familiar
Day by day
Sharing becomes closer
Day by day
The world becomes our home

DAY - we'll turn up with nothing
NIGHT - but we'll be back sometime
DAY - if its ready I’m ready
NIGHT - I’ve lived a life today
DAY - I’m healing the bleeding
NIGHT - dead now to back alive
DAY - I’ve been through another
DAY - I’m living the life, yeah right

I know my place is on this road - I can't be sorry
Reflect on all the words that fell aside - my tragedy
I have followed my life and all the curves that it's thrown me
Now at least I know I’ve found my home
Where I belong!

[Betaray]

btw all my songs came from cannibal the musical

http://www.cannibalthemusical.net/songs.shtml

[Sirbomber]

I found the perfect song! It's got everything: It's in Japanese and they sometimes scream out English words for no reason! Examples:

Ashi_ta No Aosora Ni
 Shiroi Hane Hiroge
 Akua Marin No Sora
 FLY HIGH Tobitate

YOU JUST BURNING!!!

Oh, it's a happy day for me.

*** Somehow the song was censored by the forum, so I had to insert that little _. Great censor guys.

[Betaray]

so whats it translate to?

im too lazy to look up a translater

[Sirbomber]

How should I know? I just know none of you can understand it. And that's what I wanted.

Then again, I can't understand it very well either...

[Freeza-CII]

Hooman can read it LOL

[Hooman]

Maybe if he posted the characters. But even then, I don't know Japanese. I just might get lucky with some of the characters.

It's been days since I first saw this thread, but I'm still not sure what my theme song might be. Must think more.
 

[Sirbomber]

I resurrect this for no apparent reason.  :evil laugh:  

[CK9]

lol