Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
by Outpost Tabloid Reporter Philip U.
Now that the Microbe has been defeated, and the anti-Blight successful, a new problem has emerged. There are now 15 clones of qwerty103 roaming the world. All major nations have declared states of emergenies.
The Battle of Cairo was quick, because the Microbe retreated as soon as UN troops appeared. Eventually, Microbe troops were corners, and with a few strokes a key, deleted. This was believed to be the workings of philipu2001, a respectable and somewhat handsome poster.
Through a process that cannot be presently explained, the anti-Blight created fifteen clones of qwerty103, and 70 carbon copies, of Zircon's cheese! Zircon commented, "Well, the more cheese, the merrier!" He said this as he was sitting against his refridgerator door.
Qwerty103 II with IV and IX, tryed to take Zircon's cheese. Unfortunately, when Zircon ran out of ammo, he started throwing leftovers at the criminals. Then the criminals took the leftovers and run.
Zircon had no comment. Billions were stunned. Recent intelligence has revealed that all the qwertys are now looking for knux. Knux commented that he couldn't comment from he secret cave, where he is working on Outpost 3.
Clones of the sickest criminal are running around, and everyone is scared. So am I. And I will end this story with this: You ain't gonna steal my cheese!
