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« on: January 14, 2003, 08:06:59 PM »
Africa Destroyed By Blight, Battle of Armageddon

by Outpost Tabloid Reporter Philip Ulrich

Africa was overran by the blight on Monday. An Outpost Novellas Author has come up with a possible solution to problem. Microbe tanks have been spotted, and a grand battle is being fought at Armegeddon.

The most deadly party ever took place on the previous Christmas. At that party, the blight was unleashed, instantly killing querty103. The Blight took over Southern Africa in 9 days.

All the good posters of the Outpost Community quickly called on Outpost Writer Philip J. Ulrich to come up with a solution, because for some wierd reason, they blamed him. Thankfully, he had wrote about an anti-Blight and that it was made in First Wave. With the help of Scientist General John E. Fesh, the formula is now in the hands of the UN.

By the time the UN received the formula, the blight had just entered Egypt. A new nation formed called The Microbe. They have taken over tanks and other weapons of mass destruction and have prepared for world domination. Every country with an army and navy has sent their militaries over Israel as the Blight ate up the remainder of Egypt.

The Americans were the first to launch anti-blight into Africa. The Microbe military then crossed into Israel, and a huge battle between Microbe and the UN took place. All satellites have been knocked out, but the names Voran Bosjk and Harold Yint are coming out of the static from the Battle of Armageddon.

As the world is now fighting the war to end all wars, there is a morale to this story. It is the strangest morale of all time. It is: If you try to steal Zircon's cheese, you will start Armageddon.

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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2003, 08:40:57 PM »
Another moral:

Watch your back, and your cheese.  :D                    

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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2003, 09:01:26 AM »
lol :lol:  :lol:                    
I am the nincompoop, I eat atomic bombs for breakfest, fusion bombs for lunch, and anti-matter bombs for dinner

I just hope they don't explode

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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2003, 07:46:45 PM »
Keep them comeing, Phillip.                    
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2003, 08:08:44 PM »
My name has one L. And one will come soon. I'm think about how to do it. I'll figure something out. Sort of like how I killed John Fesh. (OOOOOPs, plot spoiler)

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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2003, 08:11:32 PM »
Sorry philip, I'm just soo used to seeing it spelt with a ll instead of a l.                    
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2003, 08:28:45 PM »
Biblically it is Philip. Commonly, it's Phillip. I prefer Biblical.

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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2003, 08:59:19 AM »
I'm not very biblical.                    
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2003, 10:12:16 PM »
this was the last updated topic here, last updated 16 of January this year, I just like doing stuff like this lol
I am the nincompoop, I eat atomic bombs for breakfest, fusion bombs for lunch, and anti-matter bombs for dinner

I just hope they don't explode

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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2003, 07:56:10 AM »
Are you trying to leave a hint? I'm not sure that I would do another tabloid article again.

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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2003, 12:48:29 PM »
philip, look, we were nice to eachother! :o  
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2003, 12:53:00 PM »
Ever since the IW crisis, I don't see any point in writing anymore. I don't think it would be funny now.



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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2003, 12:58:16 PM »
Then you wouldn't mind if someone else filed in?  Choose someone.
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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2003, 01:34:25 PM »
I thought Phil hated the UN?  <_<  

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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2003, 02:17:12 PM »
I do, but the UN is still a player on the world scale. Whoever wants it, I guess.



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« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2003, 03:23:21 PM »
wow, mabe i should resorect other old threads

I just wish I could reserect old forums
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« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2003, 03:24:48 PM »
Eeeeww. Diging up stuff from the past could be dirty, so don't dig up a war or something of the like.



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« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2003, 03:35:33 PM »
I wastalking about bringing the NHCS forums back to life

im not a necromancer, although being one would be really cool
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« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2003, 09:05:23 AM »
Ever notice every single post ever made by Phil contains this at the end? (Not a signature)

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Interesting.

Or Not!! Two posts above this one!
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« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2003, 11:07:50 AM »
Well, with my name change, I'm trying to kick the habit. It has hard the first 20 posts, but I kicked the habbit!

EDIT: Ooops, maybe not. I put on the sig.
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