R: Da?
US: We have a nuclear facility on these coordinates. We will nuke you in 15 minutes.
R: Что? Петар! Дайте мне ключи, i'l скрыть эти подонки так плохо, что они забрать их частей тела в пространстве. NOW!
US: ? *what did he say*
R: Amerikansky, you will die *click*
R: What? Petar! Give me the keys, "i'l" obscure these f***ers so awful, that they to retreive their pieces of body in space. NOW!
I'm assuming you used a translator? That Russian is pretty messy and wrong…
The President: oh god, they are so stupid, and willing to help us. Now Bob, lauch the nukes.
Please be aware that there are Russian members of this forum as well. Though this may be humorous, it is still rather inconsiderate.
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On a different note, I doubt that anything cataclysmic will be allowed to happen. Taking into account all the novel inventions and weaponry that the government secretises from the public until long after it is created, I'm sure that there is not much of a threat,
especially with warning this far in advance.