1) in the time it takes for your computer to lad up, you can make a 3 course meal from scratch
2) you plug in your headphones, and the sound still come from your speakers
3) you have to wear gloves while plugging in the device, otherwise you get electrocuted
4) your mouse has only one button
5) your computer has a picture of an apple on it that the manufacturer put there
6) the manufacturer made several spelling errors and typos on the hardware
7) you need to tilt the screen to get it to work
you go to the pet store to buy a new power source
9) you built it yourself from parts you found at the local dump
10) you listen to music through your headphones, and get shocked at every heavy bass hit
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