Ancient thread and I replied once but I'll own up -- I was being dishonest with myself and everybody else and claiming I had strong knowledge of things when I only had passing interest.
So, updated skills list:
Visual Basic .Net
C / C++
Java
ASM (minor x86 and very minor 6502 (NES)
PHP (passing knowledge, enough to understand what's going on and make modifications)
Lua (passing knowledge)
A+ and Net+ Certification
Non-Programming
Basic electrical engineering
Microsoldering skills (can remove/replace fine pitch surface mount components including IC's, FPC Connectors and backlight components)
General electronics soldering skills (have recapped/replaced components on older 8/16/32 bit consoles, have not looked into newer units)
ASE Certification (automotive parts specialist and mechanical repairs)
ServeSafe Certification
Culinary Training