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Offline dm-horus

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« on: April 27, 2007, 07:21:13 AM »
why do colonists need food?
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Offline Leviathan

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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2007, 08:51:32 AM »
to eattttt
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Offline CK9

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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2007, 09:44:55 AM »
Why can't we just make them cannables and have them out their dead to good use?
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Offline Brazilian Fan

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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2007, 12:54:24 PM »
Or just change the all humans' genetic code, so they don't need food any more :P
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Offline Savant 231-A

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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2007, 01:17:18 PM »
hardly. But we can make that humans can only eat air!
Without food, i think we can't regulate our body temperature.
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Offline dm-horus

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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2007, 05:30:55 PM »
yes. THATS the only reason we eat. body temp.
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Offline Brazilian Fan

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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2007, 05:57:58 PM »
The other reason is to make 'material' for your good afternoon inside the toiled with your loved newspaper or magazine.
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Offline Savant 231-A

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« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2007, 02:19:16 AM »
Why colonists don't drink?
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Offline Ro@m

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« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2007, 03:24:40 AM »
Yeah,we could implement a beer brewery.... XD XD
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Offline Savant 231-A

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« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2007, 05:25:58 AM »
Structure Disabled - Worker Drunk
Colony Sabotaged - Beer Manifest
Vechicle Destroyed - Driver Drunk
Beer power plant

:P
GIF

« Last Edit: April 30, 2007, 06:12:23 AM by Savant 231-A »
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Offline Brazilian Fan

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« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2007, 09:19:48 AM »
Man, you could make an OPish pack of GIFs and put them here for download :P

(I was drinking water when I saw your GIF, well you get the picture)
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« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2007, 01:54:16 AM »
Savant: "WARNING BEER ERUPTION DETECTED!"

 
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Offline Savant 231-A

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« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2007, 02:31:42 AM »
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Savant: "WARNING BEER ERUPTION DETECTED!"

Savant: "ALL COLONISTS, START THE BEER-DRINKER PROGRAM. ALL COLONIST REPORT TO YOUR STRAWS"



Savant: "WARNING. BEER IMPACT IMMINENT"

Savant: "THE BEER IS APROACHING"
« Last Edit: May 01, 2007, 02:34:04 AM by Savant 231-A »
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Offline Flameoftheabyss

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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2007, 04:00:30 AM »
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Vechicle Destroyed - Driver Drunk
Naw, it should be:

Vehicle Destroyed - Savant Drunk

 :rolleyes:

And colonists should also eat each other to compensate for the lack of food, starting with the Children. :whistle:


Also if you have no Recreational Facilities/Forums...

Structure Disabled - Brawl detected
Structure(s) Disabled - Brawl detected in tubing
X Workers, Children, Scientists have died - Brawl detected
Damage Report - Brawl detected
Damage Report - Vandalism detected

And also have a Police Station, or else...

X Structures Disabled - Savant stolen

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Savant Recovered - Colony Operational
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2007, 04:45:26 AM »
Further:


Medical Facility disabled: Too many hangovers and "hey, watch this..." acts.
Agridome disabled: DEA raid.
University disabled: Keg party.
 
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Offline Flameoftheabyss

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« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2007, 07:07:09 AM »
Medical Facility Disabled: Doctors playing golf.
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Offline Hooman

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« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2007, 08:35:17 PM »
Excerpt from the Colorectal Surgeon song:

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A doctor he wanted to be, for golf he loved to play
But this is not quite what he meant, by 18 holes a day


 
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Offline Savant 231-A

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« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2007, 07:35:13 AM »
colony disabled - savant turned off :lol:

colony disabled - sewers flooded

colony disabled - op2 not turned ON :lol:

vech disabled - no fuel

structure disabled - colonists playing computer


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a tale from an untold op2 novela
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Axen pulled another bag of beer from his vechicle while Emma was dead drunk. The Savant cube has turned to a Savant ball from all of this devestation of beer.
"Anyone e-e-e-e-else?" Axen barely said it, with his eyes almost closing. Emma rolled over to Axen and asked him "Ain't I co-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ol? She closed her eyes while snoring very loud. Axen look at her for some moment and drank another bottle of "Dead drunkled" beer. Shortly he whacked his head on the vech, and laid down with his finger stuck in his nose. Shortly after a moment a normal worker came, beacuse the Savant in the garage reported that he saw a Dragon in the area. Emma was rolling all over the docking pavement and laughing REAL loud, while Axen slept like a baby. Savant has however done something what a computer has done before, he burped, and the ventilation system released a small portion of gases, that shortly whacked the worker into unconcious. After long time, 2-3 hours, Axen woke up and looked around him and saw that Emma was lying next to him, with 3 opened bottles of beer. Axen stood on his feet and went in the bathroom, ladies bathroom.... Shortly women started screaming and rushly exited the bathroom. Axen didn't notice anything. He went to the toilet, however, one of the women left her kind of a purse on the ground,  on which Axen of course slipped over and ended up with his head in the toilet....
Emma woke up too, but shortly she fell asleep... again.
Savant was busy trying to find his feet.
And the worker woke up, and from the gases, it seems the apsorbed a bit of beer gases that the Savant released, and instead going to the inside door, he went to the Airlock and opened it. He was very unstable, and even a smaller wind could take him off his feet. The worker was sucked out.
The end? Noo....
While Axen was sleeping with his head in the toilet, the Sanitary savant does a re-run of water in sanitary areas. Water couldn't replace so the pipes blown off. The toilet was untouched, but the water sprankled the power lines leading to the main Savant. The main savant oerheadted and blown out. There was no power and everybody was unhappy until the affect of beer stopped working.
The end :P :P :P :P :P :lol:
« Last Edit: June 11, 2007, 07:55:52 AM by Savant 231-A »
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