Author Topic: Us Navy Stand Off Story- How Not To Negotiate.  (Read 2694 times)

Offline Tellaris

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« on: November 10, 2006, 08:15:06 PM »
This is the alleged transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian maritime contact off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

Americans: Please fivert your course 15 degrees North to avoid collision.
Canadians: Recommned you divert your course 15 degrees South to avoid collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US navy ship; I say again, divert your course.
Canadians: No.  I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET.   WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS.   I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2007, 02:01:52 PM »
This is such an old one..... And very very funny....
Wonder if anything else happend like this?
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2007, 10:50:54 AM »
Yeah it was on the news a couple years ago. The entire Pacific fleet left their blinkers on and hit the curb.

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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2007, 03:51:57 PM »
You do realize the Atlantic was mentioned above?
 

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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2007, 06:43:46 PM »
Hooman the Atlantic and Pacific are the SAME, unless you buy the Home version.

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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2007, 02:45:43 AM »
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Hooman the Atlantic and Pacific are the SAME, unless you buy the Home version.
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2007, 08:51:49 PM »
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Hooman the Atlantic and Pacific are the SAME, unless you buy the Home version.
Someone explain that one ?

Feel rather stupid for asking, but seems my language skills blocks me from grasping the point here :(
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« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2007, 09:06:40 PM »
Join the club Highlander...
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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2007, 03:11:00 AM »
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This is such an old one..... And very very funny....
Wonder if anything else happend like this?
Like the Slovenian version?
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« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2007, 09:58:42 AM »
highlander, he's basically pointing out that it's all one ocean, therefore the name doesn't matter
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« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2007, 08:01:45 PM »
I thought he was talking about Window's code names. But then again, I didn't recognize them specifically. Maybe it's some other software... ???