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<p><B>ACOMPANHE O DIÁLOGO:</B><p>
(Música. Beep.)<p>
Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
<B>George B.</B> : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yessir.<p>
(Hangs up. Condi enters.)<p>
<B>Condoleeza</B>: - Good morning, Mr. President.
<B>George B.</B> : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
<B>George B.</B> : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
<B>George B.</B> : - Well, that's what I want to know.
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
<B>George B.</B> : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Yes.
<B>George B.</B> : - I mean the fellow's name.
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Hu.
<B>George B.</B> : - The guy in China.
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Hu.
<B>George B.</B> : - The new leader of China.
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Hu.
<B>George B.</B> : - The Chinaman!
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
<B>George B.</B> : - Whaddya' asking me for?
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
<B>George B.</B> : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - That's the man's name.
<B>George B.</B> : - That's who's name?
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Yes.<p>
(Pause.)<p>
<B>George B.</B> : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Yes, sir.
<B>George B.</B> : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - That's correct.
<B>George B.</B> : - Then who is in China?
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Yes, sir.
<B>George B.</B> : - Yassir is in China?
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - No, sir.
<B>George B.</B> : - Then who is?
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Yes, sir.
<B>George B.</B> : - Yassir?
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - No, sir.<p>
(Pause. Crumples paper)<p>
<B>George B.</B> : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Kofi Annan?
<B>George B.</B> : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - You want Kofi?
<B>George B.</B> : - No.
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - You don't want Kofi.
<B>George B.</B> : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Yes, sir.
<B>George B.</B> : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Kofi?
<B>George B.</B> : - Milk! Will you please make that call?
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - And call who?
<B>George B.</B> : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - No, Hu is the guy in China.
<B>George B.</B> : - Will you stay out of China?!
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Yes, sir.
<B>George B.</B> : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Kofi.
<B>George B.</B> : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.<p>
(Condi picks up the phone.)<p>
<B>Condoleeza</B> : - Hello. Rice, here.
<B>George B.</B> : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.<p>
(Door slam. Música.)<p>
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Thanks to João Madureira & CAT
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