Author Topic: You've Got Stupid Questions (Read 97734 times)

Sirbomber · « **Reply #25 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:19:41 PM »

How are you gentlemen? (No, you may NOT answer that with anything "all your base" related).

omagaalpha · « **Reply #26 on:** March 21, 2008, 03:29:50 PM »

Because random generate came up with that word.

Sirbomber · « **Reply #27 on:** April 19, 2008, 08:27:19 PM »

Why does clicking a structure make it build faster?

Empedocles · « **Reply #28 on:** April 22, 2008, 09:41:09 AM »

Does this actually work? I try this every time I have spare time and am looking at a structure building something. It doesn't seem to do much.

I've heard it speeds up 40%. Also, if you look at a spot on the map where nothing is happening, that will accelerate production.

Seems like BS.

Hidiot · « **Reply #29 on:** April 22, 2008, 12:11:44 PM »

When you look at a spot on the map where nothing is happening, the whole game runs faster...

The clicking might be just an illusion, as it tries to reflect the exact current build value when clicking, when it normally jumps a few numbers to make that status actually readable.

Sirbomber · « **Reply #30 on:** April 22, 2008, 03:49:09 PM »

Hey! I don't see any stupid questions in either of those last two posts! Nor do I see any stupid answers! Play the game or don't post in this topic. If you have a serious question, make a new topic asking about it there.
My old question still needs to be answered.

DarekStar · « **Reply #31 on:** April 23, 2008, 09:44:01 PM »

Because the bots need some loving sugar.

Why dose the Tokamok decay?

(crapy spelling alert)

Derekristow · « **Reply #32 on:** July 14, 2008, 04:00:35 PM »

Because the maintanence workers are too scared to get near a 1% decayed Tokamak reactor.

Why is it that how fast the planet spins depends on whether or not the commander can see anything important?

Hidiot · « **Reply #33 on:** July 15, 2008, 06:23:40 AM »

Because the planet submits to the commander.

Why doesn't Eden build Forums?

Freeza-CII · « **Reply #34 on:** July 15, 2008, 05:28:27 PM »

Because they saw how flamebaited Plymouth forums were and thought that they could spend there time on making weapons and making babies instead

Sirbomber · « **Reply #35 on:** October 03, 2008, 08:06:42 PM »

How do you make babies? (Is afraid of the answer)

CK9 · « **Reply #36 on:** October 04, 2008, 01:27:44 AM »

You put the pieces together

Did that answer your question?

Sirbomber · « **Reply #37 on:** October 15, 2008, 06:20:51 PM »

Maybe, but what if pieces are missing?

Hooman · « **Reply #38 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:27:44 PM »

Then at least you won't end up with a complete idiot. (Some parts are missing).

What would this world be like without hypothetical questions?

CK9 · « **Reply #39 on:** October 16, 2008, 01:53:50 AM »

If there's one thing i KNOW FOR SURE, IT'S THAT WE'D GET A LOT MORE DONE

Too much shouting?

Hidiot · « **Reply #40 on:** October 16, 2008, 06:23:18 AM »

Noodles make your eyes hurt and shouting make the noodles feel true pain.

What makes light towers light up so much light?

Sirbomber · « **Reply #41 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:53:50 AM »

They're made with glow-in-the-dark paint, silly.

But where does the paint come from?

Hidiot · « **Reply #42 on:** October 16, 2008, 09:04:55 AM »

Excess agridome food.

What do they put in agridome food that makes that paint glow?

Eddy-B · « **Reply #43 on:** October 16, 2008, 11:53:56 AM »

Life's biggest questions:

If a black box is made of indestructible material, that cannot be crushed, burned or otherwise damaged or destroyed..... why don't they make the entire plane from that stuff ?

If nothing sticks to Teflon®..... how do they get the Teflon® to stick to the pan ?

Why isn't PALINDROME a palindrome ?

Why do your feet smell and does your nose run ?

How do they get the sign that says "don't walk on the grass" in the middle of the lawn ?

Sirbomber · « **Reply #44 on:** October 21, 2008, 09:25:17 PM »

I think Eddy-B misunderstood the point of this...
Hidiot: There is no such thing as an Agridome, that name is a typo. Looking at the sheets you will see the real name of the "Agridome" structure is AgriDOOM. Therefore, the only logical conclusion is that food is made from the corpses of zombies and demons. The corpses create glow-in-the-dark paint because they are radioactive, and everyone knows that radioactive stuff glows.

But how do the corpses become radioactive?

Edit: AgriDOOM Artist's Concept

Hidiot · « **Reply #45 on:** October 22, 2008, 07:04:21 AM »

Those same corpses are used as tokamak booster fuel, process in which they are used as catalysts. They also get radioactive properties in the process.

Why did they not partition colonists into sexes?

Sirbomber · « **Reply #46 on:** October 22, 2008, 07:45:29 AM »

I'll let Arklon answer that one...

CK9 · « **Reply #47 on:** October 22, 2008, 11:23:43 AM »

ROFLMFAO! I just had a DOOM dream last night!

omagaalpha · « **Reply #48 on:** October 26, 2008, 03:59:31 PM »

Quote

Those same corpses are used as tokamak booster fuel, process in which they are used as catalysts. They also get radioactive properties in the process.

Why did they not partition colonists into sexes?

Because human all unisex now that was all thanks to eden which is real reason for plymonth want to destroy eden.

Why did the colonist open airlock door?

Sirbomber · « **Reply #49 on:** October 26, 2008, 07:13:45 PM »

To get to the other side.

But what was on the other side?

News:

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