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« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2005, 01:38:42 AM »
Is there a stated reason on why they chose the name of a medieval tourture device?
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« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2005, 07:00:15 PM »
Yeah, this thread has certainly got off topic back there. Let's get back to ways I can excute people.  :)

On the other hand, the expected answer of "old age" for the method of death was already given.

So, what about having someone's bowls "unplugged"? Sure, they could live, but do you really call that living?
 

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« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2005, 07:06:53 PM »
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So, what about having someone's bowls "unplugged"?
I'd imagine that would be rather painless, unless you meant bowels. In which case that would just mean somebody would have to help them go to the bathroom, in which case I nominate baikon for that job.
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« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2005, 07:21:51 PM »
Lol. Baikon always seems to get all the s***ty jobs around here. And yes, that was supposed to be bowels. And no, they wouldn't really need help going to the bathroom since they'd ALWAYS be "going to the bathroom". If you're bowels are "unplugged", you've had the muscles that hold it closed cut out, so you have no way to hold anything in.
 

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« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2005, 09:14:09 PM »
give him thousands of small cuts with a razer, than cover him in honey and throw him in a tub full of red ants

who are we talking about again?
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« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2005, 09:24:45 PM »
Horus. DM-Horus. The wierd guy the Genesis team hated within 5 minutes of him coming here.
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« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2005, 09:31:38 PM »
http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~lolpark/ima...hant%20poop.jpg

well than, I dont see how it could get any worse than this
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« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2005, 09:46:12 PM »
He has to watch chick flicks for the rest of his life. He can't blink, eat, sleep, drink, go to the bathroom, etc. ANd they never stop. And were all made by Disney.
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« Reply #33 on: December 02, 2005, 10:01:01 PM »
I was wrong lol
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« Reply #34 on: December 02, 2005, 11:37:39 PM »
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Horus. DM-Horus. The wierd guy the Genesis team hated within 5 minutes of him coming here.

Ouch. Be nice.


I think this thread has degenerated more into what horrible ways to die there are rather than who it is doing the dying. Maybe it's time to stop this thread though. We can always start a new one. Besides, I started it wondering how long it would take people to realize that old age was a good way to go and not prohibited by the rules.

 

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« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2005, 03:46:20 AM »
the stripping apart of the body in layers.
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« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2005, 06:53:33 AM »
I wouldn't go with old age, since you'd probably make him spend the rest of his life in horrible conditions. Just get it over with.

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Horus. DM-Horus. The wierd guy the Genesis team hated within 5 minutes of him coming here.

Ouch. Be nice.

I never said I hated him... I was just thinking of the whole horus vs leeor thing awhile back.
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« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2005, 01:43:43 PM »
Here's a few I discovered when I was ruler of Novaya Zemlya, USSR:

Stoning,
mercury poisoning,
radiation poisoning,
throw them into chyrnoble,
crushing celings,
death by cyberdemon,
shot by Spider Mastermind,
burned by Archvile,
hit by Baron of Hell plasma,
punched by hell knight,
plasmaed by arachnotrons,
fireballed by Mancubus,
hit by lost soul shot out of a pain elemental,
burned by a lost soul,
hit by a revenant rocket,
thunderballed by cacodemons,
bitten by cacodemon,
eaten by a spectre,
nibbled on by a demon,
imp-balled to death,
chainguned by a former commando,
shotguned by a former sergeant,
rifled by a Former human,
BFGed,
Splash damaged by a BFG,
toxic pit ified, lavafied,
giblified by a rocket/BFG/plasma rifle / barrel/beserk fist,
telefragged,
venalation fans,
grenaded,
Hyperblasterfied,
chainsawed,
sniped,
poisned by mushrooms,
exposure to elements,
exposure to cross-fired,
killed by a lead pipe in the library by colonal mustard
lasered
microwave beamed
microwave oven
tokamaked
railguned
fried by thors hammer
supernovaed
starflared
stickfoamed
taken care of by the mafia
ESG mined
RPGed (gun)
RPGed (D&D)
mined by a robominer
robosurvayed
robobulldozed
spent more than 75 days in a evactruck
smelted
GORFed
Advance lab explosion
standard lad explosion
basic lab collapsing
shafted
Blighted
Acid Clouded
scout hit and run
emp missle lands on target
put under a RLV during liftoff
built on top of
Geothermal plant 'accident'
magma vent 'overheating'
microwaved by solar plant
hit by vulcans hammer part deux
wasted GTA style
put in the vaccum of space
not using approved soap
corn flakes
emotiaconed
quoted
"I don't belive in faries"
iddqd
beliveing in free speech
spiked
digested by a voreophile
Spontaneus combustion
death by love (preferrably care bears)
fragged
vortexed
volcanified
"I hate Trix"
"I hate the TRIX Rabbit"
smiteing
rods from god (tungsten rods fall and vaporize with kenitic energy)
and my favorite:


death by boredom

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