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Off Topic => General Interest => Topic started by: Hooman on January 28, 2016, 12:41:11 AM

Title: Panda
Post by: Hooman on January 28, 2016, 12:41:11 AM

I couldn't resist sharing this:

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

Title: Re: Panda
Post by: Sirbomber on January 30, 2016, 09:38:02 AM

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tm4p53yrts) is the only response I have.  I hope you're pleased with yourself, and the destruction you have wrought.

Title: Re: Panda
Post by: leeor_net on January 30, 2016, 07:24:26 PM

Haaaaa.... I enjoy this.

Title: Re: Panda
Post by: Hooman on January 30, 2016, 10:16:29 PM

Hah. Very dramatic Sirbomber.