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Title: Updated Outpost 2 Intro
Post by: Sirbomber on March 09, 2010, 09:45:13 PM

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Savant series computer activated.  Beginning alpha-command level briefing: for your eyes only.

Historical overview: TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L is dead.  As TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L fragments landed, the last few SOL[size=0] [/size]GRs departed TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L, seeking a new ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L among TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L.

ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L after unsuitable ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L was rejected.  Their resources low, their situation BLAR[size=0] [/size]UGH, a marginally suitable ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L was found.

They called TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L.  It was cold.  Dry.  Nearly BLAR[size=0] [/size]UGH.  But they saw... Possibilities.  In that spirit of BLARY[size=0] [/size]EUGH, they named their ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L.  They came with the best of intentions: to build, grow, and thrive.  And for a time, they did.

Then, conflict arose between the SOL[size=0] [/size]GRs, and a splinter ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L, TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L, was founded.

TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L would be their home, but on what terms?  TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L wished to live in harmony with TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L, adapting themselves to live in its harsh realm, no matter the cost.

TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L planned to tame its new ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L; to conquer it and BLARY[size=0] [/size]EUGH it into a new ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L using advanced UHN[size=0] [/size]URGH technology.

The two ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]Ls could not co-exist.  Talks grew heated as TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L learned TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L's secret intention to proceed with their plan.

In protest, TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L destroyed the last ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L link, condemning them 2 U[size=0] [/size]R DE[size=0] [/size]TH.

Only one ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L, but two very different ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]Ls.

Which will you choose?

Title: Updated Outpost 2 Intro
Post by: CK9 on March 09, 2010, 10:39:13 PM

*aims 2 million BFG9000's at bomber*

Title: Updated Outpost 2 Intro
Post by: Kayedon on March 09, 2010, 11:43:30 PM

Win post is win.

Title: Updated Outpost 2 Intro
Post by: Hidiot on March 10, 2010, 12:59:06 PM

It now lacks sense. You could have done a better job than that, really. Not very funny. Nope. Not amused. Really. I mean simply not. And uh... no. Ok?

Take 2?

Title: Updated Outpost 2 Intro
Post by: Arklon on March 10, 2010, 02:21:53 PM

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It now lacks sense. You could have done a better job than that, really. Not very funny. Nope. Not amused. Really. I mean simply not. And uh... no. Ok?

Take 2?

As usual, SOL[size=0] [/size]GR opinion is split between those who think TE[size=0] [/size]H ME[size=0] [/size]S HA[size=0] [/size]L is good thinking, and those who are BLAR[size=0] [/size]UGHing from it.