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Off Topic => Test/Spam Forum => Forum Games => Topic started by: Hooman on November 30, 2005, 07:58:37 PM
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Evil King Hooman has decided to kill DM-Horus..., because well, I'm an evil king. But, I've decided to grant him one leniency. He may choose the way in which he will die. How should he choose to die?
(For those of you that don't get the joke, click here,Here (http://forum.outpostuniverse.net/index.php?showtopic=2319&view=findpost&p=41288))
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That spike thing that punctures you in a way that none of your vital organs touched.
That helmet-thing where'd they pull on your neck and kinda dislocate it or something so you suffocate.
Getting pulled apart.
Burnt at the stake.
Crucified.
Basically I'm okay with anything from the Spanish Inquistion scene from History of the World Part 1. That's a funny movie...
A starflare bomb is strapped to his crotch. The bomb is VERY sensitive to shock and vibration. If he breathes, it explodes.
A supernova is strapped to his crotch. It just explodes while you're watching.
A laser/microwave slowly cuts off parts of his body until it's focused on his face.
He's shot with a stickyfoam grenade, which covers his face, so he suffocates.
He's shot with an ESG which electrocutes him to death.
Shot with an Acid Cloud Grenade with melts his skin off, then melts his organs.
Rail Gun/RPG to the chest.
Bombarded with Emp Grenades/Missiles until he dies from being hit by blunt objects.
Scorpion/spider climbs up him and slowly eats his face off.
Thor's Hammer rips his skin off or does whatever a Thor's Hammer would do to a person.
A ConVec/Repair Vec/Earthworker's manipulator arm rips his head off.
Robo Dozer makes him become one with the ground.
A Scout runs over him at such a high velocity he splatters all over the place.
A Cargo Truck dumps wreckage on him. The wreckage is full of sharp metal and glass objects.
He's locked in an Evac Transport which is driven into a volcano while he's in it.
A Robo Surveyor uses it's pick thing to slice open his chest.
A GeoCon/Robo-Miner builds on top of him and either drills through him or pushes him into the magma vent or fumarole.
Well, you have death by any Outpost 2 vehicle or weapon and a few other nasty fates. Pick one.
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How did I know you'd be the first to answer? :P
Hmm, that first one reminds me of something I'd heard in a story before. Only, it was a coffin like device with spikes to puncture EVERY major organ. Certainly a good way to ensure death I guess.
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You might have known I'd be first to answer, but did you expect such a variety of options? (I think we know who'd be in charge of executions and torture for Evil King Hooman's Evil Kingdom).
And they had different varieties. There was the "Instant-Kill" one that punctured your organs and the "Torture/Slow and Painful" method that just caused severe pain.
Oh, that reminds me of this rope thing they'd use to gouge your eyes out. Gotta love the Middle Ages.
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Oh my. Sorta sounds like death from 1000 slices.
I also rather enjoyed "Robo Dozer makes him become one with the ground".
The thing is, if you were in charge of executions, I don't think I'd have an evil empire for very long. Either everyone would be executed, or they'd all rebel against me.
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logically:
of old age and natural causes
realistically:
you'd drop an anvil on his head
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Death by snoo snoo!
(http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/FrameGrabs/3ACV01/Grabs/pic00569.jpg)
"We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised."
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lmao, damn, That would be an almost pleasant death
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I have one myself (http://www.eddy-b.com/sounds/200kill.wav)
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Yeah CK9 got the logical answer I was expecting.
What the heck is snoo snoo?
Nice one Eddy.
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hooman, there is a show called futerama
on one episode, they crash land on a planet of giant women, who always kill the men. They decided to kill the three guys by snoo snoo (their word for the reproduction process)
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Scorpion/spider climbs up him and slowly eats his face off.
oo sounds like Lost in Space :P
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Oh my. Sounds like death by ooga booga. :unsure:
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Lost in space? What the heck is that?
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Lost in space? What the heck is that?
that's the conestoga, crashing into a planet in space: there are 48 survivors, and there's a monster on the planet. Then there's a hatcj that goes down underground, and they find an old spacecraft burried there, but the have to keep typing in 3 6 12 33 74 every 128 minutes to keep it from going critical, blowing up the planet.
:P
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its a movie about a family who is sent to start a colony on another planet but some stuff is damaged by a crazy robot and they get lost :P
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As Eddy spread misinformation and lies in an attempt to undermine... something. Maybe communism/capitalism. :P
Lost in space was an old old TV show about people that ... got lost in space. Big surprise there. There is also a movie that was made much more recently. It has that Joey guy from friends, and he does some of the worst acting that you'll ever see. But it was done in a kinda funny bad sort of way. I suspect it may have been on purpose. Anyways, they were off to colonize a remote world but their ship had been sabatoged to crash into the sun before leaving the solar system. They manage to escape by engaging the engines without a course laid in, and end up lost. The sabateur was two-timed and is still aboard, becoming an evil dirt backstabbing member crew (in the TV show I think?) or mostly just a prisoner in the movie. Although, they still give him enough freedom to cause problems.
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LOL Eddy.
|> 4 8 15 16 23 42
(Presses EXECUTE button)
(Numbers reset to 108 00)
But remember: "Do not attempt to use the microcomputer for any other purpose...duction into the system."
Ok, enough for now.
If you don't understand it -- you just won't understand it.
Hmm, can we kill Horus by having him lick the GORF with his tongue? That was was Emma wanted to rather do than go see the poetry in the forum (it's true, read the help file)
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© the Hanso Foundation !
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Did you see last night's episode yet?
It involves, err, the film.
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Why stop there? She has loads of other good ideas. Actually, I mentioned 2 of them...
"Couldn't I just go dive into a magma vent? Attempt to stomp out the Blight with my bare feet? Maybe go clean the GORF with my tongue?"..."I know, I'll volunteer as a practice target for the StickyFoam tanks!"
I'm surprised I didn't mention the other two, but they really aren't unit related...
Or he could fight the crazy Plymouth Storage Tank worker's imaginary alien friends.
On either side of the [dark] Elder, dark spidery shapes shimmered into existence, tentacles waving like black ropes. One of them pointed an alien weapon at Tank. "No uncontrolled human has ever seen us and lived. You will be no exception. Prepare to die, human!"
Ah, the help file is full of fun and insanity. I check it regularly.
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Emma has always been the witty one.
I particularly like the driving off the click into a magma vent.
You could always feed him to the blight or give him a one way ride on a satalite deployment.
As far as Lost in Space, the movie didn't have them just engage the engines in any old direction, they actually went through the sun. Just a tad bit unrealist if you ask me.
I tell you though, it'd be lot of fun if I could have an onstage view of a self-contained thermo-nuclear explosion.
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it would be bright, very very bright lol
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okay, where is all this coming from?
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Iron Maiden
Disemboweled
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Is there a stated reason on why they chose the name of a medieval tourture device?
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Yeah, this thread has certainly got off topic back there. Let's get back to ways I can excute people. :)
On the other hand, the expected answer of "old age" for the method of death was already given.
So, what about having someone's bowls "unplugged"? Sure, they could live, but do you really call that living?
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So, what about having someone's bowls "unplugged"?
I'd imagine that would be rather painless, unless you meant bowels. In which case that would just mean somebody would have to help them go to the bathroom, in which case I nominate baikon for that job.
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Lol. Baikon always seems to get all the s***ty jobs around here. And yes, that was supposed to be bowels. And no, they wouldn't really need help going to the bathroom since they'd ALWAYS be "going to the bathroom". If you're bowels are "unplugged", you've had the muscles that hold it closed cut out, so you have no way to hold anything in.
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give him thousands of small cuts with a razer, than cover him in honey and throw him in a tub full of red ants
who are we talking about again?
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Horus. DM-Horus. The wierd guy the Genesis team hated within 5 minutes of him coming here.
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http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~lolpark/ima...hant%20poop.jpg (http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~lolpark/images/elephant%20poop.jpg)
well than, I dont see how it could get any worse than this
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He has to watch chick flicks for the rest of his life. He can't blink, eat, sleep, drink, go to the bathroom, etc. ANd they never stop. And were all made by Disney.
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I was wrong lol
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Horus. DM-Horus. The wierd guy the Genesis team hated within 5 minutes of him coming here.
Ouch. Be nice.
I think this thread has degenerated more into what horrible ways to die there are rather than who it is doing the dying. Maybe it's time to stop this thread though. We can always start a new one. Besides, I started it wondering how long it would take people to realize that old age was a good way to go and not prohibited by the rules.
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the stripping apart of the body in layers.
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I wouldn't go with old age, since you'd probably make him spend the rest of his life in horrible conditions. Just get it over with.
Horus. DM-Horus. The wierd guy the Genesis team hated within 5 minutes of him coming here.
Ouch. Be nice.
I never said I hated him... I was just thinking of the whole horus vs leeor thing awhile back.
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Here's a few I discovered when I was ruler of Novaya Zemlya, USSR:
Stoning,
mercury poisoning,
radiation poisoning,
throw them into chyrnoble,
crushing celings,
death by cyberdemon,
shot by Spider Mastermind,
burned by Archvile,
hit by Baron of Hell plasma,
punched by hell knight,
plasmaed by arachnotrons,
fireballed by Mancubus,
hit by lost soul shot out of a pain elemental,
burned by a lost soul,
hit by a revenant rocket,
thunderballed by cacodemons,
bitten by cacodemon,
eaten by a spectre,
nibbled on by a demon,
imp-balled to death,
chainguned by a former commando,
shotguned by a former sergeant,
rifled by a Former human,
BFGed,
Splash damaged by a BFG,
toxic pit ified, lavafied,
giblified by a rocket/BFG/plasma rifle / barrel/beserk fist,
telefragged,
venalation fans,
grenaded,
Hyperblasterfied,
chainsawed,
sniped,
poisned by mushrooms,
exposure to elements,
exposure to cross-fired,
killed by a lead pipe in the library by colonal mustard
lasered
microwave beamed
microwave oven
tokamaked
railguned
fried by thors hammer
supernovaed
starflared
stickfoamed
taken care of by the mafia
ESG mined
RPGed (gun)
RPGed (D&D)
mined by a robominer
robosurvayed
robobulldozed
spent more than 75 days in a evactruck
smelted
GORFed
Advance lab explosion
standard lad explosion
basic lab collapsing
shafted
Blighted
Acid Clouded
scout hit and run
emp missle lands on target
put under a RLV during liftoff
built on top of
Geothermal plant 'accident'
magma vent 'overheating'
microwaved by solar plant
hit by vulcans hammer part deux
wasted GTA style
put in the vaccum of space
not using approved soap
corn flakes
emotiaconed
quoted
"I don't belive in faries"
iddqd
beliveing in free speech
spiked
digested by a voreophile
Spontaneus combustion
death by love (preferrably care bears)
fragged
vortexed
volcanified
"I hate Trix"
"I hate the TRIX Rabbit"
smiteing
rods from god (tungsten rods fall and vaporize with kenitic energy)
and my favorite:
death by boredom
THIS IS MY LIST, HAHAHAHA