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Projects & Development => GORF => Outpost Novellas => Topic started by: OP2Patriot on January 14, 2003, 08:06:59 PM
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Africa Destroyed By Blight, Battle of Armageddon
by Outpost Tabloid Reporter Philip Ulrich
Africa was overran by the blight on Monday. An Outpost Novellas Author has come up with a possible solution to problem. Microbe tanks have been spotted, and a grand battle is being fought at Armegeddon.
The most deadly party ever took place on the previous Christmas. At that party, the blight was unleashed, instantly killing querty103. The Blight took over Southern Africa in 9 days.
All the good posters of the Outpost Community quickly called on Outpost Writer Philip J. Ulrich to come up with a solution, because for some wierd reason, they blamed him. Thankfully, he had wrote about an anti-Blight and that it was made in First Wave. With the help of Scientist General John E. Fesh, the formula is now in the hands of the UN.
By the time the UN received the formula, the blight had just entered Egypt. A new nation formed called The Microbe. They have taken over tanks and other weapons of mass destruction and have prepared for world domination. Every country with an army and navy has sent their militaries over Israel as the Blight ate up the remainder of Egypt.
The Americans were the first to launch anti-blight into Africa. The Microbe military then crossed into Israel, and a huge battle between Microbe and the UN took place. All satellites have been knocked out, but the names Voran Bosjk and Harold Yint are coming out of the static from the Battle of Armageddon.
As the world is now fighting the war to end all wars, there is a morale to this story. It is the strangest morale of all time. It is: If you try to steal Zircon's cheese, you will start Armageddon.
---philipu2001
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Another moral:
Watch your back, and your cheese. :D
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lol :lol: :lol:
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Keep them comeing, Phillip.
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My name has one L. And one will come soon. I'm think about how to do it. I'll figure something out. Sort of like how I killed John Fesh. (OOOOOPs, plot spoiler)
---philipu2001
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Sorry philip, I'm just soo used to seeing it spelt with a ll instead of a l.
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Biblically it is Philip. Commonly, it's Phillip. I prefer Biblical.
---philipu2001
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I'm not very biblical.
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this was the last updated topic here, last updated 16 of January this year, I just like doing stuff like this lol
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Are you trying to leave a hint? I'm not sure that I would do another tabloid article again.
---philipu2001
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philip, look, we were nice to eachother! :o
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Ever since the IW crisis, I don't see any point in writing anymore. I don't think it would be funny now.
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Then you wouldn't mind if someone else filed in? Choose someone.
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I thought Phil hated the UN? <_<
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I do, but the UN is still a player on the world scale. Whoever wants it, I guess.
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wow, mabe i should resorect other old threads
I just wish I could reserect old forums
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Eeeeww. Diging up stuff from the past could be dirty, so don't dig up a war or something of the like.
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I wastalking about bringing the NHCS forums back to life
im not a necromancer, although being one would be really cool
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Ever notice every single post ever made by Phil contains this at the end? (Not a signature)
---philipu2001
Interesting.
Or Not!! Two posts above this one!
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Well, with my name change, I'm trying to kick the habit. It has hard the first 20 posts, but I kicked the habbit!
EDIT: Ooops, maybe not. I put on the sig.