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Off Topic => Test/Spam Forum => Topic started by: CK9 on April 09, 2004, 04:31:04 PM
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NOTE TO ALL: THIS IS A JOKE LIST, FOLLOW AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!
tip 1: save up at least 500 credits and buy the casino item. if you save up enough to buy multiple casino items, you have a better chance of earning a lot more money (did this at one point)
tip 2: try to get the root admin mad at you. If you mysteriously dissapear, everyone will know why.
tip 3: reply to every topic. Even whe you have nothing to add, maby you can get the topic to something easier to add on to.
tip 4: spam the shout box. Reaching the maximum allowed shouts can really relax you.
remember, these tips are not suggested to anyone (except #1 to luweeg, he can afford to lose some credits).
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I thought tip #2 was pretty fun, i've seen something almost like it happen once...
The only problem is i cant remember where ^_^
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wasn't it on the op.suddenlaunch forums?
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Perhaps i've seen it twice then, but yeah it was a ruckus against kiler...
There's also that time i interrogated Coconut Monkey (jokingly) when Knux had been gone for a long time... He's not the root admin though...
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lol
BTW, I'm doing #1 again, went from 512 credits to 1423 credits.
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That better be a joke. I will get mad just for #3 & 4... I'm thinking to subtract from the bank rather than the On Hand credits.. this way you can go negative.. and its just will go deeper from there.
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x, you know I would never tell someone to do such things and actually mean for them to do it.
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NOTE TO ALL: THIS IS A JOKE LIST, FOLLOW AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!
Duh, I think this is telling me that this is a joke. lol.
Neways, I post in pretty much in any topic that I am interested in, not just for the sake of posting :lol: .
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x would kill me if I wasn't joking, lol
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I haven't been here long enough to know that, but I'll take your word for it. lol.
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What was that about replying when you have nothing to add? :whistle:
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Well, I do admit that I had nothing to add, however we don't get any points in the Test Forum por posting (Or so I have heard, lol)
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No points for posting, but you lose points if a post is deleted from here.
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Actually no.. I think that I have set it up to take the amount specified to be given...
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I deleted one of my own posts just about a week ago and I went into the negative. So unless you changed something within the last week or so.
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he might have
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Well the replying if you have nothing to say isn't a good way to be..... yes it will get deleted, yes the points are taken back, yes if you do it enough it "stuff will happen."
So if you don't have something to say then don't. lol.
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so, if you go negative in the bank, would the intrest compund the debt? and if it does would it be at the same rate as it gives you creads? (debt with a 25% intrest rate LONE SHARK!!!)
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I'm not sure. Who wants to be the test victim?
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I vote luweege :heh:
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I will be!!! Just let me send my money to someone...
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you can always trust a friend, aka mustang, lol
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okay, time to revive this topic with a new list including most the old items:
tip 1: harrass someone once a day. Eventually, they will be trying to bribe yu to stop.
tip 2: try to get the root admin mad at you. If you mysteriously dissapear, everyone will know why.
tip 3: reply to every topic. Even whe you have nothing to add, maby you can get the topic to something easier to add on to.
tip 4: spam the shout box. Reaching the maximum allowed shouts can really relax you.
tip 5: PM everyone with spam messages. You don't really want to talk with them, just let them know you are still there...watching their every move.
tip 6: accuse someone of cheating when you haven't ever played against them and post that they are a cheater all over the forum. That way, you can knock out your competition easier.
tip 7: try to post a message every hour that only contains smilies. If you don't get your point accross the first time, try again.
tip 8: try to hack the OPU Bot. Make several attempts, because the thing is on a macintosh and you never know when it will disconnect.
tip 9: make a virus that only deletes OP2 files and send it to everyone on the forum. Enough said.
and finally...
Tip 10: make a 50 MB pic and post it in every topic on the forum at least twice.
remember, these tips are not suggested to anyone, and if I lern of anyone actually following them, I will hit you over the head with a summer sausage (that's all they are good for anyway).
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Tip 1: Make your sig a screenshot of a game. Then hack into the Admin CP so that it can be shown in all its glory.
Tip 2: Go around and in an obvious code post all of the Dan cheats.
Tip 3: Feel free to talk about how you play other games more than Outpost 2, and make fun of those who do the opposite.
Tip 4: Post repeatedly in many threads how the threads wouldn't be so off topic if you were a moderator.
Tip 5: Include a good story about Killer in every one in five posts. Even make a shrine for him in your sig.
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tip 2 is briljant i have that about everygame i play >< runescape , knightonline, wow etc
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ck9 how is it you start all the redickoulus posts? <_<
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*starts to think gamer has something aainst him personally*
I open the appropriate thread and type up a new topic.
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Tips for new members, if you complete the first challenge i mean step procede to the next one.
Step1 register, its the very small button which is ahrd to read without a magnifing glass, it is also the one that moves when ever your mouse gets near it.
Step2 attempt to reply to a post, without getting noticed i.e. make sure no one acknoledges or quotes any of your comments.
step3 up you post count with lots of these step2's If you get acknoleged once then restart from step1
step4 slighly pick out one moderator at random and start annoying them, but not with spam. just lots of stupid questions on how to use the forum or how to use irc or how to play op2. keep pestering them with questions that go into more and more detail, nit picking all their answers
step5 pretend you know coding and start annoying the mods more asking for advice on coding, but when ever they answer your question with something technical ask another couple of questions about each technical technique.
step6 wait for them to start deleting your posts, then repeat from step4 annoying another mod. If they ban you repeat from step1
step7 declare yourself ruler of the forums, criticise every comment, but not the person (i.e. criticise the idea and not the person for holding the idea) mods cant stop u frm doing that.
step8 mysteriously disappear knowing your work has been done
however the mods will have a surprise for you before you complete step 8, which inactual fact will speed your way to step 8! good luck
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Interesting lol. Step 7, I like that one lol. I AM TEH RULER! lol j/k
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lol, at step 5 hacker would start taking action :P
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ha heres one tip post as much as possible :P
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um...gamer, you seem to have missed the point of this thread. It is to make tips that no one should ever follow and present them as if they are intended to be followed.