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Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: OP2Patriot on January 21, 2003, 08:26:25 PM: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned

by Outpost Tabloid Reporter Philip U.

Now that the Microbe has been defeated, and the anti-Blight successful, a new problem has emerged. There are now 15 clones of qwerty103 roaming the world. All major nations have declared states of emergenies.

The Battle of Cairo was quick, because the Microbe retreated as soon as UN troops appeared. Eventually, Microbe troops were corners, and with a few strokes a key, deleted. This was believed to be the workings of philipu2001, a respectable and somewhat handsome poster.

Through a process that cannot be presently explained, the anti-Blight created fifteen clones of qwerty103, and 70 carbon copies, of Zircon's cheese! Zircon commented, "Well, the more cheese, the merrier!" He said this as he was sitting against his refridgerator door.

Qwerty103 II with IV and IX, tryed to take Zircon's cheese. Unfortunately, when Zircon ran out of ammo, he started throwing leftovers at the criminals. Then the criminals took the leftovers and run.

Zircon had no comment. Billions were stunned. Recent intelligence has revealed that all the qwertys are now looking for knux. Knux commented that he couldn't comment from he secret cave, where he is working on Outpost 3.

Clones of the sickest criminal are running around, and everyone is scared. So am I. And I will end this story with this: You ain't gonna steal my cheese!
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: Guest on January 22, 2003, 03:36:42 AM: You ain't gonna steal my cheese!

That's my line <_<

Do you want my cheese :blink:

If you do :ph34r: me....

Im currently carrying my argon-nuclear-stasis-refridgeration unit on my back...
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: OP2Patriot on January 22, 2003, 06:08:30 PM: The new question of the millenia:

Your life or your cheese?

---philipu2001
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: CK9 on January 22, 2003, 08:00:06 PM: All those for life, say I

*Three 'I's*

All for cheeze say I

*Room buzzes with I's*
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: OriginalOP2 on January 23, 2003, 04:30:53 AM: i like cheeze on a cracker mmmmmmmmm :rolleyes:
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: OP2Patriot on January 23, 2003, 09:21:40 AM: Cheese, that's it Gromit! CHEESE!

---philipu2001
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: Zircon on January 23, 2003, 09:22:53 AM: :blink: Shocked...

You monster, You were gonna eat mr,Cheese :angry:

:ph34r: Me

I and mr cheese will haunt your dreams :angry:
-Cheese: Will we :unsure: ?
-Zircon: Yes ofcourse :)
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: OP2Patriot on January 23, 2003, 09:51:18 AM: A new idealogy: Cheese Rights

It's wrong to eat cheese. do you think the cheese had a choice?

(Says this as I shove a block of cheddar cheese down my throat.)

---philipu2001
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: Zircon on January 23, 2003, 12:04:10 PM: :blink: OMG :blink:

Another monster :blink:

We will haunt your dreams too :angry:
Wont we Mr Cheese :D
...
..
.
Mr Cheese :unsure:
Where's Mr Cheese :blink: :blink: :blink:

Ahhhhhhhhh !
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: OP2Patriot on January 23, 2003, 12:08:12 PM: Zircon, for eating cheese, you are to be put to death. Any last statemates. Remember, you have the right to appeal with an attorney.

---philipu2001
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: Zircon on January 23, 2003, 02:10:47 PM: I plead not guilty <_<

Im innocent *waahhaa* Think of all my children.... B)
errr... Of all my... Something :P

I didnt eat the cheese someone stole him :(

Maybe it was Qwerty... Or maybe even OriginalOP2 *Points finger*

I would never eat mr cheese... BURP... Honest :D

-----------------------------------

Meanwhile...
Hehehe now ive got the cheese and now Armageddon will commence :lol:

Who is the cloaked figure :huh:
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: OP2Patriot on January 23, 2003, 02:37:59 PM: You have committed murder!

---philipu2001
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: Zircon on January 23, 2003, 03:01:15 PM: Im innocent...

! Look over there someone's stealing your OP2 cd's :blink:

*Philipu looks*

*Poof Me Gone :yes: *
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: CK9 on January 23, 2003, 03:05:40 PM: I took it!!!
*runs*
*stops*

oh ya, Mwaaaahaaaahhaaahaa

*continues running*
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: OP2Patriot on January 23, 2003, 03:36:54 PM: CK9 and Zircon, you are both guilty of murder!

---philipu2001
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: Zircon on January 23, 2003, 03:52:45 PM: Head peeps out from corner...

See :) I said i was innocent :yes:
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: new-er-bie on January 23, 2003, 04:01:48 PM: Who is this Querty guy?
Title: Querty103 Was Unintensionally Cloned
Post by: OP2Patriot on January 23, 2003, 04:11:45 PM: If you had read my other articles, you would know. He stole Zircon's cheese. He stole knux's leftovers.

---philipu2001