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Off Topic => Test/Spam Forum => Topic started by: Eddy-B on January 07, 2006, 05:42:28 PM

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: Eddy-B on January 07, 2006, 05:42:28 PM

(http://www.aidex.de/fun/computer/frauennicht.jpg)

IBM PC 386, Windows 3.1, DOS, HD + 3.5",  accessories.
100% ok. will not sell to women!

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(http://www.aidex.de/fun/normal/pony.jpg)
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Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: zhukant on January 07, 2006, 05:48:46 PM

What? Ok, first of all, why would anybody by a Windows 3.1, and second of all, what's this guy's problem with women? The newspaper shouldn't have even included that ad!  :blink:  

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: Leviathan on January 07, 2006, 05:52:54 PM

Lolz ;)

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: Eddy-B on January 07, 2006, 06:07:41 PM

i think the ad is OLD .. not the pc itself
remember: the price is in D-Mark.. . we have Euro since 2002!

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: Betaray on January 07, 2006, 06:39:59 PM

and noone mentioned the picture of the horse in the mini?

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: dm-horus on January 07, 2006, 11:05:43 PM

its german, go figure.

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: zigzagjoe on January 08, 2006, 12:23:26 AM

LOL

yeah, some things when i was in germany were more than a little loopy

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: dm-horus on January 08, 2006, 02:56:40 AM

Think about it:

Schadenfreude. A German word. The only peoples in the world that created a word meaning "to enjoy the suffering of others."

Like I said, go figure. :P

I wonder if the French are the only people with a word for "land of unshaven women."

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: Eddy-B on January 08, 2006, 05:28:07 AM

oh, we have that word as well (in OUR language) ..
then again we border germany...

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: lordly_dragon on January 08, 2006, 10:36:32 AM

well true the France have hairy women... but quite fortunatly i dont live there. but what about japan and the whole hara kiri concept it is so crazy 0_o

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: dm-horus on January 08, 2006, 07:25:07 PM

the jigga-wha??

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: zhukant on January 09, 2006, 09:52:42 AM

That's when they've been captured, and don't want to give out any information, the hara-kiri take out a dagger and spill their own innards. That way, the info can't be extracted lol...

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: CK9 on January 09, 2006, 11:10:07 AM

happened a lot during WWII, they would steal a knife from a soldier and kill themselves.

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: lordly_dragon on January 09, 2006, 12:32:57 PM

Quote

That's when they've been captured, and don't want to give out any information, the hara-kiri take out a dagger and spill their own innards. That way, the info can't be extracted lol...

actually it was more in medieval samurai time.... and they do that  for major honor failure or when they lost in combat.. sometimes they were doing it too when the daimio died in fidelity to their leader they basicly draw two cut into the stomatch and then are decapitated by the second ( a friend of them or an ennemie that acclaimed the courage of the fallen guy) honest i think this is crazy but enyway.

the stomach was cut by the tanto or the wakizachie.... and the head by the katana of the second


example in movie : the last samurai

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: Eddy-B on January 09, 2006, 12:34:52 PM

where's this thread going ??  :blink:

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: zhukant on January 09, 2006, 06:35:00 PM

Back to the beginning. Why would a guy hate women so much, that he would refuse them service?

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: Sirbomber on January 09, 2006, 08:54:39 PM

I don't think he won't sell it to women not because he hates women, but because of what's on it...

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: lordly_dragon on January 09, 2006, 09:14:11 PM

pr0n or maybe he is affraid that the cpu will be crashed down ..by a women (not intend to be sexist but if you could look how my mom, my step sister and my step-brother use a cpu dear god..) i am loosing the format contest 8-0 in a year...

Title: Pc For Sale
Post by: dm-horus on January 10, 2006, 02:29:30 AM

women mash the keyboard cuz they dont know how to work it.

men mash the keyboard cuz they think thats how it works.