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Off Topic => Test/Spam Forum => Topic started by: CK9 on November 17, 2005, 04:06:51 PM
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Murderer Points a Finger at God
Suing Him for failing to save him from Devil
Reneged on "baptism pact" to keep evil at bay
A conivcted murderer says the Devil made him do it- but he wants God to pay for his sins.
The inmate, a Romainian identified only as Pavel M., is suing God for failing to save him from satan.
Pavel says when he was babtized as a child, he was in fact making a pact with God that was supposed protect him from all evil and keep him out of trouble.
"God recieved...valuables from me, as well as prayers in exchange for promises of a better life," he notes in his lawsuit.
"In reality, this did not happen- I found myself in the devil's hands."
Pavel, who's serving 20 years in the Timisoara jail in western Romainia, has fingered the Romainian Orthodox Church as God's direct representitive here on Earth.
And he says it's the church that should be forced to compensate him for the God- inflicted damage wrought by His alleged crimes: "Cheating, concealmeant, abuse against peaople's interest, taking bribe and traffic or influence."
Pavel's complaint was sent to the Timisoara Court of Justice and forwarded to the prosecutor's office.
But court officials say the suit will likely be dropped because the defendant- identified as "God, resident in Heaven"- is neither an individual nor a company, and therefore not subject to a civil court's jurisdiction.
And besides, they could have difficulty dilivering the subpoena.
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1) He's insane.
2) No way this is real.
3) He's insane.
4) Did I mention he's insane?
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1) He's insane.
say that to the guy who sued the RV maker who forgot to add a warning that the RV would not drive itself :P
2) No way this is real.
it could be...... Stranger things have happened
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Romania... hmm....
I once read a story about a guy who had his ... uhh, let's just use the word 'precious organs' explode when he was doing ... err, something everyone knows about. Without it you might not be here. :heh:
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a perfact combanation of gonads and strife
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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..<_<
*pulls out modstick and whacks beta*
okay then. No, this article is not fake, it is a real article from a real newspaper.
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The problem today is that people don't want to take responsibility for their actions. In this case, it is IMPOSSIBLE to blame anyone but yourself. You had the choice... period. And, if he wants to say that God was supposed to protect him from Evil, I hate to break it but it says in all of the scriptures/bible/whatever that everyone has FREE WILL. That's a keyword there. That also means that Satan doesn't have control over someone's mind. So he has nothing to do but sit on his thumb and twist it around. Bah.
I hate people sometimes... :yawn:
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a perfact combanation of gonads and strife
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hahaha! how long you been on ABS? i love gonads and strife :P
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Hmmm a fool was cought and decided to try to scam his way out. Nothing insane here folks just someones attempt to get out of jail free by using god.
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I love ABS, ive been there for years lol
yea, I agree, but I dont want to get too far, because if we dont tread carefully it could turn into another religion debate
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lol the weee! is funny but the gonads.....thats just random.
and as far as the article goes, is that really true? :blink:
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and as far as the article goes, is that really true?
well how much do you trust CK9? :P
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spirit, wrong person to ask. I don't think zzj or freeza trust me very much, lol :P
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*Clears throat* ROTFL! Thats hilarious lol.
btw, CK is one of the most trustworthy people I know :)
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a perfact combanation of gonads and strife
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i couldn't follow MOST of what they "singing" but i was ROFLMFAO !
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:o ! Could it be that plym has returned to the forum?
BTW, I feel kinda bad, 'cause I'm typing this in class, but I'm done and just waiting for my project partner to show up. *twiddles thumbs*