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Title: Proof...
Post by: Hooman on October 10, 2005, 03:15:30 AM
So, a Mathematician, a Physicist, and an Engineer are asked to write a proof that all odd numbers greater than 1 are primes.


Math
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9 is odd, but 9 = 3 * 3 is not prime. Therefor the statement is false.

Physicist
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3's a prime
5's a prime
7's a prime
9 is experimental error
11's a prime
13's a prime
...

Engineer
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3's a prime
5's a prime
7's a prime
9's a prime
11's a prime
13's a prime
...


:P

Any engineers in the crowd? (or physicists?)
 
Title: Proof...
Post by: CK9 on October 10, 2005, 10:16:59 AM
I don't get what you're trying to say about engineers, hooman. <_<
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Post by: zigzagjoe on October 10, 2005, 10:34:23 AM
ditto >_>
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Post by: CK9 on October 10, 2005, 10:36:23 AM
zigzag, shall we strap him to a wall and make him talk?
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Post by: Eddy-B on October 10, 2005, 01:51:37 PM
/me gets his bazooka ready!
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Post by: zigzagjoe on October 10, 2005, 02:14:00 PM
yes. i'll get the ducttape!
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Post by: Betaray on October 10, 2005, 02:50:08 PM
ck get the mod stick ready, its clobbering time
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Post by: HaXtOr on October 10, 2005, 03:17:01 PM
ok im lost? the point of this was?..
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Post by: Highlander on October 10, 2005, 03:23:04 PM
to get us all confused ?
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Post by: Hooman on October 10, 2005, 05:55:23 PM
It's a joke people. Lighten up.

And yes, it is kinda poking fun at engineers and physicists. For the physicist, it's their way of dealing with unexpected outcomes, and for the engineer, it's partly being wrong, and partly claiming what they expect. It also pokes fun at the lack of a formal proof procedure, where they just try a bunch of values and if it holds true for all the values they try, then they assume it holds for all values.

Geez, I feel liked I've just killed the joke now. :(
 
Title: Proof...
Post by: CK9 on October 11, 2005, 01:10:48 AM
that's what you get for poking fun at ingenious engineers (did you know that the word engineer is derrived from the word ingenious?)
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Post by: Betaray on October 11, 2005, 11:03:52 PM
yea, im an engineer

no cool fusion for you!!
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Post by: CK9 on October 11, 2005, 11:57:37 PM
I'm studying to become a chemecal engineer with a focus on biomedical engineering

I should double major in environmental engineering, there's a two course difference
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Post by: Sirbomber on October 16, 2005, 08:17:47 AM
...And the lawyer locked the door and asked, "What do you want them to be?" and sued Hooman for 8 billion dollars.  :P