Outpost Universe Forums

Off Topic => Test/Spam Forum => Topic started by: zigzagjoe on April 29, 2005, 01:54:37 AM

Title: Moogle.....
Post by: zigzagjoe on April 29, 2005, 01:54:37 AM

We reget to inform you that haxtor has passed on after shooting himself repeatedly with a airsoft gun. :'( The cause seems to be a buggy vb program and microsoft . it is currently being interrogated.

The charge is:
code rage



(http://zigzagjoe.no-ip.com/moogle.jpg)(http://zigzagjoe.no-ip.com/moogle2.jpg)  

Title: Moogle.....
Post by: coolzero on April 29, 2005, 01:00:47 PM

okej????

Title: Moogle.....
Post by: Tellaris on April 29, 2005, 01:24:40 PM

LOL!   I always knew that'd be his cause of death.   Why the heck is he sticking it up his nose?   Most people do it thru the mouth.

Title: Moogle.....
Post by: Eddy-B on April 29, 2005, 02:04:46 PM

So MicroCrap really drives peopel to death ...  :blink:  

Title: Moogle.....
Post by: Phantom on May 02, 2005, 11:31:01 PM

[nonsense]Maybe is less painful in the nose than in the mouth. Looks like he went insane first than did it, another victim of microsoft. Hope I'm not next![/nonsense]

Title: Moogle.....
Post by: Hooman on May 03, 2005, 04:42:35 PM

Yes, I've heard shoting yourself in the head isn't always a quick death. Apparently there are cases (with film of the actual suicide?) where the person lived for at least another five or six minutes after shoting a hole from their mouth through the top of their head. I was given a rather gory and unpleasant description of this. Has anyone else heard of anything like this? Or is this perhaps just a bogus story? Of course, considering what can be done to the brain and not kill people, this does sound a least within the realm of possibility.

On a less disturbing note... (but only slighty), I would like to remind people that Haxtor is also a Mac user.  :P

 :whistle:
 

Title: Moogle.....
Post by: BlackBox on May 03, 2005, 07:00:51 PM

:heh: It's only an airsoft gun. The plastic bb's just bounce off you. (of course it might be a little more damaging if you stuck it up your nose, but surely not enough to kill)?

The BB isn't shot with much force from a small airsoft pistol like that. Probably a max of ~100 ft/sec. (Spring actuated - not CO2, Air, or powder)

On second thought: Maybe it *is* possible to kill yourself with an airsoft gun. And Haxtor seems like someone who is capable of that. :P

Title: Moogle.....
Post by: Phantom on May 04, 2005, 12:11:56 AM

I could see him killing himself if is was a pellet pistol. Especially if it had the pointed pellets. lol.

Title: Moogle.....
Post by: Tellaris on May 04, 2005, 03:31:58 PM

In the eye.   Straight to the brain.   Maybe that would work?

Title: Moogle.....
Post by: Leviathan on May 04, 2005, 04:34:36 PM

hes not been on irc 4 a while.. maybe hes taking a break?

Title: Moogle.....
Post by: zigzagjoe on May 04, 2005, 05:04:53 PM

lol; levi

check ur logs

Title: Moogle.....
Post by: Leviathan on May 05, 2005, 02:09:29 AM

oh yeah, ive not been on watching irc much.. anyway, he usealy idles cuz  he can, cuz like most of us he has a comp on 24/7.. or for the lucky ones we got a eggdrop runing 24/7 :)

Title: Moogle.....
Post by: CK9 on May 06, 2005, 12:08:07 AM

heh, microsoft is a victum of me *evil grin*