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Off Topic => General Interest => Topic started by: Leviathan on April 01, 2005, 06:58:38 AM

Title: Google Gulp
Post by: Leviathan on April 01, 2005, 06:58:38 AM
This looks so cool :D

google.co.uk/googlegulp/ (http://www.google.co.uk/googlegulp/)

And lol:
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"Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex™, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy."
Title: Google Gulp
Post by: alice on April 01, 2005, 07:42:55 AM
Um... Is that real? lol. cause the only way you can get it is by finding someone with a cap, and the only way they can get it is by finding someone with a cap.  There;s probably only one cap and it's buried in the bottom of the gobi desert. lol
Title: Google Gulp
Post by: zigzagjoe on April 01, 2005, 08:02:38 AM
roflamo is this some kind of joke?
Title: Google Gulp
Post by: Leviathan on April 01, 2005, 08:10:02 AM
I cant wait to taist the Sero-Tonic Water
Title: Google Gulp
Post by: TH300 on April 01, 2005, 08:16:40 AM
yay, thats what we needed.

But why don't they just sell it everywhere to everyone? they could make lots of money.
Damn, I doubt, I'll ever get it where I live.
Title: Google Gulp
Post by: Leviathan on April 01, 2005, 08:28:55 AM
Normaly i would say i would never get it as i live in UK, but its on Google UK not USA, so ill get it first :D


yay!
Title: Google Gulp
Post by: CK9 on April 01, 2005, 10:49:08 AM
um, guys, did you look at the date?  LMAO
Title: Google Gulp
Post by: mustang09-06 on April 01, 2005, 10:52:45 AM
That's okay we got Halo 2 first. lol Like Gpgarrettboast said the winning bottle in prolly in some warehouse somewhere to sit for a long time until Google Gulp goes under where it will then be dumped into our water supply. lol :P  McDonald's does the same thing with Monoply Board thing.  They sell Park Place in the US and Boardwalk in Japan (or some other location) so no one can ever win.
Title: Google Gulp
Post by: CK9 on April 01, 2005, 11:00:04 AM
I got them all once, but it expired before I got everything together
Title: Google Gulp
Post by: Eddy-B on April 01, 2005, 02:44:19 PM
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roflamo is this some kind of joke?
Guys !!  how many people does it take to tell you today is/was "april first" ??
Title: Google Gulp
Post by: Eddy-B on April 01, 2005, 02:48:17 PM
Now THIS is NO joke:
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with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net (http://www.internic.net)
for detailed information.

  Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.SUCKS.FIND.CRACKZ.WITH.SEARCH.GULLI.COM
   IP Address: 80.190.192.24

   Registrar: KEY-SYSTEMS GMBH
   Whois Server: whois.rrpproxy.net
   Referral URL: http://www.key-systems.net (http://www.key-systems.net)



  Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.HAS.LESS.FREE.PORN.IN.ITS.SEARCH.ENGINE.THAN.SECZY.COM
   IP Address: 209.187.114.130

   Registrar: INNERWISE, INC. D/B/A ITSYOURDOMAIN.COM
   Whois Server: whois.itsyourdomain.com
   Referral URL: http://www.itsyourdomain.com (http://www.itsyourdomain.com)



   Domain Name: GOOGLE.COM
   Registrar: ALLDOMAINS.COM INC.
   Whois Server: whois.alldomains.com
   Referral URL: http://www.alldomains.com (http://www.alldomains.com)
   Name Server: NS2.GOOGLE.COM
   Name Server: NS1.GOOGLE.COM
   Name Server: NS3.GOOGLE.COM
   Name Server: NS4.GOOGLE.COM
   Status: REGISTRAR-LOCK
   Updated Date: 03-oct-2002
   Creation Date: 15-sep-1997
   Expiration Date: 14-sep-2011


[Try it yourself: Google Whois (http://www.uwhois.com/cgi/whois.cgi?User=NoAds&query=google.com)]
Title: Google Gulp
Post by: Leviathan on April 01, 2005, 03:51:58 PM
u gave it away that it was a april fools


fools!!!!
Title: Google Gulp
Post by: CK9 on April 01, 2005, 04:13:19 PM
lmao