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Off Topic => Test/Spam Forum => Topic started by: ZeusBD on August 01, 2004, 12:13:33 AM

Title: Question's
Post by: ZeusBD on August 01, 2004, 12:13:33 AM

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Title: Question's
Post by: CK9 on August 01, 2004, 01:43:01 AM

the answer is 49

lol, I think I've seen some of those before...

Title: Question's
Post by: Betaray on August 01, 2004, 02:28:33 PM

preparations A through G were complete failures trying to make DR. Evil's "Tractor Beam" lol

Title: Question's
Post by: CK9 on August 02, 2004, 10:31:59 AM

and then Scotty says, "yes, I think preparation H feels good on the whole"

(BTW, I think my keyboard is broken, testing

`123456789=qwertyuio]\asdfghjkl'zxcvbnm,.

yes, it's broken alright, crud, and this is my dad's lato too (guess which keys I have no control of...}}

Title: Question's
Post by: Leviathan on August 02, 2004, 07:22:04 PM

49 ???
its 42

Title: Question's
Post by: CK9 on August 02, 2004, 08:20:35 PM

oops, I never read the book myselfs, I was just explained the part

Title: Question's
Post by: ZeusBD on August 04, 2004, 12:09:12 AM

Quote

and then Scotty says, "yes, I think preparation H feels good on the whole"

(BTW, I think my keyboard is broken, testing

`123456789=qwertyuio]\asdfghjkl'zxcvbnm,.

yes, it's broken alright, crud, and this is my dad's lato too (guess which keys I have no control of...}}

The only three you didn't use were [;/ so I assume those are the keys

Title: Question's
Post by: CK9 on August 04, 2004, 04:18:15 PM

the broken keys (which now work) were 0-p[; and /

Title: Question's
Post by: ZeusBD on August 10, 2004, 05:25:40 AM

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Title: Question's
Post by: CK9 on August 10, 2004, 12:36:09 PM

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

you mean to say you look?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

some are even going as Julious Ceaser

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

no, it would still be the mouth for the bad taste

4. Is there another word for synonym?

try looking it up on dictionary.com

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

it's only called that because there are always things out there that haven't been seen by all doctors

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

2 posibilities:
it is actually sometimes damaged, but the material is very expensive
it is too dense and they would have to spend too much re-designing the plane so it could fly

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

sure, just add a bit of pesto...

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

no, as it is still the same species

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

yes, lmao

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

by law they have to or he can go free based on the grounds he wasn't read his rights

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

if a blind person wants to make a withdrawel in a hurry, they are in the backseat of the car

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

because they were at the ideal physical status for the environment that they are in

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

they don't, it is ment that they are known to cross at that point and other points beyond it

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

a powerful weapon

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

only if they do not realize the truth

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

super-sour cream doesn't taste good (I know first hand)

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

you failed at one thing, thus you succeeded to fail.  You have done both and opened a paradox

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

it is only cruel to those with one

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

because asteroids was already taken, lol
actually, there is a layman's terms translation for it, but I forget what it is





BTW, yes I know they are rehtorical questions, but I'm bored

Title: Question's
Post by: Betaray on August 13, 2004, 12:03:43 AM

[dohtml]<bgsound src="http://halo.bungie.org/music.html" loop=1>[/dohtml]

just a test

im trying to put the halo song in here, if you want to hear it, I downloaded it from

http://halo.bungie.org/music.html (http://halo.bungie.org/music.html)


EDIT: I'll try to help, beta *evil grin*  someone else will have to say if it works or not, though.  I'm not allowed to turn up the sound here

Title: Question's
Post by: ZeusBD on August 15, 2004, 11:38:18 PM

Not working, let me see here if I can get it to work.

[doHTML]<EMBED src="http://www.frankandami.com/stuff/Halo_TotalAudio.mp3" quality="high">
</EMBED>[/doHTML]

IT WORKS!!!!! Don't use the bgsound command unless your posting up .wavs or .mid files...use this one to put up MP3's

Code: [Select]

[doHTML]<EMBED src="http://www.frankandami.com/stuff/Halo_TotalAudio.mp3" quality="high">
</EMBED>[/doHTML]