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{
 1936, "As the result of a tragic accident, the rebel colony has been destroyed. Due to a magnetic fluctuation in the rail gun portion of our mass driver, a bucket of ore did not reach the escape velocity required to carry it "
 1937, "In a surprising turn of events, our entire colony has been plunged backwards through time.  An eccentric scientist at Outpost Labs has claimed responsibility for the time travel, stating that \042time travel will "
 1938, "In response to an evacuation order issued by our leader, the entire surface population moved underground to seek safety during the recent crisis.  Although the colonists have been kept in the dark as to "
 1939, "The creaking old hulk of the Seed Factory ceased functioning today.  Since landing on this planet, our Seed Factory has provided us with a Command facility, generated power, and smelted ore, as well as "
 1940, "Although it comes as no surprise to most colonists, a hot lab exploded today.  Because the hot lab is designed for hazardous research on the surface of our planet, little damage was done to the active experiment."
 1941, "An influx of former rebel colonists is placing a strain on local resources. The rebel leader abandoned their colony today and met with %P for a brief ceremony, during which the symbolic key to the rebel city was surrendered "
 1942, "hatchet and forget the past...or bury the past and forget the hatchet. Either way, this opens up communication that can benefit all of us in these dark times.\042"
 1943, "think our leader is just misunderstood.  Questioned about the agreement, our leader said, \042Nobody's perfect.\042"
 1944, "The single attempt to divert the asteroid with a nuclear weapon served only to break it into large chunks, two of which struck the Earth.  We have not received any messages from the survivors.  Tomorrow has "
 1945, "been declared a day of mourning so that we may remember what has been lost."
 1946, "supplies from the cargo hold.  Our leader has denounced the rebels, stating that they are \042a foolhardy group of traitorous miscreants.\042"
 1947, "surface of our new planet.  The 50 colonists aboard the lander broke into applause when the lander\222s engines shut down and our leader informed them that they could unfasten their seatbelts."
 1948, "Labs declared, \042I can't tell you what it is until our leader has seen it, but we're very excited.\042  Hearing of the discovery, conservative members of the population immediately started picketing local "
 1949, "laboratories.  When asked why they were picketing, a conservative spokesman said, \042We don't know what it is, but it has to be evil.  All science is evil.\042"
 1950, "chances of a random catastrophe destroying our civilization.\042  As usual, colonist opinion is split between those who believe our leader is insane and those who think expansion is a good idea."
 1951, "study will be required to determine how the plague is being transmitted. As usual, colonist opinion is split between those who think the plague is a good idea, and those who are dying from it."
}
