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{
 1911, "Early today, %P marked the dawn of a new era by signing a trade agreement with the rebel colonists. Referring to past differences between the two colonies, our leader said, \042It's time to bury the hatchet and forget the past...or bury the past and forget the hatchet. Either way, this opens up communication that can benefit all of us in these dark times.\042"
 1912, "Early today, %P rose to new heights of glaring incompetence by failing to negotiate a trade agreement.  Colonist opinion seems split between those who think our leader is a complete boob, and those who think our leader is just misunderstood.  Questioned about the agreement, our leader said, \042Nobody's perfect.\042"
 1913, "We are sad to report that the Earth has been destroyed. Communications with Earth Mission Control ended abruptly in a burst of static just after Vulcan's Hammer struck the planet at 0900 GMT. The single attempt to divert the asteroid with a nuclear weapon served only to break it into large chunks, two of which struck the Earth.  We have not received any messages from the survivors.  Tomorrow has been declared a day of mourning so that we may remember what has been lost."
 1914, "Believing that two colonies have a better chance of survival on the new world, the rebel colonists have left the starship to form their own colony.  The rebels have taken Seed Factory #2, landers, and other supplies from the cargo hold.  Our leader has denounced the rebels, stating that they are \042a foolhardy group of traitorous miscreants.\042"
 1915, "Recalling the glory days of the NASA space program, our leader repeated the historic words of Neil Armstrong on Apollo 11, \042The Eagle has landed,\042 as the first colonial lander touched down on the surface of our new planet.  The 50 colonists aboard the lander broke into applause when the lander\222s engines shut down and our leader informed them that they could unfasten their seatbelts."
 1916, "After numerous false promises and delays, our scientists have announced yet another startling discovery.  Although the details are known only to %P, the Chief Scientist at Outpost Labs declared, \042I can't tell you what it is until our leader has seen it, but we're very excited.\042  Hearing of the discovery, conservative members of the population immediately started picketing local laboratories.  When asked why they were picketing, a conservative spokesman said, \042We don't know what it is, but it has to be evil.  All science is evil.\042"
 1917, "Forging ahead into the future, a new colony site has been established by our leader.  \042This is yet another historic moment in the annals of our outpost.  By adding more living space to our colony, we minimize the chances of a random catastrophe destroying our civilization.\042  As usual, colonist opinion is split between those who believe our leader is insane and those who think expansion is a good idea."
 1918, "An alien plague has attacked the colony.  Scientists believe that human activity on this new planet has released a dangerous microbe from the soil, which is now being transmitted from person to person.  More study will be required to determine how the plague is being transmitted. As usual, colonist opinion is split between those who think the plague is a good idea, and those who are dying from it."
 1919, "The alien plague that attacked our colony has been stopped. Today, researchers unveiled a miracle cure that was immediately distributed to the population.  It is believed that this cure will provide permanent immunity against the plague.  As usual, colonist opinion is split between those who believe the plague cure is a good idea, and those who think the plague was a cosmic sign that human civilization should have been destroyed on the Earth."
}
