Author Topic: Crummy Joke Riddles. (Read 45205 times)

jcj94 · « **on:** April 20, 2011, 01:21:34 PM »

What do you break just to fix?

(Post your joke riddle as well)

Freeza-CII · « **Reply #1 on:** April 20, 2011, 02:29:24 PM »

computers tvs cars runs of shelves morgan wheels cigars pipes music players ect.

CK9 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 20, 2011, 05:18:08 PM »

tape. You tear off a piece to use it to fix something.

jcj94 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 22, 2011, 07:48:12 PM »

Noone's gotten this? really?

Wow..

HINT:

Food

CK9 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 22, 2011, 08:21:04 PM »

well, you break an egg to fix up an omlet...or however the hell it's spelt...

jcj94 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 22, 2011, 08:42:25 PM »

DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER!
CK9, good guess. omelet btw.

NEXT RIDDLE!

What do we create that can't be seen, smelled, heard, or tasted, but can kill us faster than we can realize, and is completely harmless to other forms of life?

Hooman · « **Reply #6 on:** April 22, 2011, 10:47:10 PM »

An idea.

jcj94 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 22, 2011, 10:51:19 PM »

... I really need to make these things more difficult...

Good work Hooman.

Allright, Someone else post a joke riddle.

(I have one, but am posting at as last resort, you solved it to quick, I didn't have enough time to get another one in the future)

Hooman · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2011, 12:48:09 AM »

Umm, how about:
Feed it and it lives. Give it a drink and it dies. What is it?

Hidiot · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2011, 02:15:01 AM »

Any electrical device: you feed it energy and it works, you feed it a conducting liquid (not pure water) and it short-circuits and dies.

Hooman · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2011, 04:05:39 AM »

Hmm, not quite the answer I was looking for, but I suppose that works too. Alright then.

Spikerocks101 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2011, 08:58:52 AM »

A Gremlin?

jcj94 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2011, 09:18:19 AM »

Fire

Hooman · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2011, 06:08:22 PM »

Fire was the answer I was thinking of. Which, oddly enough, you can get from giving electrical equipment a drink.

jcj94 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2011, 06:44:28 PM »

Whats so fragile that when you say its name it breaks?

or

What goes on four legs, two at noon, and 3 legs evening?

Hooman · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2011, 10:02:17 PM »

For the first one: silence.

CK9 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2011, 12:49:05 AM »

second one is the very old mankind riddle

jcj94 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:20:39 AM »

Hooman, correct!
CK9, it's the Sphinx's Riddle, and yes, Mankind is the answer!

What goes without saying, but needs to be said? What has no arms, no legs, no head?

Freeza-CII · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2011, 01:54:22 PM »

a torso with legs

jcj94 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2011, 04:11:23 PM »

*facepalm*

How...

*double facepalm*

or better yet...

or even better YET...

Completely and utterly the wrong answer...

Spikerocks101 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2011, 07:04:25 PM »

jcj... just no...

jcj94 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2011, 07:46:43 PM »

Hooman, you usually get these riddles... Have not you been on or solved it yet?

Here is a hint: Reading.

Hooman · « **Reply #22 on:** April 24, 2011, 08:32:47 PM »

I was still puzzling over the Sphinx riddle. I had to look that one up to understand the answer.

You asked two questions. Are they part of the same riddle, or two different riddles?
Are you talking about something like a body of literature?

jcj94 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 24, 2011, 09:08:37 PM »

Wow... you didn't even know what it was and got it.
Yes, both were the same riddle.

Yes, body of literature (You don't say your reading the Body of a letter, but the body itself needs to be written( or said), the rest is fairly self explanatory)

... Hooman, stop being good.

no don't. Most of these wouldn't get solved much without you.

Man walks on 4 legs (crawls) in morning (early life), on two at noon (midlife/adulthood) and 3 (two legs and a cane) in afternoon (late life, now classified as your "70's - 80's).

CK9 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2011, 01:28:57 AM »

okay, here's one off the top of my head ('cause I'm bored)

I see all but one at any time, reading them so carefully, and while I can see the one at times, it's never the same others see.

What is it?

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Author Topic: Crummy Joke Riddles. (Read 45205 times)