Ok lets see how this goes. I noticed how dead this section was so here is my riddle I heard on a Boy scout trip.
I will answer yes/no questions and give you similar responses.
THE RIDDLE:
A bell rings, a man dies, a bell rings.
What happened?
(To clarify for all you nit pickers, first there is a sound of a bell ringing, and then a man dies, and then a bell rings.)