New Weapon: The Brick Launcher
Our scientists have proposed a new projectile weapon that would make use of the rocky soil of the planet. This new weapon would be cheap and have practically limitless ammo. Our scientists seem especially eager to begin researching and developing this new weapon.
...That's what they tell you in the tech teaser thing. What really happened:
Our scientsits got high again and made another useless piece of crap. This time it's a vacuum cleaner that sucks up dirt and throws it (the dirt) into a machine that makes it (still talking about the dirt) into a brick. What's worse is they broke one of the Scouts we needed for that expedition and glued the sensor onto the top. To top it all off they shoved it onto a Lynx and spent all night shooting bricks at the canyon wall while screaming something about ghost elephant ninjas. The darned thing can't even turn because of the vacuums on the side. You can have fun with the Brick Launcher while I sit here and be ashamed of myself.
A: The turret part
B: The part the bricks come out of
C: Sensor stolen from a Scout
D: Vacuum
E: Useless detail