Quick warning: I don't have enough time to do any censoring
I was going through a bumpersticker list when I found the following that I just think are hillarius (Warning: If you are really sensitive towards any of the subjects (and I mean extremaly) you might find some offensive)
listed in no particular order (have multiple sections open and switch between page loads):
Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over
Honk if you don't give a damn
Honk if you love Hanson, then drive straight into a tree!
God is perfect, man is not. Man made beer and God made pot.
God, please protect me from your followers.
God is living in Canada and doesn't want to get involved!
Support a Lawyer - Become a Doctor
I hate coffee - it keeps me awake at work!
Bad cop. No donut.
Jesus Saves! ... And at today's prices that IS a Miracle!
If going to church makes you a christian, then does going to the garage make you a car?
Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
It's your hell ..... you burn in it!
My Karma ran over your Dogma
God huh? My imaginary friend's name is BoBo.
The last time we mixed religion and politics people were burned at the stake.
The only difference between prison and work is that in work there's no bars on the cells
Honk if you are stupid enough to actually read the backs of people's cars and then do what it tells you to do.
The last time religion ruled, it was called the dark ages.
"Pull my finger" said god, and thus he created wind.
GO TO HELL.....say hi to my friends.
Out of my mind. Be back in 15 minutes.
Shut up brain or I'll poke you with a Q-tip!!
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, your it
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Jesus saves, by using double coupons and shopping wisely
Jesus... He scares the Hell out of you!
Some days it just isn't worth chewing through the straps.
God was created because man needed two things: a scapegoat and hope
I do everything my rice crispies tell me to.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful
Change is inevitable... except for vending machines
When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).
If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!
Money does Buy Happiness. Give me $20 And I will smile.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privelege
Designed by computer, built by robot, driven by moron.
Your Proctoligist called, they found your head
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